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Barry Obama withdraws request to establish new Department of Corruption
RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 01/17/2013 7:09:41 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

Barry O. withdrew his request to create a new Department of Corruption. Barry stated that those evil Tea Party House Members were mounting serious opposition and he decided to withdraw the request. Citing the urgent need to efficiency and transparency in the corruption arena, Barry has issued an Executive Order changing the name of the Justice Department to the Department of Corruption. Using the Executive Order allows Eric "the corrupt" Holder to remain in charge of the department without Senate approval. Eric has stated that he would like to recruit several of the recently resigning heads of other departments and agencies into his reorganized department. Eric has stated that the department needs to be run more like a corporation and generate healthy revenues for the administration. Eric is offering recruitment incentives which include a percentage of the take, banker size annual bonuses, and the coveted Presidential Pardon. Other former department heads, such as Labor, EPA, Interior, State, Treasury, ATF and others would be considered choice recruitments. These former heads could bring extensive experience in corruption to the department.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy
KEYWORDS: humor; satire

1 posted on 01/17/2013 7:09:51 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Holy $#?*#!! This guy needs to be stopped! Stopped RIGHT NOW! TODAY!! NO MORE WAITING!! What the frick!!??


2 posted on 01/17/2013 7:22:47 PM PST by Thorliveshere
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Don’t we already have a Department of Corruption, a.k.a the Obama White house.


3 posted on 01/17/2013 7:23:04 PM PST by Fzob (In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. Jefferson)
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To: Fzob

Don’t leave out the US Congress as well.


4 posted on 01/17/2013 9:40:13 PM PST by ExTexasRedhead
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To: RetiredTexasVet

[[Barry Obama withdraws request to establish new Department of Corruption]]

They already have a corrupt department- oh wait, I read thagt wrong- oh wait, no i didn’t


5 posted on 01/17/2013 10:22:16 PM PST by CottShop (Scientific belief does not constitute scientific evidence, nor does it convey scientific knowledge)
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