karl rove is sitting several tables over

me

[Abbeville Conservative]

Rove is sitting several tables over from me. Anything you want me to say to the a-hole? lol

[ConservativeMan55]

LOL!

[krb]

Is he in a public situation, or is he trying to enjoy some private time with his family?

[cripplecreek]

Fart when you walk by.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Ask him if he is going to come to Rubio’s defense over the sip of water like he did Bush over the Bush lied, people died accusations

[OneWingedShark]

How about "Why do you hate your country enough to endorse the likes of Romney?"

[exit82]

Take your forefinger and thumb and make the “L” sign for loser.

Tell him thanks for giving us Obama——TWICE!

[GeronL]

What an opportunity, lol.

[Abbeville Conservative]

Looks like a business meeting

[Ouchthatonehurt]

Yeah!
Wait to see what he picks off the menu and then be sure to order something different for yourself.
Whatever he gets will no doubt look decent enough, but have no flavor, and give you an upset stomach later.

[loungitude]

Why don’t you lead with “Hey, Carl you’re an ahole!”? Then tell us what happens.

[TaMoDee]

“Will you pick up my bill?”

[Trueblackman]

Tell the Fat F**k, “If he can’t even beat Obama then how the heck does he expect to beat us in the Tea Party?”

[GeronL]

Do the “L” sign and tell him it’s from the Freepers

[Dysart]

Say nothing. Hand him your check.

[The Cajun]

Anything you want me to say to the a-hole? lol

Nothing that won't get you arrested :)

[Berlin_Freeper]

LoL!

Around Rove that would actually be like air-freshener.

[Ouchthatonehurt]

Looks like a business meeting.

Monkey business.

[GeronL]

I guess he is raising funds to defeat those pesky “far right” Republicans

[Caipirabob]

Order him a fine cup of hot tea. Ask the waiter to bring it to his table with the compliments of the tea party and an invite to “suck it down”. I can dream. Cheers to you for not projectile vomiting at the rino. Try to enjoy your meal.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Plotting the destruction of the Tea Party.

[freekitty]

ROTFLOL

[samadams2000]

Tell him the founding fathers want to know why he’s never had a real job.

[SecondAmendment]

Don’t give out your coordinates, otherwise a drone may start orbiting the establishment you are at ...

[Perdogg]

Be respectful. I used to work in retail. One day my liberal US Congressman came in with his wife and semi-beautiful daughter; I was respectful.

[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

"Order him a fine cup of hot tea. Ask the waiter to bring it to his table with the compliments of the tea party and an invite to “suck it down”. I can dream. Cheers to you for not projectile vomiting at the rino. Try to enjoy your meal."

The cleverest and classiest recommendation so far. I 2nd it.

[GeronL]

No... with a note that says:

“Courtesy of the TEA Party. Please blow it before you suck it down. Enjoy”

[old and tired]

I like the tea idea. Send him over a cup and invite him to join the party.

[Batman11]

Walk by his table and say loud enough for him to hear: “He really does look like Porky Pig!”

[DManA]

If he chokes on a chicken bone it is your moral duty to give him the Heimlich maneuver.

If fat Karl keels over from a heart attack you are not morally obligated to give him mouth to mouth.

[Trod Upon]

Ask him if he’s ever considered another line of work, because God seems to be giving him some not-so-subtle hints.

[Abbeville Conservative]

Done!! LOL

[Joe 6-pack]

"One day my liberal US Congressman came in with his wife and semi-beautiful daughter; I was respectful."

I would have been respectful under those circumstances because a sitting congressman ostensibly represents people of the district who elected him.

Nobody voted for Rove. Personally, I like the idea of sending him a complimentary cup of piping hot tea.

[EternalVigilance]

Ask him why the President of the United States called him “Turd Blossom.”

[Abbeville Conservative]

Done!! LOL

[KevinB]

...and semi-beautiful daughter

Well that explains it! :-)

[Kommodor]

Ask for straws.

Take a straw’s ends between thumb and index finger of each hand and spin until highly pressurized.

Have someone else snap the straw with the nail of their index finger.

Observe.

[OKRA2012]

Is that what you drink as a Republican to make yourself feel better?

[bmwcyle]

Trip and spill a bloody mary.

[Josa]

Yes, the cup of TEA says it all

[Nachum]

Ask him if he has a copy of his book....

they ran out of toilet paper in the restaurant.

[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

Although the tea idea is very clever, I would not suggest actually doing it or making contact with the guy in any other way. I was once in a position to give Deval Patrick a piece of my mind but in the end just left him alone.

[Revolting cat!]

Ask him if he wants you to sign an autograph for him!

[null and void]

Just call him a magnificent bastard.

[Abbeville Conservative]

Crap!! The waiter won’t do it.

[mrsmith]

Outstanding!

[US_MilitaryRules]

You must have a gov job to be able to eat where he eats! lol

[sauropod]

Tell that son of a bitch that I will NEVER forgive him for what he did to Christine O’Donnell on the night of her primary win!

[Revolting cat!]

Yes, the tea idea is excellent. Send him a cuppa tea with a note it’s from the Donner Party!

[null and void]

Try a different waiter?