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Fozzie Bear joke
1-27-13

Posted on 01/27/2013 5:44:17 AM PST by InvisibleChurch

Fozzie: What do you get when you put chocolate pudding in your mother's shoes? Give up? You get a spanking! Wocka Wocka Wocka!


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1 posted on 01/27/2013 5:44:20 AM PST by InvisibleChurch
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To: InvisibleChurch

Then they call DSS and the SWAT Team and put you mother in jail and you go to a State Run child abuse center, where government employees neglect you when they are not sexually abusing you. If you want chocolate pudding there, you’ll have to be a “nice” little boy or girl.

This is considered a positive outcome by the State.


2 posted on 01/27/2013 5:54:42 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (What word begins with "O" and ends in economic collapse?)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Then they call DSS and the SWAT Team and put you mother in jail and you go to a State Run child abuse center, where government employees neglect you when they are not sexually abusing you. If you want chocolate pudding there, you’ll have to be a “nice” little boy or girl.

This is considered a positive outcome by the State.


3 posted on 01/27/2013 5:54:42 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (What word begins with "O" and ends in economic collapse?)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Go to church ... your mind NEEDS good stuff.


4 posted on 01/27/2013 6:01:16 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Daisy Daisy hic


5 posted on 01/27/2013 6:28:57 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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6 posted on 01/27/2013 6:45:53 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: InvisibleChurch
Bandwidth crime!

; )

7 posted on 01/27/2013 7:01:27 AM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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Yar! I be internet piracing!


8 posted on 01/27/2013 3:26:26 PM PST by InvisibleChurch (the mature Christian is almost impossible to offend)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Would you explain to the young set among us exactly what is that thing you said, “Spanking”?


9 posted on 01/28/2013 3:12:41 AM PST by SouthWall (If we are having diversity classes, shouldn't we be having unity classes?)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Would you explain to the young set among us exactly what is that thing you said, “Spanking”?


10 posted on 01/28/2013 3:13:04 AM PST by SouthWall (If we are having diversity classes, shouldn't we be having unity classes?)
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