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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 02/08/2013 4:57:15 AM PST by Lucky9teen



Yeh....not feeling well today guys, so have at it with some random silliness.











TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; sick; silliness
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To: r-q-tek86

No graphics, please.


61 posted on 02/08/2013 8:11:22 AM PST by Ratman83
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To: Lucky9teen

I was going to post mine, but the more I think about it, the more it sounds like a porn name, not a band name.

Blue Apples


62 posted on 02/08/2013 8:17:42 AM PST by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: martin_fierro
Actually, no. Review of the documentary reveals that event will be on October 26, 2015.

Hear that, scientists? You have two years, eight months and change to deliver

--flying cars, inexpensive enough for everyone (and conversion kits available for older cars for $40K);
--Mattel(TM) Hoverboards(TM), and "Pit Bulls";
--Robotic gas station attendants and press cameras;
--3D holographic displays (advertising Jaws 19!);

etc., etc., etc.

Get cracking!

63 posted on 02/08/2013 8:21:31 AM PST by ExGeeEye (It's been over 90 days; time to start on 2014. Carpe GOP!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Nekid bacon.


64 posted on 02/08/2013 8:22:24 AM PST by wyokostur
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 70!

*blush*

I’m SOOOO late...


65 posted on 02/08/2013 8:26:08 AM PST by Monkey Face (There is no "Chocoholics Anonymous" because no one wants to quit. ~~ Shoe)
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To: Lucky9teen

Tan Yogurt.


66 posted on 02/08/2013 8:26:57 AM PST by Monkey Face (There is no "Chocoholics Anonymous" because no one wants to quit. ~~ Shoe)
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To: r-q-tek86

“No Pants Tequila Shot!”

Haha! You are definitely the winner. Not only because your BAND name rocks, but also because you were doing tequila on a Thursday! (work nite?)


67 posted on 02/08/2013 8:28:03 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: verga

My wife will enjoy that post. It is exactly the thing of which she accuses me. :-)


68 posted on 02/08/2013 8:31:13 AM PST by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Learn three chords and you, too, can be a Rock Star!)
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To: r-q-tek86

OK, I’m up for a DUmmie account. If you are “no pants tequila shot” then you must have today off! Unless you have a job where no pants are required.....


69 posted on 02/08/2013 8:31:55 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Lucky9teen
I think we should have a classic .gif day:


70 posted on 02/08/2013 8:33:10 AM PST by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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To: CSM

71 posted on 02/08/2013 8:43:07 AM PST by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: knarf

“Black Jack Daniels.”

Sounds like a good name for a pirate or a Wild West outlaw.


72 posted on 02/08/2013 8:47:59 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Taking away guns will do nothing to stop violence.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

That’s CAPTAIN Black Jack Daniels”


73 posted on 02/08/2013 8:49:20 AM PST by fredhead (I'm not losing my hair, it's just retired and relocating further south.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Tighty Whitey Hair of the Dog


74 posted on 02/08/2013 9:16:05 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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To: Monkey Face

Performance-Enhanced, Drugged Out Beyonce

Performance-enhancing drugged Beyonce

Daaaaaaamn, Beyonce!

Daaaaamn Beyonce

Want to buy a watch, Beyonce?

Want to buy a watch Beyonce

Touchdown Beyonce

Touchdown Beyonce


75 posted on 02/08/2013 9:16:05 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: ArGee
Somehow I don’t think Black Grits is gonna make any money.

You'll be boffo in Atlanta, Ar.

76 posted on 02/08/2013 9:18:06 AM PST by llevrok (Unlike Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
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To: Lucky9teen

A man was driving down an Alaskan road and his car broke down. He phoned the Alaskan Mobile Fixit Service and they arrived shortly after. The service man opened the hood and after a while the repair man said “ It looks like you’ve blown a seal”, the man replies “No, it’s just frost on my moustache.”


77 posted on 02/08/2013 9:19:50 AM PST by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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To: Lucky9teen

LOL!

Works for me! Enhanced Drugged out...*blech*


78 posted on 02/08/2013 9:22:52 AM PST by Monkey Face (There is no "Chocoholics Anonymous" because no one wants to quit. ~~ Shoe)
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To: llevrok
So, when someone gets a phone call on their cell phone, and they don't notice, what do you say to them?

"Your phone is ringing," doesn't work, because they don't ring any more.

79 posted on 02/08/2013 9:30:59 AM PST by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: ArGee
Some more things my grandchildren will never understand.

Dial tones.

Test patterns.

That blue square on my tool bar I click to save a file.

Window handles in the car.

Car radios.

Stereo systems.

Taking a long walk just to think.

80 posted on 02/08/2013 9:34:31 AM PST by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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