Skip to comments.Pickup Lines for the Ultimate Dave Ramsey Fan
Posted on 02/14/2013 11:44:30 AM PST by CSM
Our Valentine's Day tradition continues
There are quite a few things in life that are more foolish and desperate than using the Dave Ramsey pickup lines to woo someonetaking an interest-only mortgage, going within 50 feet of a payday loan store, and buying lotto tickets, just to name a few.
But while all of these actions are avoidable, February 14 is not. And if its Valentines Day, it must be time for Dave Ramsey pickup lines, that is. So without further ado, here they are: the sixth-annual list of Dave Ramsey pickup lines.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, Id be on Baby Step 7.
Id love to change my family tree. How about we make one?
I spent $25,000 on Sallie Mae, so just imagine how much Id spend on you.
Do you have term life insurance? Because youre drop-dead gorgeous!
Im making out my will, and I want to list you as a beneficiary. Ill need your phone number.
Forget the paid-off mortgageto me, you look like the status symbol of choice.
When I saw you, my jaw dropped like the value of a new car.
Youre finer than the print on my payday loan statement.
I will now look for no one else because you look like no one else.
Hehe, have some fun my fellow Dave Fans.....
Hey ladies, if you want a secure nest, you can’t get any more secure than a Dave Fan in baby step 7!
Dave Ramsey Fan ping.
That there would work. Cocky / Funny.
I had to go back and dig a bit, but I found my favorite one!
“On a scale of 350-850, Im a Zero!”
The federal government controls and harasses us like we’re an abused lover in a forced marriage. —not a Dave quote but by moi.
We’re all massochists now!
I didn’t read them all but how about:
“You had me at your 760 FICO Score.” *SMIRK*
“I will now look for no one else because you look like no one else.”
Brilliant! I can’t TELL you what an ‘asset’ it is to be with a man who shares my philosophy about money! Finally! After that financial train wreck I was married to, it’s like night and day! Never. Again. I mean it. Someone shoot me if I stray off course.
Did I tell you my truck is paid off? That extra $160.00 a month now goes on the principle of my mortgage. I’m gettin’ ‘er DONE! (I also have an emergency fund - which could always be bigger, of course!)
How about this one: “Hey, Baby - nice assets!” LOL!
I don’t normally pay high interest, but with your inherent assets I’d love to add you to my portfolio.
I qualify for Obama’s 1%, but as fine as you are you must qualify for everyone’s.
Is that a wad of shredded credit cards in your pocket or are you just glad to see me ?
“I’ve got $9 for this date because that’s what’s in my budget for the month after I pay my bills and tuition. It doesn’t sound like much, but it’s what will let me finish college debt free.” True statement for a date at Arby’s, and the guy I married.
Run this by your security gland - good income, debt free, lots of security.
Don’t sing, “I will survive”. I can provide. And together, we’ll thrive.
Would you like to learn about personal finance at a Dave Ramsey FPU class? My treat.
Between being a DR fan and being a FReeper, you are a wonderful catch and you deserve a man that makes you happy. I’m so glad that you have been able to find one!
“Nice assets,” indeed!
Hey babe, do you want to live like no one else now so we can live like no one else later, together?
Thanks! ‘Bout time, Eh? LOL!
You make my heart beat with Gazelle intensity.