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1 posted on 01/20/2013 5:49:34 AM PST by NCjim
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With Obama of all people selected for eight years in our White House, how can anyone think that having no abilities is a disadvantage?


2 posted on 01/20/2013 5:54:28 AM PST by Pollster1
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As long as the paperwork to apply will fit on a post card and can be filled out using a Crayon, it may just take off!


3 posted on 01/20/2013 5:57:59 AM PST by spodefly (This is my tag line. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
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Quit giving them ideas!


4 posted on 01/20/2013 6:03:34 AM PST by DeepInTheHeartOfTexas
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lol


5 posted on 01/20/2013 6:07:32 AM PST by ▀udda▀udd (>> F U B O << "What the hell kind of country is this if I can only hate a man if he's white?")
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LOL! Very good, NCJim. FReeper humor BUMP!


6 posted on 01/20/2013 6:08:14 AM PST by PGalt
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They’re right, 50 percent are sorely lacking in ability or the drive to succeed. When times get tough, so many run away.


7 posted on 01/20/2013 6:09:09 AM PST by Theodore R. ("Hey, the American people must all be crazy out there!")
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Alternatively, how about the Americans with Abilities Act?

That is, since Obama has nationalized student loans, and he doesn’t care about debt, why not forgive all outstanding student loans? Young people going from deeply in debt to just poor, would mean they could start off like their parents did, and what they earned, less taxes of course, would be theirs.

This would mean they could get married and start families earlier, and face a future other than loneliness, childlessness, and despair.


9 posted on 01/20/2013 6:28:17 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Best WoT news at rantburg.com)
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Wasn’t that the Civil Service Act of 1883? Made civil service hiring based on “merit” but also made civil “servants” all but impossible to fire?


10 posted on 01/20/2013 6:34:33 AM PST by Little Ray (Waiting for the return of the Gods of the Copybook Headings.)
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I read the first three paragraphs to my lovely wife as she was having her first cup of coffee. It was an amazing sight to see the outrage boil up in her eyes. After listening to her rant for five minutes or so, I informed her that it was satire.

She admitted that it was a bit too close too something that she could see Obama and this administration pulling.

So a very WELL DONE for a good piece of satire.


11 posted on 01/20/2013 6:35:38 AM PST by The Working Man
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Perfect!
Great Job!


12 posted on 01/20/2013 6:48:10 AM PST by libertarian27 (Check my profile page for links to the 2011 & 2012 FR Cookbooks- Enjoy)
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Sounds great as long as I don’t have to interact with the non addled.
The Constitution says thou shall not be humiliated so I will stay home and wait for my weekly checks to arrive in the mail

Thanks


13 posted on 01/20/2013 6:55:09 AM PST by winodog (Thank you Jesus for the calm in my life)
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You’re cutting in on John Semmens’ action. Good job though.


15 posted on 01/20/2013 7:44:06 AM PST by Ouderkirk (Obama has turned America into an aristocracy of the unaccomplished.)
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You’re cutting in on John Semmens’ action. Good job though.


16 posted on 01/20/2013 7:44:08 AM PST by Ouderkirk (Obama has turned America into an aristocracy of the unaccomplished.)
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You’re cutting in on John Semmens’ action. Good job though.


17 posted on 01/20/2013 7:44:12 AM PST by Ouderkirk (Obama has turned America into an aristocracy of the unaccomplished.)
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You’re cutting in on John Semmens’ action. Good job though.


18 posted on 01/20/2013 7:44:12 AM PST by Ouderkirk (Obama has turned America into an aristocracy of the unaccomplished.)
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Americans With No Abilities = Progressives


20 posted on 01/20/2013 8:52:27 AM PST by Vaduz
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I received it via email with no link. It was scarily close enough to reality...

Subsequently another friend sent me a link...

http://www.theonion.com/articles/congress-passes-americans-with-no-abilities-act,541/

21 posted on 01/20/2013 9:02:57 AM PST by NCjim (Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.)
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Private-sector industries with good records of non-discrimination against the inept include retail sales (72 percent), the airline industry (68 percent), and home-improvement warehouse stores (65 percent).

What about Walmart's great contribution?!?!

23 posted on 01/20/2013 9:33:57 AM PST by eccentric (a.k.a. baldwidow)
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You should credit the originating source, even if you changed up parts of the article.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/congress-passes-americans-with-no-abilities-act,541/


25 posted on 01/20/2013 11:27:24 AM PST by Netizen (Path to citizenship = Scamnesty. If you give it away, more will come.)
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Sounds like socialism/communism in all it's glory!
26 posted on 01/20/2013 1:12:46 PM PST by 2001convSVT (Going Galt as fast as I can.)
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