Posted on 01/18/2013 5:10:05 PM PST by nickcarraway
A pet grizzly cub is on the lam after escaping from its Naples, Fla., home.
The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission is leading the search for the 125-pound cub, which disappeared from its habitat Tuesday afternoon.
Dexter Osborn, the owner of the cub, has two other bears and tours the country with an educational show, “A Grizzly Experience,” visiting festivals, fairs and sport shows, according to his website.
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Don’t worry.
The pythons will get it.
Honey Boo Boo ..... is that you?
I saw this on the local news yesterday.
He has a brother who is named “Yogi”. Word on the street is that he is smarter than the average bear.
/johnny
Great, so if the pythons, coral snakes, water moccasins, diamond back rattle snakes, timber rattlesnakes, pigmy rattlesnakes, copper heads, wild hogs, panthers, black bears, escaped circus tiger, lion, or elephant don’t get us we now have to worry about a grizzly.
sheesh
OH MY GOSH I forgot alligators, sharks, lionfish, barracuda, marlins and mercury filled king mackeral.
Oh the HUGE Manatee!!!
“Want some jerky?”
My name isn’t Jeremiah.
A Griz even a cub has two hand fulls of steak nives’..
Doubt anything in Florida can match it.. even a Panther..
A pig would get filleted like Xmas Ham.. a snake would be Fast FOOD..
Course the cub would play with most of it till he got hungry..
There's a curious species of naked ape that lives in Florida with something called an opposable thumb. It's all the rage in evolutionary advancement.
I doubt the naked ape will have a problem with a bear cub.
/johnny
There's a curious species of naked ape that lives in Florida with something called an opposable thumb. It's all the rage in evolutionary advancement.
Are you speaking of Alan Grayson, or Debbie Washer Woman Shultz?
5.56mm
[ I doubt the naked ape will have a problem with a bear cub. ]
A gizzly bear cub is round like a beach ball.. hard to grab and keep hold of..
except that he’s got 5 knives on both front paws.. at least as long as your fingers.. razor sharp..
then there’s the teeth larger and sharper than a puppies..
and we havn’t even talked of his “attitude” yet..
The naked gay guy you seem to be talking about might be bold in a gay parade..
but confronting a Griz even a pup.. would make his ear rings fall off.. and his lip-stick smear..
You cannot out run a Grizzly bear even a cub..
/johnny
lol.... right
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