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Posted on 01/19/2013 4:55:20 AM PST by Bulwinkle
Fat in his general direction
Good time to clean the litter box......
I think you meant “phart”.
Gov. Christie is attending?
...clean your toilet
Rub salt and alcohol into bleeding hemorrhoids with an SOS pad.
Stand between Michael Moore and the last piece of pizza.
Watch Michael Moore pole dance!!!!
Be Barney Frank’s proctologist
Watch Rosie O’Donnell vs. Barbara Streisand nude mud wrestle!!!!
Sitting on my throne shedding goodness in his honor. The 2nd term is worthy of a 2nd glorious flush where all leftist fruits eventually blend in the post mordial brown soup.
The penile mittens w/ DNC logo are the most coveted souvenir of Obama's inaug.
Seems Planned Parenthood took a survey and found that women intensely dislike cold penises. PP brought the survey to Michele Obama who agreed totally. Mrs O then ordered the DNC to offer the penile mittens as souvenirs to Democrat inaug attendees.
The penile mittens come in size small, medium, and large,or, as they are known to the politically correct ----- Winky, Weeny and Wowee.
In case you're wondering:
Winky fits 2" penis
Weeny fits 3" penis
Wowee fits 5-6" penis--has heavy duty elasticized closure
guaranteed not to cutoff circulation to the Democrat's member.
Mrs O would not say which size she got for Obama---but when asked the question---she winked.
Give a wolverine a bikini wax.
Actually. today is a good day to celebrate 2nd Amendment Freedom day at your state Capitol.
We’re hoping for a large attendance at the Texas Capitol in Austin....and in many more states around the country.
Check to see if there’s a celebration in your state.
Anything other than watching this commie lie under oath about defending the Constitution.
cling to my Bible and gun while I still can...and pray hard for our country to endure in spite of obummer and those who put him into office.
I’m gonna go buy something.
My calendar reminds me that I’m scheduled to rearrange my sock drawer. When I’m through with that, I’ll watch my toenails grow.
Flush twice on Monday its a long way to Washington.
To celebrata Obama's reelection as president of the Fully Fornicating Society, Sandra held a contest to determine "Which Democrat Can Last the Longest."
Female Democrat interns also participated.
The Planned Condom Detail made sure every Democrat is properly sheathed. PP monitored each event with an Olympic-approved stopwatch.
Harry Reid's in a snit b/c he was disqualified from the competion. Harry's bummed b/c he was disqualified on a technicality----he doesn't take his glasses off when having sex---and needs mega-doses of Viagra to get the action going.
Alan Grayson got in shape by abstaining for six months (couldn't get anybody to have sex with him, if the truth be told).
Joe Biden begged off b/c he had several dates lined up the evening of the inaugural and couldn't spend the time..... or energy.
Obama was willing to participate despite his many duties---but Michele told him, "Back off suckah, or yo' head gonna look funnier'n it does now."
Jesse Jacksoon Jr volunteered to come out of rehab to participate---for a bit of diversity---but his daddy volunteered instead......to keep his boy safe from media scrutiny.
I’d rather have my tongue nailed to the floor of a pig sty.
“Actually. today is a good day to celebrate 2nd Amendment Freedom day at your state Capitol.”
Yup - I’ll be at the rally at state capitol in Hartford - will do the litter box before I leave - in honor of President Obozo....
Puke early, pule often.