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15 of the Ugliest Celebrity Feet (You Won’t Believe The Pretty Faces These Ugly Feet Belong To)
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Posted on 02/10/2013 6:31:29 AM PST by equaviator

When we started out on this journey of the feet, we weren’t really sure what we were going to find. We knew that while everyone unreasonably expects celebrity women to be perfect from head to toe, that’s unrealistic. It’s enough for us that they have style and grace, most, if not all, of the time. What we didn’t anticipate, though, was exactly whose feet didn’t seem like they had been so graceful. We love the celebrities on this list, but we are honestly wondering with all the money and resources that these women have access too, why are their feet so frawked up?!


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1 posted on 02/10/2013 6:31:34 AM PST by equaviator
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To: equaviator

Several of them (not Ophrah) are dancers.

Dancers always have ugly feet, especially the toes.


2 posted on 02/10/2013 6:39:21 AM PST by Mrs.Z
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To: equaviator

All these women refused to wear properly sized shoes so their toes are crushed together. Pointed-toe shoes are also to blame.

Many designer shoes do not come in wide sizes and so women cram their feet into too small shoes.


3 posted on 02/10/2013 6:49:46 AM PST by SatinDoll (NATURAL BORN CITZEN: BORN IN THE USA OF CITIZEN PARENTS.)
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To: SatinDoll; equaviator
All these women refused to wear properly sized shoes so their toes are crushed together. Pointed-toe shoes are also to blame. Many designer shoes do not come in wide sizes and so women cram their feet into too small shoes.

The IT Crowd

5 posted on 02/10/2013 7:02:16 AM PST by Alex Murphy ("If you are not firm in faith, you will not be firm at all" - Isaiah 7:9)
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To: equaviator

You know what, feet are generally not pretty anyway, which is why I really don’t get foot fetishes, but whatever floats your boat....


6 posted on 02/10/2013 7:04:40 AM PST by Thorliveshere (Tais deau sá taghdedaul!)
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To: equaviator

7 posted on 02/10/2013 7:08:31 AM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: equaviator
look more like hooves...
8 posted on 02/10/2013 7:18:10 AM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: equaviator
Wearing open-toed high heels that are about 2 sizes too small doesn't do much for a gal, as can be seen in many of those photos.

Makes them look like they have massive, sasquatch feet.

Of course, some do.

lol

9 posted on 02/10/2013 7:26:28 AM PST by SIDENET (I've drawn my line in the sand.)
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To: Mrs.Z
I never knew, or remembered, that Harpo has six toes on her left foot.

In "The Silence of the Lambs" book, Hannibal Lechter has a hand with six fingers that he takes advantage of to distract a cop before killing him...

10 posted on 02/10/2013 7:26:50 AM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: equaviator

I think 3 of them were high fashion, runway models (Janice Dickinson, Iman, and Naomi Campbell). From my understanding, the high heel shoes used for such jobs don’t necessarily fit well and are spikes. Doesn’t surprise me at all that models would have bunions and messed up feet later in life.


11 posted on 02/10/2013 7:31:38 AM PST by momtothree
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To: equaviator
I wish I hadn't looked at these. I really like Christina Hendricks.

No...not as much...

12 posted on 02/10/2013 7:40:17 AM PST by NELSON111
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To: equaviator

Some of these feet have ugly bunions and lumpy toes but several others are not ugly at all...... just regular feet.


13 posted on 02/10/2013 7:42:34 AM PST by Ditter
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To: equaviator; dixiechick2000

I never had a foot fetish like you see on the internet but I think I have acquired sorta one over the years....at least a cognizance of what the Orientals valued like that..

My dear wife has the prettiest well kept little size 6 dainty slender feet...amazing

She coulda been a foot model.

I had a decade and a half of lotsa gals before her and never paid much attention to feet at all till i got used to wifey’s

and then I realized that like beauty..all womens ain’t got purty feet...nor men..mine are dogfood ugly

women...always do your toes...men do not like yaller or grey nasty toe nails

for 30 bucks those Koreans can fix you right up...while you freep on yer smartphone which you likely can’t put down anyhow


14 posted on 02/10/2013 7:58:04 AM PST by wardaddy (wanna know how my kin felt during Reconstruction in Mississippi, you fixin to find out firsthand)
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To: equaviator

The site is annoying. Each photo has to be loaded individually.

But...Entertainers are often dancers so it is not unexpected to see twisted toes. And, there was also at least one athlete ( before I was disgusted with the slow posting pages) and again athletes are hard on their toes, feet, and ankles.


15 posted on 02/10/2013 8:09:11 AM PST by wintertime
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To: SIDENET
Also....I have noticed that wide faces and very broad smilies, ( which are fashionably popular now with TV and movie directors and magazine editors) are also associated with wide feet.

Wide faces go with wide feet. That is merely my anecdotal observation.

16 posted on 02/10/2013 8:12:44 AM PST by wintertime
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To: Mrs.Z

I guess my point was that so many celebrities are at least as boring as their feet.


17 posted on 02/10/2013 8:14:26 AM PST by equaviator
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To: equaviator

Lots of ugly feet but pretty faces? Not so much! Come on...Oprah? Serena Williams?


18 posted on 02/10/2013 8:50:16 AM PST by pgkdan ( "Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." ~Thomas Jefferson)
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To: wintertime

I’m glad you brought up slow posting pages. I gave up on this site, despite wanting to see who’s got ugly feet, as it took forever to load . . . and that was just the first page. I didn’t bother beyond that. Is it due to it being image-heavy or do some sites just suck?


19 posted on 02/10/2013 8:51:03 AM PST by Oratam
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To: Ditter
several others are not ugly at all...... just regular feet.

Yes. Sarah Jessica Parker's are looking to be one of her best assets in comparison to her face. How that woman became an example of "beauty" I will never know.

20 posted on 02/10/2013 9:19:15 AM PST by Mygirlsmom (Where the heck are we going, and what are we doing in this handbasket???)
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To: NELSON111

You are being sarcastic right?


21 posted on 02/10/2013 9:25:14 AM PST by Durus (You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. Ayn Rand)
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To: Mrs.Z

Ballerinas especially.


22 posted on 02/10/2013 9:32:20 AM PST by Calm_Cool_and_Elected (" Undecided Voter: someone who parades their stupidity as proof of their morality." ~David Burge)
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To: Mygirlsmom

LOL! Sarah Jessica Parker was one of the ones who have just regular normal feet. She probably wishes her face looked as good as her feet. A beauty she is NOT!


23 posted on 02/10/2013 9:43:18 AM PST by Ditter
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To: SIDENET

I can see why many of those pictured would be more comfortable in open toed strappy sandals. Closed toe shoes would be painful to wear pressing against those bunions.

Pointy toed high heels are an annuity for podiatrists. They probably subsidize high fashion designers with the stipulation that all current designs feature pointy toes and stiletto heels.

Oh, and podiatrists love flip flops as well because people are always walking out of them or tripping on them and hurting themselves. Better to walk barefooted, than wear flip flops.

A woman may not be very stylish, but she will be much more comfortable on her feet if she wears low heeled shoes with plenty of room to wiggle her toes when she’s young.

I mean, how many men do you know who have bunion problems?


24 posted on 02/10/2013 10:14:35 AM PST by randita
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To: equaviator

I wonder if Iman has osteoarthritis - those joints look awfully swollen.


25 posted on 02/10/2013 12:11:31 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: equaviator

Years ago I read an article which asked “When is a deformity not a deformity?” It was similar to that “Eye of the Beholder” Twilight Zone episode.

One picture showed modern toes bent inwards and compared it to a foot of a Roman soldier, who like others of his time, all wore sandals. It was straight as an arrow. Ergo, since most everybody wore shoes nowadays, that cramped deformity was now normal.

In the ‘70s, I remember going through a Williamsburg cobbler’s shop and the guy was bitching about the new “crooked” shoes then coming out. No more “straight” shoes that could be swapped when the heels wore down - and besides the new ones deformed peoples’ feet. Boy was he pist! :-)


26 posted on 02/10/2013 12:26:07 PM PST by Oatka (This is America. Assimilate or evaporate.)
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To: equaviator

I think we should let an expert be the judge of this. Does Dick Morris have an account on here? Is there a “shrimper” ping list? :)


27 posted on 02/10/2013 9:44:38 PM PST by beaversmom
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To: equaviator

In most cases this list sure has a loose definition of “pretty faces”. Sarah Jessica Parker starring as Mrs. Ed.


28 posted on 02/10/2013 9:54:44 PM PST by catfish1957 (My dream for hope and change is to see the punk POTUS in prison for treason)
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To: Chode

“You’ve come a long way, baby”. Yeah, a very long way...in the wrong direction!


29 posted on 02/11/2013 2:22:08 AM PST by equaviator
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To: equaviator
what's next, binding their feet???
30 posted on 02/11/2013 6:23:02 AM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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