Skip to comments.Sri Lanka prisoner caught by his ring tone
Posted on 02/08/2013 7:11:32 PM PST by llevrokEdited on 02/08/2013 7:22:56 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
A Sri Lankan prisoner who tried to hide his mobile phone during a search of his cell was caught out when guards heard ring tones from his rear-end, a hospital official said on Friday.
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Gives “butt dialing” a whole new ring.
I kind of thought a lot of politicians kept their phones there. After all isn’t that where their heads are?
Never ceased to be amazed at how seemingly ‘easily’ these guys stuff things up their tails. One might think it’s a highly trafficed area...
Read one a year back about a dude with a 38 ‘smuggled’ in.
Just how does one go about getting a full sized pistol up one’s arse?
Was his ringtone SEND IN THE CLOWNS?
Well, he wasn’t going to put the phone on vibrate when he shoved it up his rear end. If you do that in prison, you might as well put on make-up and start giving Bubba your fruit cups.
He should have had it in silent mode :)
“Sorry kids, someone must be calling me on my cell phone.”
I can’t help but think that if he only had a ringtone that sounded like flatulence, then he might not have gotten caught.
I suspect his cell mate helped him with that issue...
Ringtones coming out the wazoo?
I guess it comes in handy for those who talk out of their butts.
I was in prison so long I knew a guy there who drove away in a shiny black Cadillac.
In California, he would have had his Obamaphone set on VIBRATE
“How does one get a pistol up his arse?”
Shoot at Chuck Norris and miss?
That was that black trans sexual. All it had to do was get it half way in. The other part hanging ....
And who in their right mind would touch that?
I would put forth that Chuck Norris himself would eat steel and gunpowder,
produce 38s internally and excrete them naturally.
But yea, anyone else, he could help with the job ;)
My dad was a doctor. When he started out (c.1951) he became the police doc in order to bring money in as he built his regular practice.
The stories he used to tell about things he "extracted" from guys being booked into the city jail would make your hair stand on end.
There's a reason they refer to time in stir as a "stretch"...
Let me pop up some popcorn before you stet...
“stet”? “stet”???? What happened to the “start” I typed?
Reminds me of that article a couple/few weeks ago about the fatwa that muslims could ‘train their anus’ to ‘accept’ explosives for jihad...
Some a$$ was callin’
he thought it was on vibrate
was it a tune from, “Air Supply”?
If a 38 fits, can the whole of Carnegie Hall be far...ahem...behind? ;)
One piece at a time!
Caught by his ‘ring tone’ — must be what the Sri Lankan kids are calling it now.
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