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Uproar After School Checks Kids' Pants for Poop
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| 02/15/2013
| By Mark Russell, Newser Staff
Posted on 02/15/2013 9:23:44 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: layman
I’d have given you an A if you could whiz on the chalkboard and write your name.
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posted on
02/15/2013 11:00:40 AM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: layman
In first grade I asked the teacher 3 times to let me go to the restroom. She refused saying I could wait until recess. I swear I pissed my pants and didn’t even realize it though I did feel some water under my shoe and wondered where it came from. She came over and whispered “Do you need to go to the restroom?”
I said “No”.
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posted on
02/15/2013 11:13:23 AM PST
by
Terry Mross
(How long before America is gone?)
To: Responsibility2nd
Too bad the school nurse came up empty handed.
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posted on
02/15/2013 11:15:51 AM PST
by
Dixie Yooper
(Ephesians 6:11)
To: Responsibility2nd
Something about this story stinks.
44
posted on
02/15/2013 11:27:16 AM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Here once the embattled farmers stood... And fired the shot heard round the world.)
To: Responsibility2nd
C'mon, they couldn't find the kid because it wasn't any of them. It was the new transfer student -
Mr. Hanky
45
posted on
02/15/2013 11:33:03 AM PST
by
MomwithHope
(Buy and read Ameritopia by Mark Levin!)
To: SeminoleCounty
The girls gym teacher from Porkys must be running that schoolI think you speak of Coach Beulah Balbricker.
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posted on
02/15/2013 11:35:20 AM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Here once the embattled farmers stood... And fired the shot heard round the world.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Who keeps giving these kids civil rights? They don't have any!
They have no rights to privacy in school. We look in their lockers and cars all the time. If they are on private property, they are subject to inspection. This is why they can't drink or smoke or get married, or drive a car. We can legally discriminate against them. They have individual rights when they reach "majority". Until then, they are pawns in the system.
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posted on
02/15/2013 11:41:42 AM PST
by
chuckles
To: blueunicorn6
Id have given you an A if you could whiz on the chalkboard and write your name.Mr. President I have good news and bad news. The urine is the Vice Presidents, but the handwriting's your wife's.
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posted on
02/15/2013 12:04:14 PM PST
by
verga
(A nation divided by Zero!)
To: Fresh Wind
To be fair, they should check all the teachers' butts too. Bingo! I'd bet money it's some teacher with a scat fetish before I'd suspect some poor 4th-grader...
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posted on
02/15/2013 12:10:03 PM PST
by
jonno
(Having an opinion is not the same as having the answer...)
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
02/15/2013 12:13:05 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
02/15/2013 12:14:16 PM PST
by
PLMerite
(Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
To: Responsibility2nd
Captain Underpants to the rescue.
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posted on
02/15/2013 12:15:01 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Fresh Wind
To be fair, they should check all the teachers' butts too. That's no joke. We had a "mystery crapper" on my last USS Eisenhower (CVN-69) cruise. Used to sneak into our berthing shower stalls late at night and take a dump. Someone finally busted him and he cried that he must've been sleepwalking. A full-grown adult.
Five months into an eight month cruise, previously normal people can start getting really, really weird.
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posted on
02/15/2013 12:19:03 PM PST
by
Drew68
To: dfwgator
Instead of checking their pants we can put hoods over their heads.
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posted on
02/15/2013 12:20:52 PM PST
by
stbdside
To: Responsibility2nd
In HS we had a “Mad Crapper” who would leave notes on walls in various restrooms, apparently using a turd as a writing instrument.
Messages like “The Mad Crapper Strikes” or “You’ll Never Catch Me”. Drove the principal insane.
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posted on
02/15/2013 12:24:44 PM PST
by
fattigermaster
(When tigers hunt, the jackals profit...when tigers sleep, the jackals rule.)
To: Responsibility2nd
One little demon was caught letting go in the local YMCA pool. The only way they caught him is because he forgot that he was the only one in the shallow end of the pool that time, and it was a floater.
He was just too lazy to get out and walk to the rest room.
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posted on
02/15/2013 12:36:45 PM PST
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: USMCPOP
Maybe they were just little Obama dolls. Shame on you!
(HAHAHAHA!)
Shame on you!
(HAHAHAHA!)
Shame shame shame!
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
To: Resolute Conservative
Maybe Al Roker was visiting the school.
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posted on
02/15/2013 1:43:02 PM PST
by
rightwingintelligentsia
(Truth/Lies; Liberty/Tyranny--WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE??)
To: Responsibility2nd
Poop?
You mean the guy from that improv show?
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posted on
02/15/2013 1:47:34 PM PST
by
x
To: Responsibility2nd
LOL. Principal - Please, can we call it a tallywacker?
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posted on
02/15/2013 2:28:45 PM PST
by
Darren McCarty
(If most people were more than keyboard warriors, we might have won the election)
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