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How (not) to Milk a Goat
Chron ^ | Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Posted on 02/27/2013 2:46:20 PM PST by nickcarraway

Yesterday evening I tramped on down to the Houston Livestock Show & Rodeo for the annual “Celebrity Goat Milking Contest.”

This proves not that I am a celebrity — far from it — but rather that I am a good sport.

The real purpose here is not the milking of goats, but rather a clever way in which the the annual rodeo milks the media for coverage. In this case, it dubs us “celebrities” and we come to take pictures of cute goats and ourselves.

So here’s me and my goat, Skeeter.

Now you’re probably wondering about the scientific approach I took when it came to milking a goat. I started with an algorithm. Which is to say I searched Google for “How to milk a goat.” This video made it look really easy.

It wasn’t.

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TOPICS: Food; Hobbies; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: goat; milk; texas

1 posted on 02/27/2013 2:46:24 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Elsie; goat granny

PING


2 posted on 02/27/2013 4:12:30 PM PST by Tennessee Nana
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To: nickcarraway

Heckfire, have yall had the muttin’ bustin’ yet? That’s my fave!


3 posted on 02/27/2013 7:05:56 PM PST by houeto (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: Tennessee Nana
 “How to milk a goat.” This video made it look really easy.


Hint: What you hear in the background is GOAT for; "Get me OUTTA here!"

4 posted on 02/28/2013 3:27:00 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: houeto

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m61mP3rwIeg


5 posted on 02/28/2013 3:28:40 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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