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How to survive the sequester (it will be worse than Y2K and Climate change both put together)
SOL of course | 2/18/13 | SOL

Posted on 02/28/2013 7:56:18 PM PST by sickoflibs

This really has me terrified. I don't know it our country will survive this. We have about 1 hour before sequester hits the East Coast and most Americans are mostly unaware of it.

We cant fault our President Obama.
He has been traveling around the country speaking in political rallies warning us of the worst if it hits, but they just wont listen. They wont listen!

Only an emergency tax increase bill could save us now and the GOP just wont do it. They don't care. They don't care.

The only thing comparable is how Noah warned of the coming flood and was ignored and most of the human race drowned.
I am worried about the vampires coming out after the military and police are furloughed. And all the mass killers let loose after the power goes off in the prisons and the guards are furloughed.

So what can we do now??

1) Store Bottled water and dry food
2) candles matches and firewood
3) Guns, but please do it safely and wait for the universal background check or you might use it to commit suicide
4) Go in your basement if you have one and hide under a strong table
5) garlic to hold off the vampires
6) A floatation device in case the tidal wave floods your basement.
7) If you have a car with gas flee Maryland, DC and Northern Va right now, as Sequester will hit that area the hardest.

Good luck and good bless, I have loved you all even the ones who cursed me. By the way, why don't you last group stay behind?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: doomsday; movedthread; obamatheseer; sequester; sequestration; stillalive; thisisbreakingnews; thisisfrontpagenews; wearedoomed
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We are all going to die.
1 posted on 02/28/2013 7:56:32 PM PST by sickoflibs
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To: sickoflibs

It’s worse than that I’m afraid.


2 posted on 02/28/2013 7:57:27 PM PST by RC one (.From My Cold Dead Hands.)
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To: sickoflibs

Not to worry.....the Obamaphones will NOT be cut!


3 posted on 02/28/2013 7:59:13 PM PST by traditional1 (Amerika.....Providing public housing for the Mulatto Messiah)
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To: sickoflibs

This is the kind of thread that can save lives and get us through the hard times that lay ahead! This is the kind of thread we can use to give each other tips on surviving this peril!!


4 posted on 02/28/2013 7:59:57 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: GeronL; Kartographer; Travis McGee; ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas; Gilbo_3; NFHale; Impy; AuntB; ...

‘I cant believe this is happening’ ping!


5 posted on 02/28/2013 7:59:57 PM PST by sickoflibs (Losing to Dems and Obama is not a principle! Its just losing.)
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To: sickoflibs

Man your bunkers! Get in your Sequester Shelters!

Stand watch over your little ones as sequester looms!

Only the bravest and fittest can hope to beat back the Zombies of sequester!


6 posted on 02/28/2013 8:02:12 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: sickoflibs

I orderd some sequester in a spray can to use on roaches, and liquid sequester for the Kudzu...


7 posted on 02/28/2013 8:02:12 PM PST by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
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To: sickoflibs

Should we eat the children first or wait till the food runs out?


8 posted on 02/28/2013 8:03:12 PM PST by Tenacious 1 ("The British are Coming (to confiscate weapons)" - Paul Revere (We know how that ended))
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To: sickoflibs

Well, at least we still have Joe...


9 posted on 02/28/2013 8:03:12 PM PST by smoothsailing
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To: sickoflibs

Do I have still to run out and get some milk and bread?


10 posted on 02/28/2013 8:04:24 PM PST by digger48
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To: sickoflibs

I am already dead. Weeks ago, I wrote a computer program to to post on FR for this exact event. The only solution, speaking from the other side, is for all Democrats, liberals, progressives, socialists and communists to take their lives. Trust me, there is a very, very, very special place for you when you do.


11 posted on 02/28/2013 8:07:37 PM PST by ConservativeInPA (Molon Labe - Shall not be questioned)
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To: digger48

You better hurry. We are only hours away.

As Redd Fox might say “This is the big one, I’m coming for ya; Lizabeth”


12 posted on 02/28/2013 8:09:24 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: sickoflibs

Thank God I took my dog to the vet already!!!

Oh, the inhumanity!

Grab the Goldfish, Man the Lifeboats!

Good grief....;)


13 posted on 02/28/2013 8:10:14 PM PST by Shadowstrike (Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
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To: digger48

Too late, there is none left.


14 posted on 02/28/2013 8:11:57 PM PST by tiki
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To: digger48

And toilet paper. Don’t forget that.


15 posted on 02/28/2013 8:12:21 PM PST by ConjunctionJunction
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To: RC one
It’s worse than that I’m afraid.

Will it be worse than black mold, radon, leaded paint, DDT, and Africanized killer bees???

16 posted on 02/28/2013 8:13:12 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: sickoflibs
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17 posted on 02/28/2013 8:13:59 PM PST by ConjunctionJunction
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To: Shadowstrike

The game of checkers is fun.

Chess takes thought.


18 posted on 02/28/2013 8:14:13 PM PST by KittenClaws (You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: sickoflibs
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19 posted on 02/28/2013 8:14:32 PM PST by ConjunctionJunction
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To: smoothsailing

That’s hilarious!


20 posted on 02/28/2013 8:14:55 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: sickoflibs

Terrific headline!


21 posted on 02/28/2013 8:15:08 PM PST by expat1000
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To: Lancey Howard

Think deer ticks ... democrips are disease spreading blood suckers.


22 posted on 02/28/2013 8:15:25 PM PST by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: sickoflibs

Wear your hard hats —— falling airplanes don’t ya’know!


23 posted on 02/28/2013 8:16:00 PM PST by TaMoDee ( Lassez les bons temps rouler dans les 2013! Geaux, Pack, Geaux!)
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To: Lancey Howard

It is going to be like eating an apple with Alar sprayed on it. OMG, what has our world come to?


24 posted on 02/28/2013 8:16:33 PM PST by tiki
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To: sickoflibs

I think I read somewhere that going out onto your balcony and shooting off a couple of shots from your double barrel into the air will ward off sequesters.


25 posted on 02/28/2013 8:16:41 PM PST by Vince Ferrer
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To: sickoflibs

I’ll be in the shower!


26 posted on 02/28/2013 8:16:59 PM PST by TheBigB (I voted 4 Obama & all I got was this lousy t-shirt & 15 mins in the back of a Prius with Sandy Fluke)
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To: sickoflibs

I’ll be in the shower!


27 posted on 02/28/2013 8:17:12 PM PST by TheBigB (I voted 4 Obama & all I got was this lousy t-shirt & 15 mins in the back of a Prius with Sandy Fluke)
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To: Tenacious 1
Should we eat the children first or wait till the food runs out?

It depends... are they showing signs of liberalism?

If they do you'd better act fast... before they get big enough to vote to eat you.

28 posted on 02/28/2013 8:19:53 PM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: TheBigB
RE :”I’ll be in the shower!”

No that is the most dangerous for you because the hot water can run out when sequester hits. My god man!

Take a bath instead.

29 posted on 02/28/2013 8:20:12 PM PST by sickoflibs (Losing to Dems and Obama is not a principle! Its just losing.)
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To: traditional1

Neither will sensitivity training or green biofuels for Naval aviation.


30 posted on 02/28/2013 8:21:20 PM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: Lancey Howard

Worse than that but not quite as bad as frakking and Alar.


31 posted on 02/28/2013 8:22:54 PM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: sickoflibs

Toilet paper, lots of toilet paper.

And don’t forget to bring a towel.


32 posted on 02/28/2013 8:23:42 PM PST by mnehring
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To: sickoflibs

This idiot needs to be locked up in a rubber room!

Thias sequester isn’t even a cut and no one is even fired!

If they were to fire 50% of the federal workers and close the agencies they collect pay from it would be worthwhile!


33 posted on 02/28/2013 8:23:58 PM PST by dalereed
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To: Vince Ferrer

good one, I may use it on FaceBook


34 posted on 02/28/2013 8:24:30 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: GeronL

There ain’t no such thing as a zombie!!!


35 posted on 02/28/2013 8:25:48 PM PST by dalereed
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To: sickoflibs

And Duct Tape! For G-d’s sake don’t forget the Duct Tape!


36 posted on 02/28/2013 8:26:48 PM PST by servo1969
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To: mnehring

37 posted on 02/28/2013 8:27:51 PM PST by EEGator
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To: traditional1
Not to worry.....the Obamaphones will NOT be cut!

Neither will EBT/SNAP cards, WIC or Section 8 housing.

But, I did hear an AARP FEAR commercial today, scaring all the old folks with lies that their SS would be cut in half.

38 posted on 02/28/2013 8:28:47 PM PST by Jane Long
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To: sickoflibs

Good night, good night...parting is such sweet sorrow....


39 posted on 02/28/2013 8:29:08 PM PST by berdie
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To: Vince Ferrer; digger48; GeronL; Shadowstrike; ConjunctionJunction; expat1000; TaMoDee; TheBigB
RE I think I read somewhere that going out onto your balcony and shooting off a couple of shots from your double barrel into the air will ward off sequesters.

That is just plain silly.
But it can scare off the vampires roaming after all the after the military, police and prison guards are furloughed.

That smokin Joe Biden knows his business.

To the House GOP : Please I beg of you to raise taxes RIGHT now,
we got less than 30 minutes to sequester-geddan.

Do it for the little ones and do it for Gabby!

40 posted on 02/28/2013 8:30:34 PM PST by sickoflibs (Losing to Dems and Obama is not a principle! Its just losing.)
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To: tiki
They may harm some apples, but leave me the birds and the bees... plee-ee-ease!
41 posted on 02/28/2013 8:30:40 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: sickoflibs

It takes a village to survive something like this.


42 posted on 02/28/2013 8:30:40 PM PST by O6ret
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To: dalereed

Are to..are to!

Next you are gonna try to tell me there is no Santa Clause.


43 posted on 02/28/2013 8:30:48 PM PST by berdie
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To: sickoflibs

Was there Paraquat on that weed?


44 posted on 02/28/2013 8:31:42 PM PST by FishinTX (Waiting on the second shot heard around the world.)
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To: sickoflibs

Not me. I’m fully prepared. I wrapped tin-foil around my whole house to deflect the sequester. A spork weasel guards each entrance. And my beeber-like debice is set to stune.

I am totally prepared for the sequester.


45 posted on 02/28/2013 8:32:59 PM PST by BuckeyeTexan (There are those that break and bend. I'm the other kind.)
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To: ConservativeInPA

Does the special place have 71 virgins?


46 posted on 02/28/2013 8:34:20 PM PST by kiltie65
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To: sickoflibs
I've been practicing banjo, and pulled out my missing sister's accordian to learn to play.

If we're all going to die, there should be horrible music.

/johnny

47 posted on 02/28/2013 8:34:37 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: ConservativeInPA

Does the special place have 71 virgins?


48 posted on 02/28/2013 8:34:47 PM PST by kiltie65
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To: sickoflibs
"Sequestered?"

'There are going to be cut's!!!'

Oh Noes!!


49 posted on 02/28/2013 8:38:17 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: sickoflibs
I already flushed my sequester down the toilet.

Should I be concerned?
50 posted on 02/28/2013 8:38:31 PM PST by jy8z (From the next to last exit before the end of the internet.)
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