Out in the west Texas town of El Paso I once fell in love with a mexican squirrel.
Keyboard. You owe me one.
I'm a great Marty Robbins fan.
Marty Robbins, is that you ;)
Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican squirrel
She was petite, with a dancer’s swift feet,
I loved her red hair and I gave her a whirl
Blacker than night were the eyes of Sciuridae,
Wicked and evil while casting a spell,
I loved her & wanted her, but I was damned hungry
Grabbed the Mossberg 500 and blew her to hell.