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University of Chicago Law School makes a radical change to its employment policy for law professors.
Retired Texas Vet

Posted on 01/25/2013 6:59:17 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

The University of Chicago Law School has decided to make a radical change to its employment policy for law professors. Because of the continued embarrassment the college has received from President Barrack Obama claiming that he was once a law professor who taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School, all potential new constitutional law professors will have to pass a test on constitutional law and certify that they have actually read the constitution before being offered a position. Ivy League school law graduates will have to take and pass a remedial no credit course on constitutional law with the university before they take the qualifying constitutional law test. Applicants that take and fail the test three times will be deemed unqualified for the constitutional law professor position but may be considered for a position with Law Ethics and Professionalism.


TOPICS: Education; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: humor; satire

1 posted on 01/25/2013 6:59:22 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Is this real? Please not satire.


2 posted on 01/25/2013 7:08:10 PM PST by Cold Heart
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To: RetiredTexasVet
Harvard Law School is a sucker for a white woman who claims to be an Indian.So are the voters of Massachusetts...but it's obvious that they're beyond redemption so it shouldn't be a surprise.
3 posted on 01/25/2013 7:14:26 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Red State Secession Is The Only Answer)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Once the saudis show up with an offer to fund a new “cultural center” this will all be forgotten.

Doubt me? Look what Georgetown U. has become after accepting the filthy saudi’s hush money...they are now the new El Guapo...the infamous sharmuta of academia.

Here’s a refresher course on what I mean by infamous..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIGtHhAfe8w


4 posted on 01/25/2013 7:22:42 PM PST by bayouranger (The 1st victim of islam is the person who practices the lie.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

If Obongo the Kenyan EVER taught 30 seconds of the Constitution I’ll kiss his commie black ass in public!!!


5 posted on 01/25/2013 7:30:41 PM PST by Doc Savage ("I've shot people I like a lot more,...for a lot less!" Raylan Givins)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
Very good, though you might consider adding something to the very end:

Applicants that take and fail the test three times will be deemed unqualified for the constitutional law professor position but may be considered for a position with Law Ethics and Professionalism or else be pointed in the direction of a career in Politics.

6 posted on 01/26/2013 6:25:43 AM PST by FamiliarFace
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To: Cold Heart
is this real???

Where is a link to the source document?

7 posted on 01/26/2013 8:01:21 AM PST by ptsal (E)
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To: ptsal

Link? I didn’t post it, so I don’t know. I was too quick to reply to the post. I believe it is satire:(


8 posted on 01/26/2013 9:35:41 AM PST by Cold Heart
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To: Cold Heart

...so sad... It sounded too good to really be true...


9 posted on 01/26/2013 4:12:05 PM PST by ptsal (E)
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