Well, dang it, Johnny, I’m going to let you know.
If our Dear Lord had thought beets and booze went together there would be a beet booze.
Is there? No! Proof....
There's liquor flavored like apples, cherries, peppermint, cinnamon, oranges, walnuts(?), vanilla, Red Square sweepings, and burnt corn poured through burn maple... but there is no booze that sports a beet on the label.
I rest my case.