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"Cleavage Appreciation Day" Is a Thing. Who Knew?
SF Weekly ^ | Jan. 25 2013 | Joe Eskenazi

Posted on 01/28/2013 9:52:50 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

Your humble narrator has just been informed that today is "Cleavage Appreciation Day" -- which, we assumed prior to this notification, was simply any day ending in a "y."

We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.

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TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Health/Medicine; Hobbies; Society
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Hear hear!

[And thanks to nickcarraway for the link!]

1 posted on 01/28/2013 9:52:55 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows
bump!

TTIUWP!!!!!
2 posted on 01/28/2013 10:01:08 PM PST by ConservativeMan55
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To: Slings and Arrows

Be thankful for all blessings, large or small.


3 posted on 01/28/2013 10:02:51 PM PST by CitizenUSA (Why celebrate evil? Evil is easy. Good is the goal worth striving for.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

This thread ought to degenerate into a pic posting frenzy if it were earlier in the night.


4 posted on 01/28/2013 10:06:44 PM PST by lafroste
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’m with the narrator, what day isn’t? How long until spring?


5 posted on 01/28/2013 10:07:59 PM PST by ThunderSleeps (Stop obama now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: lafroste
Who needs cleavage when you've got a beautiful woman with a giant brain!


6 posted on 01/28/2013 10:08:27 PM PST by ConservativeMan55
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To: Slings and Arrows

I am not sure I want to know the definition of “cleavage” in San Fransisco.


7 posted on 01/28/2013 10:09:39 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife
Ok maybe a bit of cleavage doesn't hurt anything. :)


8 posted on 01/28/2013 10:10:40 PM PST by ConservativeMan55
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...


9 posted on 01/28/2013 10:10:40 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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10 posted on 01/28/2013 10:11:18 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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11 posted on 01/28/2013 10:13:48 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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12 posted on 01/28/2013 10:14:49 PM PST by Paladin2
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13 posted on 01/28/2013 10:17:45 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: ConservativeMan55

You do know someone will take that as an invitation to post Helen Thomas pix.


14 posted on 01/28/2013 10:17:45 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I hope this doesn’t include butt cleavage.... :(

No offense to plumbers!


15 posted on 01/28/2013 10:19:09 PM PST by Cowboy Bob (Soon the "invisible hand" will press the economic "reset" button.)
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To: Cowboy Bob; mylife
I hope this doesn’t include butt cleavage.... :(

Well, the story IS from San Fransicko...

16 posted on 01/28/2013 10:23:37 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’m sure they are not talking about the plumber working under the kitchen sink


17 posted on 01/28/2013 10:24:49 PM PST by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
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To: CitizenUSA

This is a holiday I can get behind! Women should wear their lowest cut dress, and blouse. Its just one day a year! Big or small, old or fat, show what you got!!!


18 posted on 01/28/2013 10:42:32 PM PST by Forward the Light Brigade (Into the Jaws of H*ll)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I appreciate cleavage every day of the year.


19 posted on 01/28/2013 10:50:06 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

Me too!


20 posted on 01/28/2013 10:53:27 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Book Mark for pics

I had a friend that I nicknamed “Cleavage” it started a movement ... all of her friends would text me pics of cleavage (1) to see if I could identify which belonged to who and (2) “Hey we are here where are you?” (kinda went with #1)

The moniker stuck with her, I still call her Cleavage after all these years even if it is no longer descriptive... now I would nick name her twiggy (she quit having babies... a loss to all of us that appreciate a low cut blouse and a little meat on the bones) she is a great sport and a good friend.

TT


21 posted on 01/28/2013 10:59:06 PM PST by TexasTransplant (This needs to go viral http://vimeo.com/52009124 please watch it)
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To: Slings and Arrows
(Seinfeld) "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun! You don't stare at it, it's too risky! You get a sense of it then you look away."

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Kid: There's a Mother's Day and a Father's Day, why isn't there a kid's day?
Dad: For the same reason there isn't a cleavage appreciation day.

22 posted on 01/28/2013 11:02:26 PM PST by FredZarguna (Because EVERY day is kid's day!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Yes! In BEFORE! The Helen Thomas Picture. :D


23 posted on 01/28/2013 11:03:17 PM PST by JCBreckenridge (Texas is a state of mind - Steinbeck)
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To: Vendome

As my mother used to say, “Yeah, she wore the dress. But her heart wasn’t in it...”


24 posted on 01/28/2013 11:04:37 PM PST by FredZarguna (Because EVERY day is kid's day!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Women: They're operatin' on a whole 'nother level.

25 posted on 01/28/2013 11:07:46 PM PST by FredZarguna (Because EVERY day is kid's day!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Everyday is cleavage appreciation day.


26 posted on 01/28/2013 11:14:12 PM PST by Henri Gaudier-Brzeska
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To: lafroste

“This thread ought to degenerate into a pic posting frenzy if it were earlier in the night.”

Its early somewhere..frenzy away...


27 posted on 01/28/2013 11:17:36 PM PST by montanajoe
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28 posted on 01/28/2013 11:20:25 PM PST by Bratch
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29 posted on 01/28/2013 11:23:30 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: Paladin2

Those eyes said it all ... “ (fill in the blank) “ and She would be right.

TT


30 posted on 01/28/2013 11:59:20 PM PST by TexasTransplant (This needs to go viral http://vimeo.com/52009124 please watch it)
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To: Slings and Arrows
best ... day ... ever !!


31 posted on 01/29/2013 12:13:16 AM PST by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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To: sten

Who would have thought the “Plastics” line from the movie “The Graduate” would have devolved into silicone implants.


32 posted on 01/29/2013 12:28:31 AM PST by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."..)
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To: sten
Dang!!! That sure as hell stopped me scrolling down the Latest Post page to further investigate :)
33 posted on 01/29/2013 12:35:36 AM PST by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin......Nuff said.)
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To: FredZarguna

The rule used to be: If you want to see more, you make a point of maintaining eye contact...


34 posted on 01/29/2013 1:55:43 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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To: Slings and Arrows; waterhill; ixtl

Over here....


35 posted on 01/29/2013 3:19:03 AM PST by Envisioning (Call me a racist........, one more time..........)
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To: dfwgator

I had to give this gallant Marine some kudos. He must be straining with every muscle in his face to keep his eyes on her face.

36 posted on 01/29/2013 3:44:48 AM PST by rlmorel (1793 French Jacobins and 2012 American Liberals have a lot in common.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Photobucket haba!haba!haba!
37 posted on 01/29/2013 5:01:00 AM PST by ontap
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To: Vendome

Oh jeez I never thought cleavage could become part of the current climate on gun control until I went to my local FFL dealer to pick up an AK-47 I had ordered online.

The chick behind the counter in the tight top who leaned over said counter to help me fill out the 4473 gave me a glimpse of her Promised Land like you wouldn’t believe.

I tore my eyes away for a moment and prayed, “Lord, I thank Thee for giving Thy humble servant this heavenly vision of some the beautiful things which Thou hast made!”

Thank goodness I will soon have another weapon awaiting pickup, it’s my only excuse to go there since their rifle rack is bare (oops on that choice of words). I’m sure the same gal will assist me. Maybe it was my Vietnam vet’s cap.

Palmetto State Armory if you don’t believe me.

;^)


38 posted on 01/29/2013 5:04:39 AM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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39 posted on 01/29/2013 5:12:42 AM PST by Diogenesis (Vi veri veniversum vivus vici)
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To: Slings and Arrows
No, this is San Francisco where “Cleavage Appreciation Day” means men's butt cracks (or lesbians for the females). For the bisexuals and transgendered, it is a toss up. What the day is NOT: anything to do with straight male and female heterosexuality. This is LGBT pap and boob bait for bubbas.
40 posted on 01/29/2013 6:03:00 AM PST by MasterGunner01
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To: Slings and Arrows

Are you supposed to give a card?


41 posted on 01/29/2013 6:13:07 AM PST by bray (Welcome to Obamaville)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Isn't today no panties Tuesday?

I guess I was misinformed...

5.56mm

43 posted on 01/29/2013 6:20:58 AM PST by M Kehoe
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To: Slings and Arrows

I appreciate cleavage every day. I just have to be careful not to “appreciate” it too intently (and by appreciate, I mean stare at).


44 posted on 01/29/2013 7:39:09 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers ("I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free." - Mike Muir)
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To: ConservativeMan55

Gov. Palin is a very rare creature these days: a woman who doesn’t resort to looking cheap to get a man’s attention.


45 posted on 01/29/2013 7:40:54 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers ("I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free." - Mike Muir)
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To: rlmorel

From what I can discern seeing her in profile, I don’t imagine I’d have much trouble looking at her face. :)


46 posted on 01/29/2013 7:46:35 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers ("I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free." - Mike Muir)
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To: TexasTransplant

And you’re not going to introduce us? You pig!


47 posted on 01/29/2013 7:50:23 AM PST by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Don't enable Tyranny)
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To: ConservativeMan55

Well, it really isn’t so much a matter of need. Let’s consider it (them?) a perk.


48 posted on 01/29/2013 8:00:09 AM PST by NCLaw441
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To: ontap

Maybe it is possible to have too much of a good thing.


49 posted on 01/29/2013 10:04:16 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Diogenesis

Just the qualities I’m looking for in Secretary of State.


50 posted on 01/29/2013 10:06:33 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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