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[Police Constable] Peach gives statement – only problem is, it’s a dog
Metro [UK] ^ | 2/18/13 | Jimmy Nsubuga

Posted on 02/22/2013 11:25:34 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

West Midlands Police could be in the doghouse after someone from the force filled out a form in the guise of one of their police dogs, Peach.

The faux statement was brief and said: ‘I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach.’

It also came complete with a ‘signature’ from the Alsatian, which was a print of its paw.

It was reportedly written in response to a barrage of requests from the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) for an account from PC Peach on a matter, the Daily Mail reports.

Officers are said to have become frustrated after they continually told the law service Peach was a dog but were not listened to.

But it seems the joke report may have consequences as the force is now being looked at.

‘The matter will be investigated,’ DCI Julian Harper, from West Midlands Police, told Huffington Post UK.

‘The Professional Standards Department are looking into this, early enquiries suggest it is a light-hearted exchange as a result of a misunderstanding around a police dog and a police officer.’


TOPICS: Local News; Pets/Animals; Society
KEYWORDS: napl
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To: green pastures

HA HA HA!


21 posted on 02/23/2013 8:19:43 AM PST by left that other site (Worry is the darkroom that developes negatives.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

Impeach Pooch Peach!


22 posted on 02/23/2013 8:20:36 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: ThomasThomas

Actually, it’s dated dd/mm/yy, or February 8, 2013, like most of the rest of the world uses. I really don’t understand the reasoning behind mm/dd/yy.

Then again, the fedgov up here uses yyyy/mm/dd. No rhyme nor reason, it’s just what they do. You also have to use numerical dates (# of days passed, # of days remaining in the year) when filling out purchase orders.


23 posted on 02/23/2013 8:25:06 AM PST by Don W (There is no gun problem, there is a lack of humanity problem!)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Joe 6-pack

Cute story. Tight-[unladylike word] bureaucrats should lighten up!

Thank you for the post and pings, gentlemen.


24 posted on 02/23/2013 10:49:26 AM PST by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

You’re very welcome.


25 posted on 02/23/2013 10:59:59 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Roger_Wildcat

Sorry to hear that— I’m glad someone got involved who took care of it, and now hopefully that person won’t make the same mistake again. But too bad you and your S-IL were the ones who had to go through the stress of that individual’s training....


26 posted on 02/23/2013 11:15:42 AM PST by green pastures (Cynicism-- it's not just for breakfast anymore...)
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To: Slings and Arrows

lolz, that is funny


27 posted on 02/23/2013 5:51:40 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: GeronL

It’s not funny if it’s not true. ;^)


28 posted on 02/23/2013 7:44:25 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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