Just stay away from the United Church of The Alligator God. Buncha revisionist heretics, you betcha.
The next time one of you United Church of the Alligator God people has the idea pop into one of your heads to open your mouths, please pause for a moment and don't.
No, really. What you guys worship is demonstrably NOT an Alligator God and is more akin to a Monkey Demon. Monkey Demons are NOT a form of Alligator God, even if they do accept human heads as sacrifices.