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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 02/08/2013 4:57:15 AM PST by Lucky9teen



Yeh....not feeling well today guys, so have at it with some random silliness.











TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; sick; silliness
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Black Biscuit

1 posted on 02/08/2013 4:57:22 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Present. but I’m not voting.


2 posted on 02/08/2013 5:01:15 AM PST by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....I want a bailout!!!)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...




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Just an FYI to everyone, that the 3 post pings is not something I can control. I only submit the post once (and I don't even review it, I just hit post) and then leave it alone. So why it pings 3 times, I don't know. I know others on FR that have ping lists, have that same problem, so it's an FR thing and hopefully they'll get it fixed some day. Meanwhile, it was suggested to shorten the ping list into two posts, so I'll see if that works.
3 posted on 02/08/2013 5:04:55 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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Just an FYI to everyone, that the 3 post pings is not something I can control. I only submit the post once (and I don't even review it, I just hit post) and then leave it alone. So why it pings 3 times, I don't know. I know others on FR that have ping lists, have that same problem, so it's an FR thing and hopefully they'll get it fixed some day. Meanwhile, it was suggested to shorten the ping list into two posts, so I'll see if that works.
4 posted on 02/08/2013 5:05:21 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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Just an FYI to everyone, that the 3 post pings is not something I can control. I only submit the post once (and I don't even review it, I just hit post) and then leave it alone. So why it pings 3 times, I don't know. I know others on FR that have ping lists, have that same problem, so it's an FR thing and hopefully they'll get it fixed some day. Meanwhile, it was suggested to shorten the ping list into two posts, so I'll see if that works.
5 posted on 02/08/2013 5:06:21 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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Well, that didn’t work

PING


6 posted on 02/08/2013 5:08:01 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: RandallFlagg; randita; Random_User_250; rarestia; Rastus; RDTF; reagan_fanatic; Reaganesque; ...

Well, that didn’t work

PING


7 posted on 02/08/2013 5:08:49 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen
"OK folks, let's give a big hand to a new band performing for the first time this morning ... Khaki Oatmeal!!!"

Yep, it's going to be one of those days. The self-move biz is going to be slow in NoVA this weekend.

8 posted on 02/08/2013 5:09:09 AM PST by AF_Blue ("America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad ass speed." - Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936)
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To: Lucky9teen
TOP TEN!!!!
9 posted on 02/08/2013 5:17:02 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top ten


10 posted on 02/08/2013 5:18:04 AM PST by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)
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To: Lucky9teen

top ten


11 posted on 02/08/2013 5:18:20 AM PST by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)
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To: Rummyfan

Maybe me too


12 posted on 02/08/2013 5:20:52 AM PST by DooDahhhh (ma)
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To: All

Top 20


13 posted on 02/08/2013 5:21:20 AM PST by KevinDavis (And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend
time with his son’s family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time — pancakes, ice cream, candy - just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. “Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?” he asked. Not really, PaPa, it was boring.

We didn’t see a single asshole, queer, lesbian, piece of crap, horse’s ass, socialist left wing Obamalover, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!” We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn’t have any fun.


14 posted on 02/08/2013 5:23:26 AM PST by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)
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To: Lucky9teen

I’m some where in the to ten to top 25, it is going to be a good day!

Now it just needs to start snowing harder so I can go home and start my 3 day weekend! :-P

For those in the path of the blizzard and emergency responders in those areas,, stay safe!


15 posted on 02/08/2013 5:23:26 AM PST by The Chief
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I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

16 posted on 02/08/2013 5:26:10 AM PST by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)
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To: Lucky9teen
Blue and the
Cheese and Peanut butter crackers!
17 posted on 02/08/2013 5:29:20 AM PST by freebird5850 (The only good thing about Barry getting re-elected is now we get to see him fall from a higher place)
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To: Lucky9teen

I suppose that’s your story and you’re stickin’ TO it ... eh ?


18 posted on 02/08/2013 5:31:46 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: Lucky9teen
"Put your hands together, and give it up for....RED COFFEE!!!"
19 posted on 02/08/2013 5:35:50 AM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: knarf
A man's daughter came and asked him, "Daddy, how did I get my name?"

Her father answered, "Well, when you were first born, a little daisy petal landed on your head. Your mother and I thought that was a good omen so we named you Daisy."

Daisy ran off to play. A little while later his other daughter came in and asked, "Daddy, how did I get my name?"

Her father answered, "Well, when you were first born, a little rose petal landed on your head. Your mother and I thought that was a good omen so we named you Rose?"

Rose ran off to play. A little while later, the man's son came in. The father said, "What is it, Trojan?"

20 posted on 02/08/2013 5:38:52 AM PST by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: Lucky9teen

My brand name is:

BLUE WINGS!

Bow down lesser brands!


21 posted on 02/08/2013 5:41:44 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Melissa goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published.

The Obit Editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word.

She pauses, reflects, and then she says,

“Well then, let it read “Paul Dyer died.”

Amused at Melissa’s thriftiness, the editor tells her that there is a seven word minimum for all obituaries.

She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, In that case, let it read, “Paul Dyer died.... GOLF CLUBS FOR SALE.”


22 posted on 02/08/2013 5:42:12 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Dims are stupid, period. End of conversation.)
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To: verga

Luv it!


23 posted on 02/08/2013 5:42:40 AM PST by MagnoliaB
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To: CSM

Somehow I don’t think Black Grits is gonna make any money.


24 posted on 02/08/2013 5:45:51 AM PST by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: The Chief

"...well, the bigger flakes are starting to fall. I plan to go into my den, wake up Sunday afternoon around 3pm...and forage for berries and twigs"

25 posted on 02/08/2013 5:46:18 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: CSM
bite me, peon ...

Black Jack Daniels

Send your tax refund to me

26 posted on 02/08/2013 5:49:26 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: Lucky9teen

27 posted on 02/08/2013 5:49:39 AM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: Lucky9teen

Black Burger


28 posted on 02/08/2013 5:50:38 AM PST by BlueLancer ("Oh, man, that's a lot of Indians!" [LTC George A. Custer, 1876, near the Little Bighorn Valley])
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To: Lucky9teen

It happens when you ping large pinglists.


29 posted on 02/08/2013 5:53:43 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: CSM

BAND name.


30 posted on 02/08/2013 6:14:01 AM PST by PeaceBeWithYou (De Oppresso Liber! (50 million and counting in Afghanistan and Iraq))
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To: Lucky9teen

Plaid Quesadilla - mostly we sing covers of Casting Crowns.


31 posted on 02/08/2013 6:15:09 AM PST by RoadGumby (This is not where I belong, Take this world and give me Jesus.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Green Porkchop rockin’ the Una Hausen An Graten.


32 posted on 02/08/2013 6:22:16 AM PST by jag.drafting (I don't know...)
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To: verga

government employees and obama?


33 posted on 02/08/2013 6:22:24 AM PST by Girlene
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To: Lucky9teen
Blue Nut & Honey Crunch...

Could be worse. I guess.

34 posted on 02/08/2013 6:23:47 AM PST by IYAS9YAS (Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)
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To: Lucky9teen
Check out this compilation:

The Dangers of Being a Reporter

Why couldn't this happen to Chris Matthews??

35 posted on 02/08/2013 6:30:18 AM PST by ken5050 ("One useless man is a shame, two are a law firm, three or more are a Congress".. John Adams)
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To: Lucky9teen

“So why it pings 3 times, I don’t know. I know others on FR that have ping lists, have that same problem, so it’s an FR thing and hopefully they’ll get it fixed some day.”

It is a system glich with FR and I have heard that the more members on your list, the more times it posts! With a triple ping, that is a reflection that you have a large ping list! I have the Dave Ramsey Ping list and with 156 members on my list, I only get a double ping!

Silliness rules over fudiciary responsibility! ;-)


36 posted on 02/08/2013 6:32:30 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Lucky9teen

37 posted on 02/08/2013 6:35:52 AM PST by Malone LaVeigh
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To: Lucky9teen

Black Potatoes makes the Top 40 or so!


38 posted on 02/08/2013 6:43:02 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Taking away guns will do nothing to stop violence.)
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To: Malone LaVeigh

39 posted on 02/08/2013 6:43:11 AM PST by cartan
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To: knarf

You drunkards always break the rules! It was supposed to be the last thing you ate.....Hmm, I might have to have an Ale dinner this evening, so you might just be on to something.


40 posted on 02/08/2013 6:54:33 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: PeaceBeWithYou

It was early and darn work was getting in the way....No way I am getting old with decreasing seeing functionality!


41 posted on 02/08/2013 6:55:54 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Blue Ravioli.

42 posted on 02/08/2013 6:57:34 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: cartan

It looks like he’s standing in front of a mirror as well.

So, if you add the weights of all the reflections, you get the weights he appears to be holding.


43 posted on 02/08/2013 6:57:51 AM PST by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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" .. It was supposed to be the last thing you ate .. "

Right ..

Black Jack Daniels.

I learned the diet from Dean Martin an' HE had The Golden Girls

44 posted on 02/08/2013 6:58:35 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: Lucky9teen

MARTY McFLY WALKS AMONGST US

45 posted on 02/08/2013 6:58:52 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lucky9teen
Hilarious Animal Video
46 posted on 02/08/2013 7:06:22 AM PST by Girlene
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To: Lucky9teen
Color of your pants + last thing you ate = your band name

Black Meat Loaf? Hey now!

47 posted on 02/08/2013 7:20:28 AM PST by Pan_Yan
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To: Lucky9teen

48 posted on 02/08/2013 7:24:48 AM PST by cartan
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To: AF_Blue

Gray All Bran/Special K. If I left off the All Bran it would rhyme, Gray Special K!


49 posted on 02/08/2013 7:28:24 AM PST by stayathomemom (Beware of kittens modifying your posts.)
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To: Pan_Yan

Navy Sweet and Sour Meat Loaf for me!


50 posted on 02/08/2013 7:31:53 AM PST by Ingtar (Everyone complains about the weather, but only Liberals try to legislate it.)
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