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1 posted on 01/30/2013 3:38:01 PM PST by detective
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Why is this even a surprise? After doing all the house work, the men are exhausted! They have no energy left for sex. I think men are learning why wives doing house work have lot of headache excuses for not having more frequent sex.


2 posted on 01/30/2013 3:42:10 PM PST by entropy12 (The republic is doomed when people figure out they can get free stuff by voting democrats)
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Maybe effeminate men LIKE housework more than (ahem)....


3 posted on 01/30/2013 3:45:36 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (Of the government, by the government, and for the government.)
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After doing the laundry, washing the dishes and cleaning the house I sit down and watch some soap operas which leaves me with a terrible headache at bedtime. I can’t tonight.


4 posted on 01/30/2013 3:46:37 PM PST by BipolarBob (Happy Hunger Games! May the odds be ever in your favor.)
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The proper age for men to marry is 60 and marry a younger woman that barely speaks english....................


5 posted on 01/30/2013 3:49:04 PM PST by rrrod (at home in Medellin Colombia)
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The Man Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeznTN0YW-4

The Woman Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpZcCpdFILY


6 posted on 01/30/2013 3:56:57 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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I always leave the toilet seat up, I tell my wife it makes it easier for her to clean.


8 posted on 01/30/2013 3:59:30 PM PST by hoosierboy (I am not a gun nut, I am a firearm enthusiast!!!)
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There really is no problem if you learn how to combine the two. And no, I won’t give any details.


9 posted on 01/30/2013 4:01:34 PM PST by fhayek
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Ah, the joys of metrosexuality!


10 posted on 01/30/2013 4:02:25 PM PST by lightman (If the Patriarchate of the East held a state like the Vatican I would apply for political asylum.)
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I'm the father of three and the family's main cook and I do a TON of housework. Still randy as a bonobo on Viagra.

Of course my wife's about as feminine as they come, in her dress style and hair and makeup and lingerie. That helps.

11 posted on 01/30/2013 4:03:36 PM PST by Snake65
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Fabric softener reduces testosterone dramatically.

Men, I can’t even describe the effects of changing a diaper on your libido.

13 posted on 01/30/2013 4:09:43 PM PST by chickenlips
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B-b-but my wife said I looked sexy in an apron pushing a vacuum cleaner...
14 posted on 01/30/2013 4:36:37 PM PST by Yo-Yo
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On the plus side, no wife ever shot a husband who was washing dishes.


15 posted on 01/30/2013 4:51:31 PM PST by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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I suspect a lot of men would prefer to do housework than have sex.

Years ago, Ann Landers polled her mostly female readers “Would you be content to be held close and treated tenderly, and forget about ‘the act’?” And the vast majority or course responded the former.

Then columnist Mike Royko did a follow up survey of men, asking whether they would prefer sex with their wife, or to go bowling with their buddies. And the vast majority said they loved their wife, but they would prefer bowling.

He then realized that not all men like bowling, so her rephrased the question: “What makes your pulse race faster, and your breathing grow heavier: dropping a 40-foot putt, landing a 6-pound bass, bowling a 230 game... or seeing your wife waddle across the room in a negligee?”


17 posted on 01/30/2013 5:13:48 PM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Best WoT news at rantburg.com)
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Isn’t that what mistresses are for ?


18 posted on 01/30/2013 5:16:42 PM PST by Ouderkirk (Obama has turned America into an aristocracy of the unaccomplished.)
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Well, that explains it.

No more housework for me.

19 posted on 01/30/2013 5:47:31 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (TYRANNY: When the people fear the politicians. LIBERTY: When the politicians fear the people.)
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I'm not buying this study. I do all the yard work, half the housework, all the laundry, most of the grocery shopping, drive the granddaughter to school, dance class etc. most of the cooking, plus work full time; and me and the Mrs. beat the national average on a weekly basis. Heck if we get a grandkid free weekend we'll beat the average by Sunday kickoff.

Maybe they oversampled liberals in the study. Most libtard women are either unattractive, bitter, or both. There's way more beautiful conservative women than liberal ones. We have beautiful women like Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman. They have Nancy Pelosi and Barney Frank.

23 posted on 01/30/2013 6:37:18 PM PST by skully
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