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DIA Parking Lots Consider Measures To Stop Bunnies From Attacking Cars
KCNC-TV CBS Channel 4 Denver ^ | February 14, 2013

Posted on 02/17/2013 2:15:23 PM PST by EveningStar

It’s a problem that plagues passengers who park at Denver International Airport- bunnies are causing hundreds and sometimes thousands of dollars in damage to cars.

The rabbits eat the wires under the hood.

(Excerpt) Read more at denver.cbslocal.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: airport; bunnies; denver; rabbits

1 posted on 02/17/2013 2:15:29 PM PST by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

Used to chase them bunnies....big suckers.


2 posted on 02/17/2013 2:16:32 PM PST by gundog (Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

ping


3 posted on 02/17/2013 2:16:44 PM PST by EveningStar ("What color is the sky in your world?" -- Frasier Crane)
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To: EveningStar

I knew the Denver Airport housed a big conspiracy. It seems they are the headquarters for the Hare Club for Men.

Explains all the weird paintings.


4 posted on 02/17/2013 2:17:24 PM PST by mnehring
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To: EveningStar

bunnies

*snicker*

did anyone else think of Jimmy Carter?

I also thought of the rabbits hanging about in the Dallas Heritage Village, harmless furballs.


5 posted on 02/17/2013 2:19:45 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: EveningStar

Release some of them wolves....


6 posted on 02/17/2013 2:19:55 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: EveningStar

“That’s no ordinary rabbit.”


7 posted on 02/17/2013 2:22:00 PM PST by ConjunctionJunction
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To: gundog
Night of the Lepus
8 posted on 02/17/2013 2:23:44 PM PST by EveningStar ("What color is the sky in your world?" -- Frasier Crane)
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To: Darksheare
We do not want to hear a denial from you on this one.

We KNOW it really IS your fault this time.

(Not sure about the how, but we are certain about the that)...

9 posted on 02/17/2013 2:25:37 PM PST by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Don't enable tyranny.)
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To: EveningStar

I have no idea what you’re talking about but it’s time for a picture of a bunny at DIA with a car on his head.


10 posted on 02/17/2013 2:32:16 PM PST by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: EveningStar

Hassenpfeffer


11 posted on 02/17/2013 2:32:55 PM PST by dainbramaged (Joe McCarthy was right.)
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To: EveningStar

Cats.


12 posted on 02/17/2013 2:36:13 PM PST by HereInTheHeartland (Lawyers have caused thousands of times more destruction to our nation than have guns)
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To: EveningStar

This wasn’t a problem until they changed wire coating to something that is soy based. You make a car part out of food and animals eat it. What a shock!


13 posted on 02/17/2013 2:37:07 PM PST by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: EveningStar

The problem with these cars is the wiring harnesses have their insulation made out of soy so they can be considered more environmenally green.


14 posted on 02/17/2013 2:37:20 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: EveningStar

OK, not THAT big.


15 posted on 02/17/2013 2:39:57 PM PST by gundog (Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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To: EveningStar

Didn’t know there was a Playboy club in DIA.


16 posted on 02/17/2013 2:41:52 PM PST by 353FMG ( I refuse to specify whether I am serious or sarcastic -- I respect FReepers too much.)
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To: EveningStar

Bring in some eagles to hunt down the rabbits. Only danger they pose to cars is if they poop on them. Of course, they might try to carry off a small child or pet dog, but that’s when you bring in the poison gorillas to get the eagle problem under control - according to the Simpsons, anyway.


17 posted on 02/17/2013 2:50:10 PM PST by AnotherUnixGeek
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To: Jack Hydrazine

“The problem with these cars is the wiring harnesses have their insulation made out of soy so they can be considered more environmenally green”

I hope the rabbits destroy every damn one of them!


18 posted on 02/17/2013 3:03:30 PM PST by dalereed
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To: EveningStar

O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade, that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits... in Thy mercy...


19 posted on 02/17/2013 3:03:44 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
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To: EveningStar

Death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth!


20 posted on 02/17/2013 3:40:30 PM PST by RansomOttawa (tm)
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To: EveningStar

Banana rats did that in Gitmo. Folks put pans of antifreeze under cars to kill them.


21 posted on 02/17/2013 3:45:25 PM PST by gitmo ( If your theology doesn't become your biography it's useless.)
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To: Darksheare

DARKSHEARE!!! You cannot say this isn’t your fault. We let you disclaim the meteorite thing, but this is TOO obvious.


22 posted on 02/17/2013 4:07:02 PM PST by Tax-chick (Oh, what's the point?)
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To: EveningStar

Hare spray.


23 posted on 02/17/2013 4:12:21 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: AnotherUnixGeek

Eagles (other than the F-15 variety) are probably not a good idea around an airport. Wolves or coyotes, maybe even foxes? Of course, you start with bunnies and foxes around the airport and the jokes will be non-stop.


24 posted on 02/17/2013 4:13:59 PM PST by ThunderSleeps (Stop obarma now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: EveningStar

Bounce Fabric Softener sheets work on rats—might be same for wabbits. Google rats,Bounce to see all of the articles.


25 posted on 02/17/2013 5:05:53 PM PST by Mark (For the first time in my life, I'm no longer proud of my country.)
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To: EveningStar
Nothing that a little sylvatic plague couldn't handle.
26 posted on 02/17/2013 5:11:55 PM PST by vetvetdoug
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To: EveningStar

Is there a fox and coyote shortage up there or something?


27 posted on 02/17/2013 5:18:58 PM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: EveningStar; All

I was actually thinking Playboy bunnies attacking cars. A bit more surreal, but much more entertaining to the mind’s eye.


28 posted on 02/17/2013 5:24:32 PM PST by 60Gunner (Fight with your head high, or grovel with your head low.)
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To: All

The pesky rabbits - aka “food” to most other species in S. AZ - also like to stay warm cuddling up to the radiator of our SUV.

We have killed two by starting the car. One got stuck in the fan blades and made the engine run really rough. The other stayed in the radiator shroud and was discovered three days later by the smell.

It’s those &*^%$! pack rats that eat our car wiring, not the bunny rabbits....:^)


29 posted on 02/17/2013 5:27:08 PM PST by az_gila
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To: EveningStar

“SCREEEEEEECH (fingernails on blackboard). So you’ve got yourselves a rabbit problem, eh? Well I was on that Winnebago that broke down outside Salt Lake City International. Five of us went into the median. We was on a secret mission to deliver the beer. Communications blackout. At first, the little bunnies would come up just for a look. But then they started attacking! We threw carrots at them and told them we love Bugs Bunny. But they kept coming. Five went into the median...only one comes out. Now I can catch these bunnies for you. I have the equipment and the experience. All I needs now, is your money har har har!”

From the novel FLUFFYTAILS


30 posted on 02/17/2013 6:48:48 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

Just put a scuba tank under the cars and shoot it.


31 posted on 02/17/2013 6:50:01 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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