I suspect a lot of men would prefer to do housework than have sex.
Years ago, Ann Landers polled her mostly female readers “Would you be content to be held close and treated tenderly, and forget about ‘the act’?” And the vast majority or course responded the former.
Then columnist Mike Royko did a follow up survey of men, asking whether they would prefer sex with their wife, or to go bowling with their buddies. And the vast majority said they loved their wife, but they would prefer bowling.
He then realized that not all men like bowling, so her rephrased the question: “What makes your pulse race faster, and your breathing grow heavier: dropping a 40-foot putt, landing a 6-pound bass, bowling a 230 game... or seeing your wife waddle across the room in a negligee?”
i think the last question is the key question. specifically ‘WADDLE”.
Jiggle, muffin-top, and paunch would have also been acceptable to get the point across.