Baboons Declare War On Humans in Saudi Arabia

The American Interest ^ | February 3, 2013 | Walter Russell Mead's Blog

[Bratch]

It’s a story Alfred Hitchcock would love. Baboons, extraordinarily social animals whose collective noun is appropriately “troop” are harassing a Saudi village, targeting houses in coordinated assaults while cleverly avoiding poison bananas the villagers have left behind. Arab News brings us the bizarre story:

A minor war has broken out south of Qunfudah in the village of Kiad where large groups of hungry baboons from nearby valleys are attacking residences in search of food and drink. Residents have employed a variety of methods to combat the primates but it is still a daily battle from sunrise to sunset.

Hussein Al-Barakati, a resident of Kiad, said that he feared for his mother’s safety as she lives alone near the valley. Baboons raid her home from time to time in search of water. Weather conditions have left the valley parched and prompted the baboons to forage among the humans.

It’s not just in Saudi Arabia that baboons see human beings as a prey animal. At the Cape of Good Hope in South Africa, there is a parking lot for tourists coming to see the beautiful wild landscape where the Atlantic and Indian Oceans meet. Baboons lurk on the edge of the parking lot, watching tourists come and go. They look for car doors that aren’t locked, windows that are left opened, absent-minded tourists carrying food. If they see an opportunity they move in swiftly and relentlessly, stripping pedestrians of their bags, ripping up car seats in their quest for food, and generally acting like the lords of the earth.

I’ve seen animals at sea with no fear of man; the eagle rays, barracudas and reef sharks of the Caribbean for example aren’t exactly worried about the occasional scuba diver or snorkeler who splashes awkwardly through their domain. But the baboons in that parking lot were land animals like we are, and they clearly felt only contempt for their squishy, soft, clawless and short toothed cousins. You could see it in their hard and glittering eyes.

[Bratch]

From the story linked in the article:

Salem Al-Barakati said that the main reason that the baboons are difficult to stymie is because of their high intelligence. They easily match wits with those out to drive them away.

[a fool in paradise]

Saudis are offended to learn that they are mere humans.

[muir_redwoods]

I’ve liked baboons,

Until now...

[I want the USA back]

Issue a fatwa or put burkas on them.

[muir_redwoods]

Should have been, “I’ve never liked baboons”

[faithhopecharity]

those apes are so intelligent because they are (per the koran) Christians or Jews....?

[Blueflag]

1. With no mention of defense, I presume the residents have been rendered defenseless by their government.
2. They should put up signs declaring a ‘raid free zone’

3. Is this article fact-based or a metaphor for society in generally where indigenous, primitive populations raid those more fortunate?

[Born to Conserve]

These have to be some very stupid and passive people.

[Bigg Red]

Have the local imam declare a fatwah. That should take care of the problem.

[Revelation 911]

some rocksalt in gramps ole 10 gauge might start sending a new message

[Squawk 8888]

Not a ping.

[Buckeye McFrog]

huh....a couple of baboon species are actually native to the Arabian peninsula.

Learn something new every day.

[dragonblustar]

Issue a fatwa or put burkas on them.

LMAO!!!!

[circlecity]

Baboons - are they the Shias or the Sunnis?

[Venturer]

Even the Baboons are smart enough to attack Muslims while we sit here and invite more Muslims in.

Poor Obama the Muslim cannot even go to the National Zoo without his Secret Service

[bicyclerepair]

How does one distinguish between a mozlum and a baboon though?

[F15Eagle]

[Sacajaweau]

Pick your poison....bad bananas or a bullet. Shoot the damn things.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

How can you tell the difference????

[Chad N. Freud]

. . . State Department hard at work trying to find an anti-baboon video to cite as the cause . . .

[BO Stinkss]

Israeli agents, no doubt.

[History Repeats]

Sounds like what is taking place in many of our larger gun free zones here in America.

I wonder if these baboons have obamaphones to announce their flash mobs?

[History Repeats]

“How does one distinguish between a mozlum and a baboon though?”

The baboons don’t smell as bad.

[TexasRepublic]

Whoa! There’s humans in Saudi Arabia? Who knew?

[Sirius Lee]

Fratricide.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

IIRC, a group of baboons can also be described as a “congress.”

See? It’s not just Americans anymore being frustrated by congress!

[Chad N. Freud]

IEDs will change them from baboons to ba-booms.

[Owl558]

“those apes are so intelligent because they are (per the koran) Christians or Jews....?”

Evil decendents of apes and pigs. The baboons are just pissed off at Morsi. /s

[showme_the_Glory]

I remembered watching the movie Sands of the Kalahari

[null and void]

May the superior species win...

[Venturer]

It’s not easy, but after careful observation most everyone will recognise the superior IQ of the baboon.

[PapaBear3625]

But the baboons in that parking lot were land animals like we are, and they clearly felt only contempt for their squishy, soft, clawless and short toothed cousins. You could see it in their hard and glittering eyes.

Well, that's what we are. Without weapons, we are particularly helpless prey animals -- unable to fight, and unable to run.

The big predators, and pack predators, only started to fear people when people started being able to kill them on sight, and from a distance. When this stopped, we reverted to being prey.

[null and void]

Love your screen name, welcome to FR!

[Temujinshordes]

Any war brides?

[fso301]

Baboons Declare War On Humans in Saudi Arabia

I thought every cleric in the country had issued fatwas on humans long ago? Is this another round?

[Navy Patriot]

Baboons Declare War On Humans in Saudi Arabia

Let's see, who to root for?

This is one of those conundrums , I think.

[LadyBuck]

“They look for car doors that aren’t locked, windows that are left opened, absent-minded tourists carrying food. If they see an opportunity they move in swiftly and relentlessly, stripping pedestrians of their bags, ripping up car seats in their quest for food, and generally acting like the lords of the earth.”

Sounds like downtown Peoria after dark.

[Average Al]

Did these Baboons visit S. Chicago?

[Slings and Arrows]

In Baboons vs Saudis I'm rooting for the baboons.

[RJS1950]

I pictured this to be about sons of pig f’n dog muslims declaring war on civilized humanity. Wait!!!! They already did that, centuries ago.

Seem that even baboons can sort out and single out the fanatic murdering dogs from other humans.

[metmom]

I was going to say the same thing.

Good on the baboons.

[JoeProBono]

[444Flyer]

That was soooo creepy in that film. Thinking of Revelation 6:8.

[444Flyer]

They need to call Babu to get rid of the baboons.

'You bad baboons! You very bad baboons!'

[444Flyer]