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Naked Man Poops, Goes On Rampage Inside SW Florida Home
CBS Miami ^ | 01/24/2013

Posted on 01/24/2013 11:12:48 AM PST by Responsibility2nd

MIAMI (CBSMiami) – A southwest Florida man was arrested after he reportedly jumped off the roof of a couple’s North Ft. Myers home, knocked one person over and then went on a rampage inside the residence.

Oh, he was naked at the time.

The homeowners told Lee County sheriff’s deputies that just before 7 p.m. they heard noises on the roof and went outside to see what was going on. That’s when they spotted a nude Gregory Bruni, 21, from Venice on the roof, according to the News-Press.

Bruni jumped off the roof and knocked over one of the victims. He then reportedly ran inside the house and tore a 72 inch flat screen TV off a living room wall.

As the man yelled to his wife to get his gun, Bruni continued to trash the house. The sheriff’s office said the man’s wife managed to fire three shots at Bruni, but missed.

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1 posted on 01/24/2013 11:12:59 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd

My first guess would be that drugs were involved.....at least I hope that no sober person would do those things.


2 posted on 01/24/2013 11:15:32 AM PST by Pecos (If more sane people carried guns, fewer crazies would get off a second shot.)
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To: Responsibility2nd; catpuppy; null and void; Lakeshark

Nully, Sharks?
Catpup’s been experimenting on the locals again!


3 posted on 01/24/2013 11:21:57 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Pecos

Wow! I’ll have what he’s having!


4 posted on 01/24/2013 11:22:17 AM PST by NativeSon ( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
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To: Pecos

Naw...he is the result of scumbags and gutterwhores breeding...AKA registered Democrats.


5 posted on 01/24/2013 11:25:04 AM PST by rrrod (at home in Medellin Colombia)
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To: Pecos

Bath Salts I bet.


6 posted on 01/24/2013 11:25:10 AM PST by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: Pecos

Bath salts...


7 posted on 01/24/2013 11:25:19 AM PST by Argus
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To: Responsibility2nd

“Poop” is a coarse low-class word. Bad enough people use this along with cuss words in every-day speaking, now media condone it and legitimize it.


8 posted on 01/24/2013 11:27:59 AM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

“the man’s wife managed to fire three shots at Bruni, but missed.”

Dude needs to take mama to the range a few times.


9 posted on 01/24/2013 11:35:38 AM PST by V_TWIN (obama=where there's smoke, there's mirrors)
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To: Responsibility2nd
"doctors tried to figure out what he was on."

Thanks, War On Drugs, for incentivizing the creation and use of new, poorly-understood legal-for-now drugs!

10 posted on 01/24/2013 11:35:56 AM PST by JustSayNoToNannies ("The Lord has removed His judgments against you" - Zep. 3:15)
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To: Responsibility2nd

So where are the pictures?


11 posted on 01/24/2013 11:41:20 AM PST by Grams A (The Sun will rise in the East in the morning and God is still on his throne.)
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To: Grams A; Responsibility2nd

12 posted on 01/24/2013 11:47:53 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: V_TWIN

“Woman, get thee to a firing range!”


13 posted on 01/24/2013 11:49:11 AM PST by princeofdarkness (The GOP is the present version of 1940 France and it will only get worse.)
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To: Responsibility2nd; ArGee; moose07
What we have here is a poop-u-later or poop-u-present?
14 posted on 01/24/2013 11:51:30 AM PST by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Pecos

Has to be bath salts. Every bath salt zombie has been naked and biting and attacking any person/animal around and cops cant’t control the person so they use a taser. That hasn’t work on some, they just keep coming and biting.

I think a chemical in this cocktail of chemicals, makes skin sensitive, itch or hurt - even cloth touching makes it worse, so they strip off.


15 posted on 01/24/2013 11:54:58 AM PST by Marcella (Prepping can save your life today. Going Galt is freedom.)
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To: JustSayNoToNannies

You are one work of (something).

Assuming he was on some “new, poorly-understood legal-for-now drug”; I know I can count on you to demand it be kept legal and available for use by any adult, right?


16 posted on 01/24/2013 11:56:48 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Liberal occupy wall street guy just doing what is natural
17 posted on 01/24/2013 12:01:04 PM PST by reefdiver
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To: Responsibility2nd; JustSayNoToNannies

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2981280/posts?page=17#17
Same statement on another thread.

Same story, different source:
http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/naked-man-goes-rampage-north-fort-myers


18 posted on 01/24/2013 12:01:08 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Responsibility2nd; GeronL

Bath salts?


19 posted on 01/24/2013 12:02:50 PM PST by Morgana
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To: Morgana; Responsibility2nd; GeronL

Bath Salts.
But nobody screaming “I’ma eat you” this time.


20 posted on 01/24/2013 12:05:14 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

“Same statement on another thread.”

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Not surprised. This “nannies” fellow is a one hit wonder. All he ever does is post on how drugs should be legal. He never has thoughts or ideas on anything else. Just drugs should be legal.

But then... he’s a paid shill from NORML.


21 posted on 01/24/2013 12:06:08 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

We used to have lots of such schills.
Where’d they all go?


22 posted on 01/24/2013 12:08:46 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: JustSayNoToNannies
Thanks, War On Drugs, for incentivizing the creation and use of new, poorly-understood legal-for-now drugs!

Blaming the WOD for peoples' abuse of drugs seems to me like blaming murder laws for Adam Lanza's spree.

23 posted on 01/24/2013 12:10:37 PM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: princeofdarkness

Salts or not, she needs some practice on a range to be capable of stopping a threat.


24 posted on 01/24/2013 12:34:18 PM PST by toolman1401
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To: Responsibility2nd

Not Enough Gun Control !!


25 posted on 01/24/2013 12:50:56 PM PST by TexasCajun
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To: Responsibility2nd
Assuming he was on some “new, poorly-understood legal-for-now drug”; I know I can count on you to demand it be kept legal and available for use by any adult, right?

Making it illegal would only lead to the next poorly-understood legal-for-now drug - and keeping well understood and comparatively benign drugs like marijuana illegal incentivized its creation and use.

26 posted on 01/24/2013 1:03:19 PM PST by JustSayNoToNannies ("The Lord has removed His judgments against you" - Zep. 3:15)
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To: ArGee
Blaming the WOD for peoples' abuse of drugs

I'm pointing out that the WOD incentivizes the legal use (and creation) of those mind-altering substances to which the WOD hasn't yet been extended. Lanza broke existing laws.

27 posted on 01/24/2013 1:06:33 PM PST by JustSayNoToNannies ("The Lord has removed His judgments against you" - Zep. 3:15)
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To: Marcella

Its not itchy skin, its body temp. The take their clothes off because they are hot. At least according to some of the police quotes I’ve seen.


28 posted on 01/24/2013 1:36:05 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: driftdiver

“The take their clothes off because they are hot. At least according to some of the police quotes I’ve seen.”

I haven’t read that about their being hot but I figured there was something that was causing them to disrobe and it wasn’t fun and games or to shock people - for some reason they had to get the clothes off.


29 posted on 01/24/2013 1:41:30 PM PST by Marcella (Prepping can save your life today. Going Galt is freedom.)
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To: JustSayNoToNannies
I'm pointing out that the WOD incentivizes the legal use (and creation) of those mind-altering substances to which the WOD hasn't yet been extended.

The WOD does nothing of the sort. If you made eating sh** illegal it wouldn't incentivize people to eat sh**. People do drugs because they want to. They do them illegally either because they have no moral compass or there's something wrong with them that makes the urge impossible to control.

The simple solution to the problems cause by drug use is for intelligent people to stop using drugs. If said intelligent people really believe drugs are not a problem, they should work to legalize them and abstain until they succeed. But they don't want to, and they want to blame others when there are negative consequences to their actions.

30 posted on 01/24/2013 1:44:49 PM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: Responsibility2nd; JustSayNoToNannies
They ARE available for purchase by any adult (or child for that matter). Instead of having legal, safe, natural drugs for adults in a regulated market, they sell these unknown chemicals as bathsalts, potpouri, spices, etc. These chemicals would NEVER exist on store shelves if natural plants and derivatives were legal and sold at their true market price.

New synthetic drugs are created before the bans are signed and there is potentially a limitless amount of synthetics that can be made. These synthetics are more dangerous in every way than the natural drugs and are constantly changing before they can be studied. Finding, testing and creating legislation for all those invented chemicals is impossible in any practical sense.

In a nutshell, they banned cocaine to stop the “cocaine crazed negroes” boogieman. Then the free market encouraged synthetic replacements (bathsalts) and turned people into real man-eating naked zombies.

The more the WOD attacks the popular relatively safe drugs, the more people will create and use synthetics that are far, far worse.

31 posted on 01/24/2013 2:06:47 PM PST by varyouga
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To: Responsibility2nd; All

32 posted on 01/24/2013 2:22:07 PM PST by Rodamala
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To: ArGee
I'm pointing out that the WOD incentivizes the legal use (and creation) of those mind-altering substances to which the WOD hasn't yet been extended.

If you made eating sh** illegal it wouldn't incentivize people to eat sh**.

Which part of "legal" did you not understand? Making mind-altering substance X illegal gives seekers of mind alteration greater incentive to use legal mind-altering substance Y.

33 posted on 01/24/2013 2:36:04 PM PST by JustSayNoToNannies ("The Lord has removed His judgments against you" - Zep. 3:15)
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To: Responsibility2nd; Darksheare

‘This “nannies” fellow is a one hit wonder. All he ever does is post on how drugs should be legal.’

Still telling this lie about me, and still not pinging me when you tell it? For shame.

Just from this week:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2981128/posts?page=14#14
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2980488/posts?page=22#22
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2980488/posts?page=5#5
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2980438/posts?page=18#18
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2980444/posts?page=18#18
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2980444/posts?page=17#17
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2980444/posts?page=14#14
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2980444/posts?page=12#12


34 posted on 01/24/2013 2:40:56 PM PST by JustSayNoToNannies ("The Lord has removed His judgments against you" - Zep. 3:15)
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To: JustSayNoToNannies

Heh heh. I wondered when you would stamp your foot, pout like a little girl (for shame? Really??), and post some links to disprove what I said about you.

You are so predicatable. But I wonder why you jump and jerk around so whenever I pull your chain?

Why, I almost feel ashamed of myself for being a bully and picking on the kid who drools on the short bus. Perhaps you should show some dignity towards yourself go away and not bother me anymore.


35 posted on 01/24/2013 2:53:15 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: JustSayNoToNannies; Responsibility2nd

Look, legalizing drugs is a bad idea.
People don’t do drugs and do stupid things because there are laws against them.
People do stupid things because they are simply human.
Stupid humans, but human.
If drugs didn’t exist, they’d find some other way to be stupid.

Paranoidly ranting at those of us who don’t do drugs because we think it’s stupid doesn’t phase us much either.


36 posted on 01/24/2013 2:55:13 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare; catpuppy
Pup did drugs?

His beloved Falcons (best team never) got smoked worse than he did......as usual........

:-)

37 posted on 01/24/2013 8:45:50 PM PST by Lakeshark (!)
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To: Darksheare

I am starting to think Florida needs to fix their water treatment centers.


38 posted on 01/24/2013 8:57:04 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Responsibility2nd
So you lie about other FReepers as a troll. Got it.
39 posted on 01/25/2013 8:07:22 AM PST by JustSayNoToNannies ("The Lord has removed His judgments against you" - Zep. 3:15)
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To: Darksheare
Look, legalizing drugs is a bad idea.

Why? What you say below indicates there's no good reason not to legalize.

People don’t do drugs and do stupid things because there are laws against them.
People do stupid things because they are simply human.
Stupid humans, but human.
If drugs didn’t exist, they’d find some other way to be stupid.

So where's the benefit in keeping drugs illegal? I can tell you the harm of keeping drugs illegal: it hyperinflates drug profits and channels those profits into criminal hands. (Secondarily but not negligibly, it incentives the the creation of new, poorly-understood legal-for-now drugs and their use by those seeking mind alteration.)

Paranoidly ranting at those of us who don’t do drugs

Nowhere have I done that - in fact, I'm one of those who don’t do drugs. I state the case for their legalization. You want a paranoid rant, try "he’s a paid shill from NORML."

40 posted on 01/25/2013 8:17:21 AM PST by JustSayNoToNannies ("The Lord has removed His judgments against you" - Zep. 3:15)
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To: JustSayNoToNannies

“Why? “

Ah yes, here we go.
Tell me, do you drive your car while stoned?


41 posted on 01/25/2013 8:25:09 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: JustSayNoToNannies

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2981786/posts

Here’s a troll for you to go agree with.


42 posted on 01/25/2013 8:26:07 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: GeronL; Lakeshark; catpuppy

“I am starting to think Florida needs to fix their water treatment centers.”

Ah, so THAT’S how catpup is sending the zombies out.


43 posted on 01/25/2013 8:34:51 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare
Look, legalizing drugs is a bad idea.

Why? What you say below indicates there's no good reason not to legalize.

Tell me, do you drive your car while stoned?

I asked first - but for the sake of getting the ball rolling: I don't do anything while stoned because I don't use any drugs.

Your turn.

44 posted on 01/25/2013 8:56:15 AM PST by JustSayNoToNannies ("The Lord has removed His judgments against you" - Zep. 3:15)
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To: JustSayNoToNannies

The answer to your childish “Why?” question lies in the answer to my question, “Do you drive stoned?”
And if, as you claim, you don’t use drugs then what is your problem?


45 posted on 01/25/2013 9:15:19 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare
The answer to your childish “Why?” question lies in the answer to my question, “Do you drive stoned?”

So you think legalizing will lead to more stoned driving? That assumes that people who didn't smoke when it was illegal will go on to drive stoned even though that's illegal - which is illogical and one might even say "childish."

And if, as you claim, you don’t use drugs then what is your problem?

Already explained: "I can tell you the harm of keeping drugs illegal: it hyperinflates drug profits and channels those profits into criminal hands. (Secondarily but not negligibly, it incentives the the creation of new, poorly-understood legal-for-now drugs and their use by those seeking mind alteration.)"

46 posted on 01/25/2013 9:27:51 AM PST by JustSayNoToNannies ("The Lord has removed His judgments against you" - Zep. 3:15)
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To: JustSayNoToNannies

“So you think legalizing will lead to more stoned driving?”

You’re teh one who believes that people do teh drugs because tehy’re illegal.
That’s like saying murder happens becaus it is against the law, or theft happens because it is against the law.
Sorry, does not logically follow.

Again, do you drive stoned?


47 posted on 01/25/2013 9:29:35 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare
So you think legalizing will lead to more stoned driving? [TEXT OMITTED BY DARKSHEARE: That assumes that people who didn't smoke when it was illegal will go on to drive stoned even though that's illegal - which is illogical and one might even say "childish."]

You’re teh one who believes that people do teh drugs because tehy’re illegal.

Wrong - I said "the WOD incentivizes the legal use (and creation) of those mind-altering substances to which the WOD hasn't yet been extended." Which part of "legal" did you not understand? Making mind-altering substance X illegal gives seekers of mind alteration greater incentive to use legal mind-altering substance Y.

Again, do you drive stoned?

Which part of "anything" did you not understand? "I don't do anything while stoned because I don't use any drugs."

48 posted on 01/25/2013 9:41:14 AM PST by JustSayNoToNannies ("The Lord has removed His judgments against you" - Zep. 3:15)
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To: JustSayNoToNannies

“I don’t do anything while stoned because I don’t use any drugs.”

I don’t believe you.
The lady doth protest too much.


49 posted on 01/25/2013 9:43:04 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare
You've ducked questions and rebuttals and misrepresented my position - so why should I care whether you believe me?
50 posted on 01/25/2013 9:47:19 AM PST by JustSayNoToNannies ("The Lord has removed His judgments against you" - Zep. 3:15)
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