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Man shoots himself in groin with flare gun
ABC 7 ^
| 02/04/2013
Posted on 02/05/2013 8:13:33 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd
So all you girls here .. is he a hottie, or what ?
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posted on
02/05/2013 8:31:24 AM PST
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
To: Responsibility2nd
“...playing with a flare gun that was unloaded...”
They all are.
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posted on
02/05/2013 8:32:12 AM PST
by
Carriage Hill
(AR-10s & AR-15s are the 21st Century's Muskets. The 2nd Amendment is the First Human Right.)
To: COBOL2Java
Is it just me or is that a cop!?
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posted on
02/05/2013 8:33:18 AM PST
by
matt04
To: COBOL2Java
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posted on
02/05/2013 8:33:41 AM PST
by
Carriage Hill
(AR-10s & AR-15s are the 21st Century's Muskets. The 2nd Amendment is the First Human Right.)
To: Responsibility2nd
On top of stupidity I’m sure alcohol was involved.
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posted on
02/05/2013 8:36:23 AM PST
by
philetus
(Keep doing what you always do and you'll eventually get what you deserve)
To: Responsibility2nd
Next time buy Hanes Asbestos Briefs
To: 6ppc
I’m sorry I wasn’t invited to this weenie roast. Sounds like it got exciting.
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posted on
02/05/2013 8:42:01 AM PST
by
Tenacious 1
("The British are Coming (to confiscate weapons)" - Paul Revere (We know how that ended))
To: Responsibility2nd
To: al baby
“Doc, it hurts when I pee.”
“Can you show me where it hurts?”
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posted on
02/05/2013 8:44:31 AM PST
by
Tenacious 1
("The British are Coming (to confiscate weapons)" - Paul Revere (We know how that ended))
To: Responsibility2nd
Well, next time somebody asks you what you need a gun for, point them to this article. I mean, how else you gonna do this, with a blowtorch?
To: Responsibility2nd
The fashion police have arrested Jorge - flares are out.
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posted on
02/05/2013 8:45:10 AM PST
by
Chad N. Freud
(FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
To: Responsibility2nd
He wanted hot rocks but couldn’t figure a good way to get just his rocks in the microwave.
I give him points for innovation.
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posted on
02/05/2013 8:46:39 AM PST
by
Tenacious 1
("The British are Coming (to confiscate weapons)" - Paul Revere (We know how that ended))
To: astounded
Smoke on the water, and fire in the sky..... Or fire somewhere...... Beat me to it. I wonder how many will get the reference, since the only discernible lyrics are the ones you mentioned.
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posted on
02/05/2013 8:48:58 AM PST
by
Moonman62
(The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
02/05/2013 8:49:09 AM PST
by
fivecatsandadog
(Let's not be so open-minded that our brains fall out.)
To: Responsibility2nd
A real uhhh, flash in the pants?
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posted on
02/05/2013 8:49:09 AM PST
by
ICE-FLYER
(God bless and keep the United States of America)
To: showme_the_Glory
“The cure, sir, for what ayles ya, is in this little device. You pull the pin which starts a 15 second fuse. Now this part is very imporant. You must count to 15 on your fingers right after you pull the pin. But under no circumstances are you allowed to set this flare gun down.
After 1 minute your tooth ached will be completely forgotten.”
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posted on
02/05/2013 8:50:38 AM PST
by
Tenacious 1
("The British are Coming (to confiscate weapons)" - Paul Revere (We know how that ended))
To: Responsibility2nd
"There goes my only po-se-heh-sion,
There goes my e-vre-ee-he-ee-y thing!"
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To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
02/05/2013 8:55:22 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Responsibility2nd
From a Coast Guard web page:
“HAND RED FLARE - 500 CANDELAAPPROVAL CATEGORY: 160.021
“The flare burns with an intensity of at least 500 candela (formerly “candlepower”) for at least 2 minutes. Brighter flares with shorter burning times can also be approved if they total at least 1000 candela-minutes and burn for at least 50 seconds.”
...I’m surprised we all didn’t hear this guy’s screams through our windows.
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posted on
02/05/2013 8:55:47 AM PST
by
Chad N. Freud
(FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
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