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Sri Lanka prisoner caught by his ring tone
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| 02-08-13
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Posted on 02/08/2013 11:46:03 AM PST by Red Badger
A Sri Lankan prisoner who tried to hide his mobile phone during a search of his cell was caught out when guards heard ring tones from his rear-end, a hospital official said on Friday.
The 58-year-old convict had to be admitted to the national hospital in Colombo where doctors later retrieved the handset from his rectum.
"The man had concealed the phone inside his person," the official said, asking not to be named.
"Unfortunately for him, the phone rang at the wrong time and guards knew he had a phone at the wrong end."
He said the man was in hospital for two days but was discharged and sent back to prison Friday after the mobile phone was taken out.
The prisoner is serving a 10-year term for theft at the high security Welikada jail in the capital.
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To: Red Badger
Richard Gere would have had it set to just vibrate.
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posted on
02/08/2013 11:49:19 AM PST
by
Slump Tester
(What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
02/08/2013 11:50:33 AM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Ever been butt-dialed?
No, I mean LITERALLY butt-dialed?
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posted on
02/08/2013 11:52:02 AM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Red Badger
The 58-year-old convict had to be admitted to the national hospital in Colombo where doctors later retrieved the handset from his rectum. Dang near killed 'im!
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posted on
02/08/2013 11:52:41 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Red Badger
Note to Photoshop enthusiasts: there are better subjects to illustrate.
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posted on
02/08/2013 12:02:25 PM PST
by
Jyotishi
(Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
To: Red Badger
Ummmm... are you going to get that?
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posted on
02/08/2013 12:11:26 PM PST
by
SampleMan
(Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
To: Red Badger
Must be heck on the roaming charges as every time he passed gas it dialed DNC HQ. All the worlds cell phones are set to do that.
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posted on
02/08/2013 12:22:12 PM PST
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
02/08/2013 12:31:19 PM PST
by
Carriage Hill
(AR-10s & AR-15s are The 21st Century's Muskets. The 2nd Amendment Is The First Human Right.)
To: Red Badger
He had cell phones up the Wah-Zoo.
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posted on
02/08/2013 12:31:25 PM PST
by
Terry Mross
(Who long before America is no more?)
To: Red Badger
Back in the old days criminals had to be a lot more dedicated.
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posted on
02/08/2013 12:34:51 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
To: Red Badger
Was it a free Obamaphone?
To: Red Badger
"Let me ass you a question."
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posted on
02/08/2013 12:54:57 PM PST
by
allmendream
(Tea Party did not send GOP to D.C. to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism)
To: carriage_hill
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posted on
02/08/2013 1:08:35 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
02/08/2013 1:58:55 PM PST
by
Carriage Hill
(AR-10s & AR-15s are The 21st Century's Muskets. The 2nd Amendment Is The First Human Right.)
To: Red Badger
I consider myself fortunate that I literally cannot imagine how he managed to get that in there.
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posted on
02/08/2013 2:04:04 PM PST
by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
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