Skip to comments.How (not) to Milk a Goat
Posted on 02/27/2013 2:46:20 PM PST by nickcarraway
Yesterday evening I tramped on down to the Houston Livestock Show & Rodeo for the annual Celebrity Goat Milking Contest.
This proves not that I am a celebrity far from it but rather that I am a good sport.
The real purpose here is not the milking of goats, but rather a clever way in which the the annual rodeo milks the media for coverage. In this case, it dubs us celebrities and we come to take pictures of cute goats and ourselves.
So heres me and my goat, Skeeter.
Now youre probably wondering about the scientific approach I took when it came to milking a goat. I started with an algorithm. Which is to say I searched Google for How to milk a goat. This video made it look really easy.
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Heckfire, have yall had the muttin’ bustin’ yet? That’s my fave!
Hint: What you hear in the background is GOAT for; "Get me OUTTA here!"