More housework, less sex for married men: study

France 24 ^ | 01/30/2013

[Gene Eric]

>> Isn’t that what mistresses are for ?

Washing your laundry or polishing your brass?

[Ouderkirk]

The mistress keeps the door knob(s) polished ;-)

[skully]

I'm not buying this study. I do all the yard work, half the housework, all the laundry, most of the grocery shopping, drive the granddaughter to school, dance class etc. most of the cooking, plus work full time; and me and the Mrs. beat the national average on a weekly basis. Heck if we get a grandkid free weekend we'll beat the average by Sunday kickoff.

Maybe they oversampled liberals in the study. Most libtard women are either unattractive, bitter, or both. There's way more beautiful conservative women than liberal ones. We have beautiful women like Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman. They have Nancy Pelosi and Barney Frank.

[skully]

B-b-but my wife said I looked sexy in an apron pushing a vacuum cleaner...

Ditch the apron and try vacuuming in just work boots...

[who knows what evil?]

Men, I can’t even describe the effects of changing a diaper on your libido.

I've never changed a diaper, so I guess I had better keep it that way. :-)

[hummingbird]

"They have Nancy Pelosi and Barney Frank."

HA, HA, HA!