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Obama to be sworn in at 11:55 am ESt, so remember to...
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Posted on 01/19/2013 4:55:20 AM PST by Bulwinkle

Fat in his general direction


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1 posted on 01/19/2013 4:55:25 AM PST by Bulwinkle
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To: Bulwinkle

Good time to clean the litter box......


2 posted on 01/19/2013 5:00:24 AM PST by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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To: Bulwinkle

I think you meant “phart”.


3 posted on 01/19/2013 5:02:14 AM PST by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: Bulwinkle
Fat in his general direction

Gov. Christie is attending?

4 posted on 01/19/2013 5:06:48 AM PST by windsorknot
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To: Bulwinkle

...clean your toilet


5 posted on 01/19/2013 5:18:36 AM PST by txrefugee
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To: Bulwinkle

#ThingsIWouldRatherDoThanGoToObamasInauguration

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ThingsIWouldRatherDoThanGoToObamasInauguration&src=hash

Rub salt and alcohol into bleeding hemorrhoids with an SOS pad.

Stand between Michael Moore and the last piece of pizza.

Watch Michael Moore pole dance!!!!

Be Barney Frank’s proctologist

Watch Rosie O’Donnell vs. Barbara Streisand nude mud wrestle!!!!


6 posted on 01/19/2013 5:19:30 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Bulwinkle

Sitting on my throne shedding goodness in his honor. The 2nd term is worthy of a 2nd glorious flush where all leftist fruits eventually blend in the post mordial brown soup.


7 posted on 01/19/2013 5:22:27 AM PST by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: All
When you're watching Obama's inagural parade, you'll be glad to know Democrats will all be wearing union-made penile mittens.

The penile mittens w/ DNC logo are the most coveted souvenir of Obama's inaug.

Seems Planned Parenthood took a survey and found that women intensely dislike cold penises. PP brought the survey to Michele Obama who agreed totally. Mrs O then ordered the DNC to offer the penile mittens as souvenirs to Democrat inaug attendees.

The penile mittens come in size small, medium, and large,or, as they are known to the politically correct ----- Winky, Weeny and Wowee.

In case you're wondering:
Winky fits 2" penis
Weeny fits 3" penis
Wowee fits 5-6" penis--has heavy duty elasticized closure
guaranteed not to cutoff circulation to the Democrat's member.

Mrs O would not say which size she got for Obama---but when asked the question---she winked.

8 posted on 01/19/2013 5:27:38 AM PST by Liz
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To: cripplecreek

Give a wolverine a bikini wax.


9 posted on 01/19/2013 5:30:20 AM PST by tacticalogic ("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: Psalm 73

Actually. today is a good day to celebrate 2nd Amendment Freedom day at your state Capitol.

We’re hoping for a large attendance at the Texas Capitol in Austin....and in many more states around the country.

Check to see if there’s a celebration in your state.


10 posted on 01/19/2013 5:34:25 AM PST by basil (basil)
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To: Bulwinkle
...watch some classic movies...



11 posted on 01/19/2013 5:36:40 AM PST by COBOL2Java (kak-is-toc-ra-cy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens. See: GOP-e)
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To: Bulwinkle

Anything other than watching this commie lie under oath about defending the Constitution.


12 posted on 01/19/2013 5:40:14 AM PST by tom paine 2
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To: Bulwinkle

cling to my Bible and gun while I still can...and pray hard for our country to endure in spite of obummer and those who put him into office.


13 posted on 01/19/2013 5:43:33 AM PST by sassy steel magnolia
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To: Bulwinkle

I’m gonna go buy something.


14 posted on 01/19/2013 5:44:46 AM PST by OKSooner ("The grace of the Lord Jesus be with God's people. Amen." - Revelation 22:21)
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To: sassy steel magnolia

My calendar reminds me that I’m scheduled to rearrange my sock drawer. When I’m through with that, I’ll watch my toenails grow.


15 posted on 01/19/2013 5:47:40 AM PST by Ax
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To: Bulwinkle

Flush twice on Monday it’s a long way to Washington.


16 posted on 01/19/2013 5:48:23 AM PST by shoff (Vote Democratic it beats thinking!)
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Some Democrats at the inaug may look a little "hung over" b/c in the festivities leading up to Obama's inaug, renowned fornicator, Sandra Flucke, initiated the groundbreaking "Inaugural Sexual Olympics."

To celebrata Obama's reelection as president of the Fully Fornicating Society, Sandra held a contest to determine "Which Democrat Can Last the Longest."

Female Democrat interns also participated.

The Planned Condom Detail made sure every Democrat is properly sheathed. PP monitored each event with an Olympic-approved stopwatch.

Harry Reid's in a snit b/c he was disqualified from the competion. Harry's bummed b/c he was disqualified on a technicality----he doesn't take his glasses off when having sex---and needs mega-doses of Viagra to get the action going.

Alan Grayson got in shape by abstaining for six months (couldn't get anybody to have sex with him, if the truth be told).

Joe Biden begged off b/c he had several dates lined up the evening of the inaugural and couldn't spend the time..... or energy.

Obama was willing to participate despite his many duties---but Michele told him, "Back off suckah, or yo' head gonna look funnier'n it does now."

Jesse Jacksoon Jr volunteered to come out of rehab to participate---for a bit of diversity---but his daddy volunteered instead......to keep his boy safe from media scrutiny.

17 posted on 01/19/2013 5:49:24 AM PST by Liz
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To: Bulwinkle

I’d rather have my tongue nailed to the floor of a pig sty.


18 posted on 01/19/2013 5:49:29 AM PST by CPOSharky (zero slogan: Expect less, pay more. (apologies to Target))
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To: basil

“Actually. today is a good day to celebrate 2nd Amendment Freedom day at your state Capitol.”

Yup - I’ll be at the rally at state capitol in Hartford - will do the litter box before I leave - in honor of President Obozo....


19 posted on 01/19/2013 5:50:58 AM PST by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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To: Bulwinkle

Puke early, pule often.


20 posted on 01/19/2013 5:59:27 AM PST by shelterguy
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To: svcw; Zakeet; Graybeard58; ejonesie22

Ping to #8. Funny!


21 posted on 01/19/2013 6:18:19 AM PST by greyfoxx39 (Thanks Mitt.)
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To: Bulwinkle
EVERYONE FLUSH at 11:45 Tomorrow

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22 posted on 01/19/2013 6:25:01 AM PST by Elle Bee
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To: Elle Bee
EVERYONE FLUSH at 11:55 am Tomorrow

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23 posted on 01/19/2013 6:25:57 AM PST by Elle Bee
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To: Bulwinkle

Thanks for the warning....need to know when to give my one finger salute to the north.


24 posted on 01/19/2013 6:36:38 AM PST by Mouton (108th MI Group.....68-71)
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To: Bulwinkle

I just bought what appears to be an almost new XXL Australian made full length drover coat yesterday at a thrift store for $30.

Though its fully oiled I plan on getting up to my elbows with a mix of beeswax and linseed oil to refinish it fully, you have to get the coat good and warm, melt the beeswax plus some linseed oil so its warm and very liquid and rub it into everything, and then let it hang in a warm place so the cotton soaks it all up.


25 posted on 01/19/2013 6:43:02 AM PST by Eye of Unk (AR2 2013 is the American Revolution part 2 of 2013)
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To: Bulwinkle

I will probably be listening to Herman Cain. or the Sheriff’s scanner. or listening to the SOP on my MP3. or watching the paint dry. or ......................


26 posted on 01/19/2013 6:49:05 AM PST by Tupelo (Hunkered down & loading up)
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To: Psalm 73

Good for you!


27 posted on 01/19/2013 6:51:15 AM PST by basil (basil)
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To: shelterguy

After the puking, wrap yourself in the “No Muslim” zone and wait for the storm troopers.


28 posted on 01/19/2013 6:58:48 AM PST by tiger63
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To: Elle Bee

I suggest that all who are opposed to obama shut down their electricity usage for 5 minutes, starting at 11:55 am tomorrow.


29 posted on 01/19/2013 7:01:14 AM PST by Max in Utah
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To: cripplecreek

Cripple...you are insane. :-)

But please add having sex with Helen Thomas.


30 posted on 01/19/2013 7:05:49 AM PST by Mountain Mary (Pray for our Republic...)
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To: Bulwinkle

I think it is time to set our clocks back then...isn’t it?


31 posted on 01/19/2013 7:06:34 AM PST by Corwin of Amber (Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice, and moderation in the pursuit of justice no virtue.)
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To: Bulwinkle

Mark Levin is going to “celebrate Monday” by taking off. But he is going to rebroadcast what he says is one of his best shows ever, if not the best.
It’s the Jan.7 one.

So I am going to listen to that and drink a chocolate fountain soda.
old fashioned V shaped soda glass.
about 2 T. half and half in bottom
Hershey’s chocolate syrup to taste

Mix well. Add two scoops of vanilla bean ice cream, and cold club soda to top.


32 posted on 01/19/2013 7:14:19 AM PST by Mountain Mary (Pray for our Republic...)
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To: Bulwinkle
Obama voters line up to get a glimpse


33 posted on 01/19/2013 7:37:22 AM PST by csmusaret (I will give Obama credit for one thing- he is living proof that familiarity breeds contempt.)
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To: Liz
For your winkie, weenie, or wowee


34 posted on 01/19/2013 7:39:55 AM PST by csmusaret (I will give Obama credit for one thing- he is living proof that familiarity breeds contempt.)
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To: Bulwinkle

I am total media blackout today and tomorrow and monday.


35 posted on 01/19/2013 7:56:41 AM PST by Wyrd bi ful ard (Gone Galt, 11/07/12)
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To: Elle Bee

Now that’s a great idea. Thanks.


36 posted on 01/19/2013 8:03:32 AM PST by Patriot365
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To: Bulwinkle

If your “Fat” aren’t you Fat in all directions?? LOL Just Kidding I know what you meant......Think I’ll spend some time at the Gun Range on that day to brush up on some skills.


37 posted on 01/19/2013 8:17:21 AM PST by jakerobins
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To: csmusaret

Just priceless——so appropriate.


38 posted on 01/19/2013 8:27:02 AM PST by Liz
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To: sickoflibs; Grampa Dave; GOPJ; thouworm; ken5050; AuntB; Tennessee Nana; La Lydia; ...

As is customary, before the inaug, the Obamas, and selected Democrats, will worship together at “The Church of Whatever Works For Me.”

A special ceremony is to take place——with Democrats kneeling before the DNC logo-—and giving thanks that Romney was so stupid and easily duped.....a dumbo RINO who was used to having his lunch money taken by the schoolyard bully.

A breakfast of tacos and tequila will commence, then David Axelrod will do the Mexican Hat Dance on the Capitol steps attired in his serape and matching sombrero.


39 posted on 01/19/2013 8:39:09 AM PST by Liz
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To: Bulwinkle

Fly my flag upside down that day.


40 posted on 01/19/2013 8:42:05 AM PST by Marathoner (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Bulwinkle

I think I'll just stare at this official portrait from his last term and remind myself how fortunate we are all are to have his royal a$$ on the throne!

41 posted on 01/19/2013 8:45:39 AM PST by Zakeet (Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage - Mencken)
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