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Woman Accused Of Practicing Yoga In The Buff At West Covina Park
CBSLA.com ^ | February 17, 2013 2:45 PM

Posted on 02/17/2013 7:27:17 PM PST by BenLurkin

The San Gabriel Valley Tribune reported that the incident occurred at Cortez park on South Citrus Avenue.

According to the newspaper, police say the woman was clothed when she arrived at the park.

She allegedly then stripped nude and began practicing yoga.

No further information was available.


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I think that means no pics boys.

1 posted on 02/17/2013 7:27:21 PM PST by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

Why are so many people insane these days?


2 posted on 02/17/2013 7:30:26 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: BenLurkin

She’s obviously liberal and probably butt ugly.


3 posted on 02/17/2013 7:31:28 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: BenLurkin
I had an 84 year old female tenant, at one of my buildings, call me and tell me that a young man (also a tenant) was sunbathing in the nude near her apartment.

She exclaimed that he'd been doing it for 2 weeks. I asked why she waited to call. She stated that she finally got bored.

4 posted on 02/17/2013 7:32:13 PM PST by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: GeronL
Why are so many people insane these days?

Because its celebrated and encouraged.

My asexual cousin's lesbian roommate just lost her job because she got caught stealing from work to pay a vet to have her cat fixed. She thinks it was an entirely reasonable thing to do since she spent all her money going to these fantasy dress up conventions.
5 posted on 02/17/2013 7:36:46 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: BenLurkin; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
...that means no pics boys.

False!

6 posted on 02/17/2013 7:38:14 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: cripplecreek

HAHAHAHA Which one did she go to?


7 posted on 02/17/2013 7:39:15 PM PST by miliantnutcase
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To: cripplecreek

OK.. but now I have the “asexual cousin’s lesbian roommate” stuck in my head, probably not a good name for a rockband


8 posted on 02/17/2013 7:40:38 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Revolting cat!

Once seen it can not be unseen!


9 posted on 02/17/2013 7:40:52 PM PST by SubMareener (Save us from Quarterly Freepathons! Become a MONTHLY DONOR!)
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To: miliantnutcase

I don’t know. They’re into that cosplay crap.


10 posted on 02/17/2013 7:42:29 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Revolting cat!

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/submitted/jerome_brown_letsgo.mp3


11 posted on 02/17/2013 7:44:39 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: GeronL

They live in Kalamazoo, what can I say.

K-zoo aspires to be Ann Arbor when they grow up.


12 posted on 02/17/2013 7:47:06 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Revolting cat!

I looked at the URL and didn’t click. Not this time, Moriarty.


13 posted on 02/17/2013 7:48:23 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Good call.


14 posted on 02/17/2013 7:50:57 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: BenLurkin

I assume overweight and fugly. Who else would attention whore like that?


15 posted on 02/17/2013 7:52:39 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: cripplecreek

Kalamazoo or Timbuktu

just as crazy probably


16 posted on 02/17/2013 7:54:06 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: BenLurkin

“If the people don’t want to come out to the park, nobody’s going to stop them.”


17 posted on 02/17/2013 7:56:20 PM PST by mikrofon (Oh, yog-A ...)
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To: BenLurkin
some_text
18 posted on 02/17/2013 7:59:25 PM PST by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
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To: Revolting cat!

That’s just revolting. :-)


19 posted on 02/17/2013 8:01:50 PM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Superciliousness is the essence of Obama)
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To: Revolting cat!

Now I wish I was asexual. Thanks a lot!


20 posted on 02/17/2013 8:01:53 PM PST by Defiant (If there are infinite parallel universes, why Lord, am I living in the one with Obama as President?)
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To: BenLurkin; Slings and Arrows
There is a whole official branch of yoga.


21 posted on 02/17/2013 8:02:15 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: BenLurkin

Pictures? Be careful what you ask for. Have you ever seen the aging flower power types that live in Covina?

Nightmaresville.


22 posted on 02/17/2013 8:09:49 PM PST by PeaceBeWithYou (De Oppresso Liber! (50 million and counting in Afghanistan and Iraq))
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To: PeaceBeWithYou

Tai Chi is more fun to watch-more form.


23 posted on 02/17/2013 8:12:07 PM PST by DIRTYSECRET
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To: Revolting cat!

A voice in her head told her to do Yoga on the bluff and she thought it told her to do Yoga in the buff.


24 posted on 02/17/2013 8:42:43 PM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: mikrofon
“If the people don’t want to come out to the park, nobody’s going to stop them.”

That Yogi Berra was a hoot.

25 posted on 02/17/2013 8:45:04 PM PST by dznutz
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To: Revolting cat!

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/goldberg.wav


26 posted on 02/17/2013 8:51:12 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Revolting cat!

You’re a cruel one, mate. :-)


27 posted on 02/17/2013 8:57:24 PM PST by bicyclerepair (Zombies Eat Brains. Half of FL is safe.)
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To: GeronL; cripplecreek; LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
OK.. but now I have the “asexual cousin’s lesbian roommate” stuck in my head, probably not a good name for a rockband

It wouldn't make as good a screen name as LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

28 posted on 02/17/2013 9:08:00 PM PST by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Don't enable tyranny.)
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To: PeaceBeWithYou
Have you ever seen the aging flower power types that live in Covina?

I'm so afraid it just might be my college girlfriend's mom that I daren't click to find out her name.

29 posted on 02/17/2013 9:15:16 PM PST by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Don't enable tyranny.)
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To: cripplecreek

I just had an ugly flashback to the fat, cross-eyed, Norwegian stripper from the other night. So I’ll settle for revolting cat’s artist depiction.


30 posted on 02/17/2013 9:28:32 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: GeronL

What is an ‘’asexual’’ person doing with a lesbian roommate? Just a living arrangement I suppose? I dunno though... kinda sounds like, Q:”Sex anyone? A: ‘’Ah, I don’t think so but I doubt it’’.


31 posted on 02/17/2013 10:18:36 PM PST by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: jmacusa

lol


32 posted on 02/17/2013 10:22:32 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Revolting cat!

You should banned for that!!!

Eye wash station, where’s the eye wash station?


33 posted on 02/18/2013 12:15:58 AM PST by Islander7 (There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda)
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To: BenLurkin

I’ve danced at Cortez Park many times. It’s been decades and the memory is foggy but we did wear clothes I believe.


34 posted on 02/18/2013 12:45:19 AM PST by jimfree (In November 2016 my 12 y/o granddaughter will have more quality exec experience than Barack Obama)
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To: BookmanTheJanitor
She exclaimed that he'd been doing it for 2 weeks. I asked why she waited to call. She stated that she finally got bored.

LOL! That's great!

35 posted on 02/18/2013 2:00:59 AM PST by beaversmom
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To: BenLurkin

36 posted on 02/18/2013 2:04:11 AM PST by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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