A single glass of wine at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night's sleep. Clare Valley vintners in South Australia, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night ... The new wine will be marketed as "PINO MORE"
posted on 02/01/2013 4:46:32 AM PST
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
My Dr. asked if I was “regular”. I said “yes. I urinate at EXACTLY 7Am every morning. And I defecate each day EXACTLY 7:30 each morning.” He asked, “So what’s your problem?” I said I don’t wake up until 8:30.
posted on 02/01/2013 4:57:26 AM PST
( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
posted on 02/01/2013 7:21:28 AM PST
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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