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Prime Minister Stephen Harper Will Never Let Canada Become A Safe Haven For Zombies Says John Baird
Ottawa Citizen ^ | February 13, 2013 | David Pugliese

Posted on 02/13/2013 8:50:11 PM PST by DogByte6RER

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Prime Minister Stephen Harper Will Never Let Canada Become A Safe Haven For Zombies Says John Baird

The NDP’s Pat Martin raised the question Tuesday about how the government was prepared for an attack from zombies and he actually got an answer.

“I rise today to salute the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta and the province of Quebec for putting in place emergency measures to deal with the possibility of an invasion of zombies,” Martin said. “I do not need to tell you, Mr. Speaker, that zombies do not recognize borders and that a zombie invasion in the United States could easily turn into a continent wide pandemic if it is not contained.”

He continued: “On behalf of concerned Canadians everywhere, I want to ask the Minister of Foreign Affairs – is he working with his American counterparts to develop an international zombie strategy, so that a zombie invasion does not turn into a zombie apocalypse?

Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird replied: “I want to assure the member and all Canadians that I am dead-icated to ensuring that this never happens. I want to say categorically to this member and through him to all Canadians that under the leadership of this Prime Minister Canada will never become a safe haven for zombies, ever.”


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous; Science; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: atlanta; bordercontrol; canada; cdc; napl; obamazombies; quebec; safehaven; stephenharper; undead; walkingdead; worldwarz; zday; zombie; zombieapocalypse; zombies
Zombies Canada had better beef up its southern border security ... we're swamped with them down here in the U.S.!
1 posted on 02/13/2013 8:50:21 PM PST by DogByte6RER
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To: DogByte6RER

I wish Stephen Harper were our President. Obama actually encourages zombies to take refuge in the US.


2 posted on 02/13/2013 8:59:30 PM PST by Hoodat ("As for God, His way is perfect" - Psalm 18:30)
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FREAKEMACINE ZOMBIEWALK Pictures, Images and Photos The first border jumper into Canada ...
3 posted on 02/13/2013 9:00:17 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER; RandallFlagg

Oh Noes!


4 posted on 02/13/2013 9:02:22 PM PST by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Harper recognizes a threat when he see’s one.


5 posted on 02/13/2013 9:03:04 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: DogByte6RER
Miami Zombie Prank
6 posted on 02/13/2013 9:06:29 PM PST by Hoodat ("As for God, His way is perfect" - Psalm 18:30)
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To: DogByte6RER

Yeah, sure. But if you let them build one mosque, er, crypt, you have already lost because they replicate.


7 posted on 02/13/2013 9:06:40 PM PST by MestaMachine (Sometimes the smartest man in the room is standing in the midst of imbeciles.)
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To: martin_fierro

Get Over Here...


8 posted on 02/13/2013 9:24:17 PM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: DogByte6RER

9 posted on 02/13/2013 9:27:41 PM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: DogByte6RER

Vietnam War...HELLO Canada? Zombies invaded you a long time ago.


10 posted on 02/13/2013 9:29:19 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: DogByte6RER

I don’t think zombies would last in Canada. They would be frozen stiff(s).


11 posted on 02/13/2013 10:41:19 PM PST by married21
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To: DogByte6RER

I was in the Calgary area with the wife for about four days in 2011, and I can truthfully say zombies caused us very few problems. They forced us to put gravy on our french fries, but that was about it.


12 posted on 02/14/2013 4:22:26 AM PST by driftless2
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To: DogByte6RER

{singing:} “Oh, Can-I-die?
My human-ate-of land...”

If the zombies killed a Canadian cop and hung the head on a wall, would it be a Royal Canadian mounted police?


13 posted on 02/14/2013 6:37:32 AM PST by Chad N. Freud (FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
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To: 21stCenturion; 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; ...
INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH
HUMOR

>> PING <<
No amateurs, please.
Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
The List of Ping Lists

14 posted on 02/14/2013 6:40:43 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Old Sarge
Why didn't you ping me to this thread? You know I have the solution to ward off ZOMBIES. Just sprinkle broccoli around your house - no one likes that, not even ZOMBIES. They will go somewhere else, like your neighbors.
15 posted on 02/14/2013 8:41:53 PM PST by Marcella (Prepping can save your life today. Going Galt is freedom.)
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To: Marcella

A small but fixable oversight, darlin’...


16 posted on 02/15/2013 5:12:06 AM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: DogByte6RER

Too cold for zombies up there, isn’t it?


17 posted on 02/15/2013 5:14:48 AM PST by Yardstick
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To: martin_fierro; Squawk 8888; Darksheare

Thanks for the ping Martin.
I’m still glad you’re not dead. :-)


18 posted on 02/15/2013 4:08:06 PM PST by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: DogByte6RER; Slings and Arrows; Clive; exg; Alberta's Child; albertabound; AntiKev; backhoe; ...
To all- please ping me to Canadian topics.

Canada Non-Ping!

19 posted on 02/15/2013 4:19:17 PM PST by Squawk 8888 (True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)
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To: Squawk 8888; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
The Canadian zombies are the polite ones.


20 posted on 02/15/2013 8:49:20 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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22 posted on 02/15/2013 11:19:31 PM PST by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: Daffynition

Sign has a point.


23 posted on 02/15/2013 11:36:05 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

24 posted on 02/16/2013 1:07:39 AM PST by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: Daffynition

Inform the Prime Minister!


25 posted on 02/16/2013 1:17:17 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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