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Announcing the First Freeper Opus Contest !! Cash Donation to Fund Raiser for Best Opus !!
self | jan 29, 2013 | beebuster2000

Posted on 01/29/2013 4:28:33 PM PST by beebuster2000

Here is your chance to write that Opus ! And it wont even count ! Yes! You can post an Opus and not have to leave, its just a contest.

The finest Opus posted by Friday Feb 1, as judged by me and this thread, will have a donation made by me to the fundraiser of $200.

Let your inner Opus out !!


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1 posted on 01/29/2013 4:28:45 PM PST by beebuster2000
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To: beebuster2000

good cause but seriously, what fun is it if the winner doesn’t have to leave


2 posted on 01/29/2013 4:31:01 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: driftdiver

thats your Opus?


3 posted on 01/29/2013 4:31:56 PM PST by beebuster2000
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To: beebuster2000

oy vey, I’m gonna go watch hockey now. have fun


4 posted on 01/29/2013 4:33:27 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: beebuster2000

LOL, that other thread was entertaining to you also eh?


5 posted on 01/29/2013 4:34:26 PM PST by TheZMan (Buy more ammo.)
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To: beebuster2000
Here's my Opus ...

Photobucket

6 posted on 01/29/2013 4:37:17 PM PST by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: TheZMan

Quite enlightening as to which ones popped up out of the weeds on that one.


7 posted on 01/29/2013 4:37:52 PM PST by digger48
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To: beebuster2000
Is an Opus like an Anus?

Everyone’s got one but I don't want to see or hear it...

8 posted on 01/29/2013 4:38:09 PM PST by montanajoe
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To: beebuster2000

I quit.


9 posted on 01/29/2013 4:39:07 PM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: beebuster2000
It is not that I want to leave it is just that I can't stay. I am so Dicklesscious that spell check no longer works. I have to get off the puter in aout 20 seconds before i teg caughyt again. The kids took the cupon for a puter and a set of glasses when the X and police took them away. Maby next year. they just pulled thye plug.,,,,
10 posted on 01/29/2013 4:40:57 PM PST by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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To: beebuster2000

In seven days, I will have left a week ago.


11 posted on 01/29/2013 4:40:57 PM PST by Peter W. Kessler (Dirt is for racing... asphalt is for getting there.)
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To: beebuster2000
Freepers just don't stimulate me intellectually anymore. And the quality of posting has really gone downhill lately. And I'm troubled by the increase in hateful racism.

To those dwindling few intellects out there, au revoir. To the rest of you troglodytes, bafangoo.

How was that?

12 posted on 01/29/2013 4:41:24 PM PST by skeeter
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To: beebuster2000

Veni Vidi Vhimper


13 posted on 01/29/2013 4:41:46 PM PST by csmusaret (I will give Obama credit for one thing- he is living proof that familiarity breeds contempt.)
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To: beebuster2000
Ok, here goes...

THE OPUS of M KEHOE

I came, I quipped, I conversed, I caused calamity, and I conquered.

Now I quit.

5.56mm

14 posted on 01/29/2013 4:45:01 PM PST by M Kehoe
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To: beebuster2000

I don’t get no respect.

See ya.


15 posted on 01/29/2013 4:48:21 PM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: beebuster2000
Pathetic !! Earlier today you drove that poor guy whats his name off the board because, what was it? too much racism and just plain being mean and all that.

well, not me ! I am leaving because you are all too soft, too squishy. i cant take it anymore, i need some push-back, some resistance. Wake up people !!

going over to DU where men are men and well, whatever the rest of you are.

How was that?

16 posted on 01/29/2013 4:55:03 PM PST by beebuster2000
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To: csmusaret

WTF?

17 posted on 01/29/2013 4:59:45 PM PST by Leo Carpathian (FReeeeepisssssed)
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To: beebuster2000

If Jim Thompson and John Robinson go, I’m outta here. You can take that to the bank.


18 posted on 01/29/2013 4:59:56 PM PST by MestaMachine (Sometimes the smartest man in the room is standing in the midst of imbeciles.)
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To: beebuster2000
Here is your chance to write that Opus ! And it wont even count ! Yes! You can post an Opus and not have to leave, its just a contest. The finest Opus posted by Friday Feb 1, as judged by me and this thread, will have a donation made by me to the fundraiser of $200.

Been there. Done that. I don't leave - I make other people leave :)

19 posted on 01/29/2013 5:03:44 PM PST by Alex Murphy ("If you are not firm in faith, you will not be firm at all" - Isaiah 7:9)
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To: Leo Carpathian

I came, I saw, I whimpered away.


20 posted on 01/29/2013 5:10:28 PM PST by csmusaret (I will give Obama credit for one thing- he is living proof that familiarity breeds contempt.)
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To: beebuster2000
Why bother with spending the bandwidth to post our little screeds on FreeRepublic. It will be as productive as pissing into the wind! We make fun of the DU posters trying to feel relevant by doing their obscene postings from their parents’ basements. But look at your mirror, Freepers, we are just the same species without the obscene language. Posting our so-called intellectual musings and believing that we have made a difference.

Here’s your bucket-full of cold reality. It is a rigged game. Don’t even walk into that pool-hall, the sharks (the politicians and their buddies in finance) will take your shirt and shorts. Doesn’t matter if they have Red (Republican) or Blue (Republican) or Rainbow or any other color shirt on. They are just different bowling shirts but playing in the same league. And when you think they are working on your behalf, you better wake up. They’ve formed a circle and taking care of each other, with you on the outside.

I have wasted, wasted, WASTED, over ten years of my life here… all the way back to 2000 when Buckhead broke the lie of W’s air force reserve records. Cannot get back all that wasted time, but I can STOP THE FARCE of pretending that posting here will ever restore the USA I grew up in.

This is my opus, and I’ve stopped drinking the Freeper Kool-aid.

21 posted on 01/29/2013 5:13:44 PM PST by mason-dixon (As Mason said to Dixon, you have to draw the line somewhere.)
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To: beebuster2000; KeyLargo; PhilCollins; seekthetruth; Springfield Reformer

Milwaukee County Sheriff David A. Clark’s PSA on guns
Sunday, January 27, 2013 8:18:48 AM · 20 of 22
mosesdapoet to Wisconsinlady; All
Clark announced this Friday (1/25/am and heard it while listening to radio conservative Charlie Sykes on WTMJ am 620. ABC radio national news carried by wtmj comes up with its news . But FAILS TO MENTION CLARK WANTS A TRAINING COURSE IN FACT IMPLIES HE DOESN’T WITH MAYOR BARNETTS RESPONSE OF VIGILANTEISM. WTMJ news lady corrected that but that news bulletin goes all the US.
Here is what I’m up to ;

the first half’’s copy can make an easy sign to make whichwill drive the GOPES crazy. together with the 2nd half make a easy to make quick mesaging direct to the point palmcard to passaround . Now on to the opus...

Democrats and RINOS
GOD DENIERS AND CONGENITAL LIARS/
ARE REDISTRIBUTE WEALTH INCITERS
FOR FIRST YOUR MONEY THEN YOUR GUNS
AND BE DEFENSELESS WHEN CROOKS COME

Conservatives and supporters of the 2nd amendment the Obama regime is using the 2nd amendment argument to blame gun owners for its inability to deal with the hundreds of gangland murders and shootings commited in areas under their solid control using illegally obtained firearms.

Obama’s solution to those inner city problems is to remove those rights provided by the constitution to have and bear arms from all US citizens before any search an seizure begins in those troublesome areas which by the way will never happen.

But none of those 23 so called “reforms” and unconstitutional efforts being edicted by who some call an emperor do not deal with the following issues briefly outlined below let alone insane shooters using stolen weapons. .

They won’t because instead of creating a uniformly democratic society where every citizen has an equal voice no matter what their race or ethnicity.

Obama’s policies have divided races and ethnic groups gerrymandering congressional districts where much of this criminal activity occurs.

GOPES {G-overment O-f (the) P-eople (republican party) E-lite-S} see this issue as a 3rd rail because most of it is black on black or illegal vs illegal (Mexican) activity .

GOPES are also afraid to say that policy also increased racial tension which has resited in deaths. But again GOPES accept this because of the influence of mainline socialist media which would be accusing them of “racism” if they dare to question it.

The purpose of all this hype on guns is to keep the right and conservatives focused on what the Demo-Coms describe as issues through their propaganda arm known as the MSM (mainline socialist media) not on the problems created by the “Libs” on their road of good intentions or the socialist/fascists/communists successors to comtrol over todays Democrat party;

Which is the cost ,waste, and corruption of this administration which had led to a 16 trillion dollar deficit.

Not one word addresses or offers a solution about the hundreds of gangland murders and shootings using illegaly obtained mostly handguns and revolvers .

Perpetuating the general populations ignorance and using code words like “assault rifles” they’re demonizing single shot per trigger pull semi automatic rifles, used for small game hunting or target practice. That are legal in every state but made to look like their military counterpart..

Military AR’s since Viet Nam and a DOD decision ARs are really medium caliber (22.3) machine guns designed to wound not necessarilly kill which is why they are automatic and fire as many rounds that are in its magazine once the trigger is kept in the pulled position.

They replace quick kill 30 caliber semi automatic (single shot) M-1, Springfield rifles and carbines used during WWII and Korea and approved in most states for use in big game hunting.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2977901/posts NY Post pix of shooter using handgun

Obama certainly can’t critique a system created by his ilk .Ignored in his 23 edicts is that when once caught, perps get set free with lenient sentencing from “liberal” judges or sob sister plea bargain prosecution (which Obama supports for when a Illinois state senator while introducing legislation to sentence any 15 year old as an adult,(opps they could be fatherless) Obama voted “absent” with others on that roll call vote. But that leniency is promoted by the MSM,The New York Times CNN, NBC and,ABC. There’s certainly no criticism of “no snitch” mentality partcularly in areas where these shootings are rampant.

It would be nice at these rallys if conservatives would point these facts out to Obamas adoring public.


22 posted on 01/29/2013 5:20:10 PM PST by mosesdapoet (.Should this former Chicago "Mechanic" go out of retirement ?)
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To: mason-dixon

post 21 mason-dixon

folks we have an early contender for winner here


23 posted on 01/29/2013 5:22:31 PM PST by beebuster2000
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To: mason-dixon

Except it wasn’t 2000 when Buckhead broke the story of the fake memos, that happened in 2004.


24 posted on 01/29/2013 5:31:06 PM PST by beandog (All Aboard the Choo Choo Train to Crazy Town)
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To: beebuster2000

Best Opus EVER! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N2aEmcEbyg


25 posted on 01/29/2013 5:44:05 PM PST by jaz.357 (Welcome to hell. Here's your accordion.)
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To: beebuster2000

You guys suck.


26 posted on 01/29/2013 5:46:49 PM PST by Trod Upon (Civilian disarmament is the precursor to democide.)
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To: beebuster2000

MY OPUS
BY
blueunicorn6

Tears of sadness roll down my cheeks and fall like the dead leaves of Autumn onto my Strawberry Shortcake stationery. I feel the acidy bile of righteous indignation welling up in my vegan nourished intestinal track. The evil Free Republic people are back, posting their mean, hurtful and illiberal comments. Why must everyone on a conservative site be so conservative? I was sure that my clearly logical arguments like “People shouldn’t hurt!” and “Free the Kiwis!” would melt the arctic-cold hearts here. But no.....my nuggets of nowledge and logik were skewered by people who demanded facts instead of feelings. Well, what a fine world this would be if everyone felt that way! Remember the song FEELINGS by Morris Albert? Can you even imagine it entitled FACTS? No sir! I won’t live in a world where a guy can’t let the “whoa, whoa, whoa” out for the world to hear! So, it is with heavy heart, whoa whoa whoa, that I bare my hairless bosom to the world and renounce my membership with this organization of cat-haters and Amish bashers. My friends, my true friends, and they know who they are, but if you don’t, e-mail me and I will let you know, will understand this action that I take, throwing my body in front of the on-rushing locomotive of discrimination and boobie pictures that offend the cultured sensitivities I acquired at Harvard. The Harvard School of Ballet and Fingerpainting in Toadsuck, Arkansas. I was the Honor Graduate. And, as delicately as I can phrase it, you can take your s**tty selves and f**k off with all your smart-a** buddies here on Free Republic and shove a motherf***ing bottle of Jim Beam up your a**es while me and my homosexual buddies do each other, and whatever cats we find, on the golden beaches of f**king California. I will miss you. Love and kisses.


27 posted on 01/29/2013 6:13:30 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Trod Upon

my opus

obama saalaama is PROOF that time travel will always be impossible


28 posted on 01/29/2013 6:17:27 PM PST by tanstaafl44 (ghod does not take attendance)
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To: blueunicorn6

Oh fine, I was gonna take a shot, but yours is so good. Hmmm


29 posted on 01/29/2013 6:22:09 PM PST by PilotDave (No, really, you just can't make this stuff up!!!)
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To: PilotDave

All it takes is a little inspiration. Pretend that you’re Hillary Clinton and you’ve just finished off your nightly quart of Scotch and you’re writing a farewell letter to Bill, only it’s actually to Free Republic.


30 posted on 01/29/2013 7:23:37 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

Hey everybody, check out this guys profile. Hilarious! Please pursue your satire writing further. Then I can claim I discovered you and sue you for 10% of your earnings as a finders fee. Proud to be your freeper friend. I’m coming after you on the Opus...


31 posted on 01/29/2013 7:52:51 PM PST by PilotDave (No, really, you just can't make this stuff up!!!)
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To: beebuster2000

Wow, two opus threads in a row this week. Well, perhaps here is my chance to finally get zotted.

Judging, however, by the other worthy opuses here (correctly referred to as opera, not opuses, I just learned after looking it up): my meagre opus will hardly be a candidate to win the prize, I nevertheless cannot pass up the opportunity to put your generous $200 bounty in the worthy hands of Messrs. Thompson and Robinson.

What I learned at FreeRepublic is that even though All your Opus are belong to us, it was hugh and series when a moose bit my sister, and a shower was required even though I was logged on. Even when my beeber is set to stune, he’s dead Jim. The next thing I know, the Viking Kitties are asking about r u trolls? Despite unusual events, such as the strangest ClassyGreenEyedBlondes being not really as advertised, while vigilant vigilantes and humble gunners keep blog pimpers at bay, at the heart, I find that Free Republic is a home for those who love life, family, marriage and freedom. It is not impossible to attract the flame here - just try spelling Marine with a lower case m! And yet, when the chips are down, when the job you did not want to lose slips away, when the death in the family strikes, when the wife is battling cancer, when you yourself are battling cancer, or are just battling the spinning monkey mind caused by the progressive communist insurgents ruining our country and Constitution, then behold, this is the place to escape, and find serenity and peace of mind. And this is the place to celebrate, and FRiends join in, when God is smiling on your day, and the illness or joblessness or socialism is in retreat, and then comes the real celebration with FRiends, most especially, FRiends who love and care about every tiny defenseless life given to this world by God. We learn a lot about power in this place, that true power is when you give all the power away, like to the defenseless life, true freedom to err, or to do the right thing. Our freedom is not free, it is a gift of grace, to be defended at all costs. I love this place on the internets, it gives me FRiends, knowledge, community, and healthy values.

A pithy ending to my opus requires a quote in latin, in my opinion.

I think, therefore, I am ... going to quote what I believe Rousseau would say about all of you FReepers: “For Rousseau, language could not but arise in community and from the need to communicate the passions, for which mere gestures are inadequate. Rousseau, therefore, stunningly suggests “Cogito ergo estis” (I think therefore you all are – second person plural).” Citation: http://thirdmillennialtemplar.wordpress.com/2012/01/20/cogito-ergo-sumus/ (yes, its a blog, not mine, humblegunner). Au revoir, and viva La Republique Libre!


32 posted on 01/29/2013 8:17:38 PM PST by FlyingEagle
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To: beebuster2000
FU.

That'd be my opus. Simple, concise, succinct and easy.

33 posted on 01/29/2013 8:17:43 PM PST by vetvetdoug
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To: FlyingEagle

nice


34 posted on 01/30/2013 2:52:26 AM PST by beebuster2000
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To: PilotDave

You want 10% of my earnings? A nickel doesn’t go very far these days.


35 posted on 01/30/2013 9:02:49 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: beebuster2000
This is my entry. I wrote it millenia centuries decades years months before you thought of this.
36 posted on 01/30/2013 9:25:18 AM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: beebuster2000
NOW THIS, is an ENTRY!

I intend to win this b*tch. Enjoy. :)

37 posted on 01/30/2013 10:26:28 AM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: Lazamataz

I am donating 20.00 for your ohpiss.


38 posted on 01/30/2013 10:36:47 AM PST by katnip (Why Do Democrats Hate Babies?)
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To: katnip; Jim Robinson; onyx; Flycatcher; trisham; TheOldLady; RedMDer; musicman; Lady Jag
I am donating 20.00 for your ohpiss.

You never know what's going to bring the Freepers home, do ya. :) THANKS KATNIP!

39 posted on 01/30/2013 10:44:58 AM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: blueunicorn6

LOL! Preach it, brothah!


40 posted on 01/30/2013 10:48:39 AM PST by TADSLOS ( "I ask sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people except for a few politicians."-George Mason)
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To: beebuster2000

YITBOS

BBM


41 posted on 01/30/2013 10:51:00 AM PST by bruinbirdman ("Those who control language control minds." -- Ayn Rand)
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To: beebuster2000
As for me, I'm leaving because I am a Perfect Conservative™ and risk my Perfection merely by being on the internet, let alone hanging around with you riff-raff who can vary by as much as a fraction of a degree in your convictions as compared to mine.

Such filth upon my Purity can no longer be condoned. I must retire from this site, and the internet as a whole, to write a manifesto of Pure Conservatism™ and to formulate a completely pointless political party to run someone so Pure for President that even I am unworthy to vote for him.

See ya, slackers. (Actually, not. I don't want to have to go through the cleansing "ritual" again. *shudder*)

42 posted on 01/30/2013 10:57:52 AM PST by kevkrom (If a wise man has an argument with a foolish man, the fool only rages or laughs...)
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To: beebuster2000

Why don’t you just leave?


43 posted on 01/30/2013 11:01:12 AM PST by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: beebuster2000

Give me the win.


44 posted on 01/30/2013 11:02:42 AM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: beebuster2000

“When in the course of human events...” oh, wait...that won’t work here...


45 posted on 01/30/2013 11:06:39 AM PST by TADSLOS ( "I ask sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people except for a few politicians."-George Mason)
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To: bmwcyle

if i am declared the winner maybe i just will


46 posted on 01/30/2013 11:16:03 AM PST by beebuster2000
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To: Lazamataz; beebuster2000
Give me the win.

Blatant thuggery. Just because he's funnier, wittier, and (likely) sexier than me doesn't mean he should be allowed to win.

47 posted on 01/30/2013 11:37:28 AM PST by kevkrom (If a wise man has an argument with a foolish man, the fool only rages or laughs...)
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To: beebuster2000
I'm not leaving, the rest of you are.


I just farted.

48 posted on 01/30/2013 1:28:05 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Admin Moderator

Okay. That was unexpected and I laughed so loud the cats ran. lol


49 posted on 01/30/2013 1:55:13 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (My faith and politics cannot be separated)
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To: blueunicorn6
LOL!!

Princess Moonbeam, is that YOU?

50 posted on 01/30/2013 2:04:16 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (My faith and politics cannot be separated)
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