Because nothing impresses the ladies more than an incompetent, petty thief.
I am sure she is impressed. lol.
Any guesses on what kind of lady he was trying to impress?
Ohh... the hu-Manatie.
So, one evening I exited the mall and out front were three males. Two were white, around fifteen. The other appeared to be a Hispanic man in his twenties. They were locked in a death stare, with their chests puffed out like they were going to fight, so I scadaddled with the children to the car.
I got in the car and after loading the loot and the kids, I was heading out and passed them again. They were still in the standoff and the Holy Spirit poked me to talk to them.
So I went up and said, “Hi. I am sarajonhson.” They broke their death stare and looked at me. I said, “I noticed you are in a fix here.” The Hispanic guy explained he was with some women who felt dissed by the mugs of the white guys. I said, “so you are here because the girls told you?” Luckily, that struck his funny bone and he laughed and so did the young guys. Then they all parted ways.
Fighting for women...