Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Politics: 2nd grader suspended for possession of imaginary hand grenades
caintv ^ | ROBERT LAURIE

Posted on 02/05/2013 12:24:00 PM PST by Morgana

More asinine overreaction from the quivering minds of school officials

In Loveland Colorado, about 45 minutes North of Denver, a 7-year-old 2nd grader has been suspended for trying to save the world. It appears that the boy lobbed "an imaginary grenade into a box with what he called pretend evil forces inside."

According to the child, he pretended to blow up the box "so nothing can get out and destroy the world."

Thank God he wasn't carrying a Hello Kitty Bubble Gun, a small piece of paper, or a pointed finger. Who knows what kind of imaginary trauma he could have caused with one of those.

(Excerpt) Read more at caintv.com ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Education
KEYWORDS: arth; childsuspended; colorado; education; guncontrol; gunhysteria; homeschool; loveland; publiceducation; schoolgunhysteria; schools; secondamendment; studentsuspended; zerotolerance
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-28 last
To: Da Coyote


Best response that I was previously that that all children wishing to throw imaginary grenades should tell their “educators” (if one can really stomach using that word) that they were tossing imaginary condoms in approval of a passing gay parade.”

I am done puling punches. I am too old for that crud. I shamelessly ripped off that comment and posted it on the article in question. Hope you don’t mind...


21 posted on 02/05/2013 1:21:12 PM PST by Syntyr (Happiness is two at low eight!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: Morgana

There needs to be an imaginary waiting period before using imaginary grenades. If we could save one imaginary life, I’d imagine it would be worth it.


22 posted on 02/05/2013 1:33:59 PM PST by Made In The USA (I'm not yelling, just... just talking enthusiastically..)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Morgana

23 posted on 02/05/2013 1:35:18 PM PST by NRA1995 (I'd rather be a living "gun culture" member than a dead anti-gun candy-ass.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Morgana

Question: Where the heck are we going to get real men who will join the military and protect all these namby pamby liberals if they don’t stop the wussificaition of America? All these stories are beyond stupid!


24 posted on 02/05/2013 2:00:42 PM PST by theycallmemom
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: Morgana

These are the same people who want to define “common sense gun control”. The only problem is, they haven’t got any common sense.


25 posted on 02/05/2013 2:12:07 PM PST by AlaskaErik (I served and protected my country for 31 years. Progressives spent that time trying to destroy it.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Morgana

When can we start tarring, feathering, and hanging these bastard indoctrinators for real?


26 posted on 02/05/2013 3:59:50 PM PST by Repeat Offender (What good are conservative principles if we don't stand by them?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: theycallmemom

“Where the heck are we going to get real men who will join the military”

That’s the agenda, FRiend. Meanwile the future enemy soldiers are throwing rocks at tanks and being trained in beheading and field stripping an AK.


27 posted on 02/05/2013 4:30:17 PM PST by DBrow
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 24 | View Replies]

To: Morgana

Why don’t they arrest all the teachers for possession of imaginary brains?


28 posted on 02/06/2013 1:46:34 AM PST by Jack Hammer
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-28 last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson