Posted on 02/28/2013 7:31:33 AM PST by SeekAndFind
The only thing that didn’t work on the show was the WAY TOO LONG Captain Kirk skit. The rest was pretty good.
He didn't SHOW the boobs (although the multi-million-dollar productions did, and numerous webpages catalogue them, and PR firms hyped the movies for public viewing). Maybe someone would show false "offense" at the actresses, who showed their boobs, for money, with full knowledge in advance that their boobs would be seen by as many people as they could induce to see the film.
“No that would be Whoopi Goldberg.”
When was that? I can’t remember. I believe it was the last time I watched the thing.
I just remember South Park showing Whoopi hosting the awards, and the only thing she would say over and over was “Republicans are stupid”, with the crowd laughing every time.
“You can use the word : VAGINA in the title of a play with nary a peep, and not use the word Boobs?”
Anyone beside me wholly fed up with the annual re-run of “Vagina Monologues” in your college campus communities?
Gutfeld’s book is great. I reccommend it to everybody.
watch me expose myself on film to millions of people. me me me me. pay me millions of dollars.
don’t ever comment about me exposing myself for millions of dollars to millions of people. well, only comments i’ll really like.
what would have been extra great was if he snuck in some photos of alec baldwin, bloomberg, biden, mikey moore...into the ‘boobs’ tribute.
and they’re upset we’re not dumb enough to believe their fake outrage.
i believe there’d be a lot of guys laughing. some beaming with a little pride.
Those names came straight from the Ian Fleming books.
Here's to all the losing works of art, from Lincoln to Amour.
To the disappointed actors wondering what they dressed up for.
Now the real performance start, with phony smiles at the ball.
Here's to the losers, bless them all!Here's to nominee Quvenzhané, lift up that little head.
You'll be at the future Oscars, when the rest of us are dead.
You have all Tom Cruise's talent and you're equally as tall!
Here's to the losers, bless them all!Oh, Bradley Cooper! Get your chin off the floor.
Here's your silver lining: You'll do Hangover 4!
And the Best Supporting Actress nominees who lost to Anne Hathaway: Amy Adams, Jacki Weaver, Sally Field and Helen Hunt...
Hathaway took away your Oscars, don't you think that girl's a... dorable?
Notice the rhyme that didn't rhyme?
I did.
-PJ
And here’s the lyrics to ‘We Saw Your Boobs’
(Please don’t show this to your kids, supervise them well )
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We saw your boobs
We saw your boobs
In the movie that we saw, we saw your boobs.
Meryl Streep, we saw your boobs in “Silkwood”
Naomi Watts’ in “Mulholland Drive”
Angelina Jolie, we saw your boobs in “Gia”
They made us feel excited and alive.
Anne Hathaway, we saw your boobs in “Brokeback Mountain”
Halle Berry, we saw them in “Monster’s Ball”
Nicole Kidman in “Eyes Wide Shut”
Marisa Tomei in “The Wrestler,” but
We haven’t seen Jennifer Lawrence’s boobs at all.
We saw your boobs
We saw your boobs
In the movie that we saw, we saw your boobs.
Kristen Stewart, we saw your boobs in “On the Road”
And in “Monster” we saw Charlize Theron’s
Helen Hunt, we saw them in “The Sessions”
And Scarlett Johansson, we saw them on our phones.
Jessica Chastain, we saw your boobs in “Lawless”
Jodie Foster in “The Accused”
Hilary Swank in “Boys Don’t Cry”
Penelope Cruz in “Vanilla Sky.”
And Kate Winslet in “Heavenly Creatures” and “Jude”
And “Hamlet” and “Titanic”
And “Iris” and “Little Children”
And “The Reader”
And whatever you’re shooting right now.
We saw your boobs
We saw your boobs.
-PJ
Hehehehe...
I remember seeing Halle Berry on some show talking about her moving that was out (Monster’s Ball?) and at the end she grasps her breasts with both hands and said something like, “...and you get to see these!”
I’m sure she’s on the list of outraged great American actresses.
Hehehehe...
I remember seeing Halle Berry on some show talking about her movie that was out (Monster’s Ball?) and at the end she grasps her breasts with both hands and said something like, “...and you get to see these!”
I’m sure she’s on the list of outraged great American actresses.
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LOL!
I can’t believe where my mind went when I read your post:
“Halle Berry’s Boobs” is a most excellent tongue twister, say it 3 times rapidly without messing up. LOL!
I bet the web traffic at the Mr. Skin site went bonkers after that number.
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