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Sri Lanka prisoner caught by his ring tone
AFP via FoxNews DC ^ | 2/8/2013

Posted on 02/08/2013 7:11:32 PM PST by llevrok

Edited on 02/08/2013 7:22:56 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

A Sri Lankan prisoner who tried to hide his mobile phone during a search of his cell was caught out when guards heard ring tones from his rear-end, a hospital official said on Friday.


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Yet another good reason to go "hands free".
1 posted on 02/08/2013 7:11:40 PM PST by llevrok
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To: llevrok

Gives “butt dialing” a whole new ring.


2 posted on 02/08/2013 7:16:00 PM PST by bigheadfred
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To: bigheadfred

I kind of thought a lot of politicians kept their phones there. After all isn’t that where their heads are?


3 posted on 02/08/2013 7:18:28 PM PST by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: llevrok

Never ceased to be amazed at how seemingly ‘easily’ these guys stuff things up their tails. One might think it’s a highly trafficed area...

Read one a year back about a dude with a 38 ‘smuggled’ in.

Just how does one go about getting a full sized pistol up one’s arse?


4 posted on 02/08/2013 7:19:26 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: llevrok

Was his ringtone SEND IN THE CLOWNS?


5 posted on 02/08/2013 7:20:17 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: llevrok

Well, he wasn’t going to put the phone on vibrate when he shoved it up his rear end. If you do that in prison, you might as well put on make-up and start giving Bubba your fruit cups.


6 posted on 02/08/2013 7:21:02 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: llevrok

He should have had it in silent mode :)


7 posted on 02/08/2013 7:21:24 PM PST by Kent1957
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To: llevrok

“Blaaaaap!”

“Sorry kids, someone must be calling me on my cell phone.”


8 posted on 02/08/2013 7:22:40 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: llevrok

I can’t help but think that if he only had a ringtone that sounded like flatulence, then he might not have gotten caught.


9 posted on 02/08/2013 7:23:56 PM PST by paint_your_wagon
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To: llevrok; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows

One ringadingie, two ringadingies, three ringadingies...

10 posted on 02/08/2013 7:24:01 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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"Just how does one go about getting a full sized pistol up one’s arse?"

I suspect his cell mate helped him with that issue...

11 posted on 02/08/2013 7:24:52 PM PST by Dacus943
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To: Mastador1

True dat


12 posted on 02/08/2013 7:26:14 PM PST by bigheadfred
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To: llevrok

Ringtones coming out the wazoo?

I guess it comes in handy for those who talk out of their butts.


13 posted on 02/08/2013 7:27:47 PM PST by green pastures (Cynicism-- it's not just for breakfast anymore...)
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I was in prison so long I knew a guy there who drove away in a shiny black Cadillac.


14 posted on 02/08/2013 7:28:34 PM PST by bigheadfred
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To: llevrok

In California, he would have had his Obamaphone set on VIBRATE


15 posted on 02/08/2013 7:29:10 PM PST by faithhopecharity
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“How does one get a pistol up his arse?”

Shoot at Chuck Norris and miss?


16 posted on 02/08/2013 7:31:22 PM PST by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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Just how does one go about getting a full sized pistol up one’s arse?

That was that black trans sexual. All it had to do was get it half way in. The other part hanging ....

And who in their right mind would touch that?

17 posted on 02/08/2013 7:32:42 PM PST by bigheadfred
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I would put forth that Chuck Norris himself would eat steel and gunpowder,
produce 38s internally and excrete them naturally.

But yea, anyone else, he could help with the job ;)


18 posted on 02/08/2013 7:35:36 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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Never ceased to be amazed at how seemingly ‘easily’ these guys stuff things up their tails

My dad was a doctor. When he started out (c.1951) he became the police doc in order to bring money in as he built his regular practice.

The stories he used to tell about things he "extracted" from guys being booked into the city jail would make your hair stand on end.

19 posted on 02/08/2013 7:40:43 PM PST by llevrok (Unlike Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
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To: Norm Lenhart
Just how does one go about getting a full sized pistol up one’s arse?

There's a reason they refer to time in stir as a "stretch"...

20 posted on 02/08/2013 7:42:17 PM PST by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Don't enable tyranny.)
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