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It's always nice when the enemy stands up and yells, "Hey I'm over here"!
1 posted on 01/22/2013 11:37:23 PM PST by RC one
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To: RC one

Perhaps he should be sued for violating the civil rights of all Americans and further charged with treason.


2 posted on 01/23/2013 12:30:58 AM PST by chris37 (Heartless.)
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To: RC one
You see, according to Cocteau's Bloomberg's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice.

I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay?

I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal?

I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".

3 posted on 01/23/2013 8:11:03 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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