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1 posted on 02/13/2013 6:27:55 PM PST by Abbeville Conservative
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To: Abbeville Conservative

LOL!


2 posted on 02/13/2013 6:30:06 PM PST by ConservativeMan55
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Is he in a public situation, or is he trying to enjoy some private time with his family?


3 posted on 02/13/2013 6:30:06 PM PST by krb (Obama is a miserable failure.)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Fart when you walk by.


4 posted on 02/13/2013 6:30:15 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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Ask him if he is going to come to Rubio’s defense over the sip of water like he did Bush over the Bush lied, people died accusations


5 posted on 02/13/2013 6:30:46 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Hope and Change has become Attack and Obfuscate.)
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To: Abbeville Conservative
How about "Why do you hate your country enough to endorse the likes of Romney?"
6 posted on 02/13/2013 6:30:46 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Take your forefinger and thumb and make the “L” sign for loser.

Tell him thanks for giving us Obama——TWICE!


7 posted on 02/13/2013 6:31:20 PM PST by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

What an opportunity, lol.


8 posted on 02/13/2013 6:31:28 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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Yeah!
Wait to see what he picks off the menu and then be sure to order something different for yourself.
Whatever he gets will no doubt look decent enough, but have no flavor, and give you an upset stomach later.


10 posted on 02/13/2013 6:31:39 PM PST by Ouchthatonehurt
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Why don’t you lead with “Hey, Carl you’re an ahole!”? Then tell us what happens.


11 posted on 02/13/2013 6:31:58 PM PST by loungitude (The truth hurts.)
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“Will you pick up my bill?”


12 posted on 02/13/2013 6:32:37 PM PST by TaMoDee ( Lassez les bons temps rouler dans les 2013! Geaux, Pack, Geaux!)
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Tell the Fat F**k, “If he can’t even beat Obama then how the heck does he expect to beat us in the Tea Party?”


13 posted on 02/13/2013 6:32:54 PM PST by Trueblackman (As a Conservative, I am proud to be on the Obama's enemy list and on the right side of history..)
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Say nothing. Hand him your check.


15 posted on 02/13/2013 6:33:09 PM PST by Dysart
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Anything you want me to say to the a-hole? lol

Nothing that won't get you arrested :)

16 posted on 02/13/2013 6:33:47 PM PST by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin......Nuff said.)
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Order him a fine cup of hot tea. Ask the waiter to bring it to his table with the compliments of the tea party and an invite to “suck it down”. I can dream. Cheers to you for not projectile vomiting at the rino. Try to enjoy your meal.


20 posted on 02/13/2013 6:36:01 PM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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Tell him the founding fathers want to know why he’s never had a real job.


23 posted on 02/13/2013 6:38:00 PM PST by samadams2000 (Someone important make......The Call!)
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Don’t give out your coordinates, otherwise a drone may start orbiting the establishment you are at ...


24 posted on 02/13/2013 6:38:26 PM PST by SecondAmendment (Restoring our Republic at 9.8357x10^8 FPS)
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Be respectful. I used to work in retail. One day my liberal US Congressman came in with his wife and semi-beautiful daughter; I was respectful.


25 posted on 02/13/2013 6:39:43 PM PST by Perdogg (Mark Levin - It's called the Bill of Rights not Bill of Needs)
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I like the tea idea. Send him over a cup and invite him to join the party.


28 posted on 02/13/2013 6:40:45 PM PST by old and tired
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Walk by his table and say loud enough for him to hear: “He really does look like Porky Pig!”


29 posted on 02/13/2013 6:40:51 PM PST by Batman11 (We came for the chicken sandwiches and a Sweet Tea Party broke out!)
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If he chokes on a chicken bone it is your moral duty to give him the Heimlich maneuver.

If fat Karl keels over from a heart attack you are not morally obligated to give him mouth to mouth.


30 posted on 02/13/2013 6:40:57 PM PST by DManA
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