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How to survive the sequester (it will be worse than Y2K and Climate change both put together)
SOL of course | 2/18/13 | SOL

Posted on 02/28/2013 7:56:18 PM PST by sickoflibs

This really has me terrified. I don't know it our country will survive this. We have about 1 hour before sequester hits the East Coast and most Americans are mostly unaware of it.

We cant fault our President Obama.
He has been traveling around the country speaking in political rallies warning us of the worst if it hits, but they just wont listen. They wont listen!

Only an emergency tax increase bill could save us now and the GOP just wont do it. They don't care. They don't care.

The only thing comparable is how Noah warned of the coming flood and was ignored and most of the human race drowned.
I am worried about the vampires coming out after the military and police are furloughed. And all the mass killers let loose after the power goes off in the prisons and the guards are furloughed.

So what can we do now??

1) Store Bottled water and dry food
2) candles matches and firewood
3) Guns, but please do it safely and wait for the universal background check or you might use it to commit suicide
4) Go in your basement if you have one and hide under a strong table
5) garlic to hold off the vampires
6) A floatation device in case the tidal wave floods your basement.
7) If you have a car with gas flee Maryland, DC and Northern Va right now, as Sequester will hit that area the hardest.

Good luck and good bless, I have loved you all even the ones who cursed me. By the way, why don't you last group stay behind?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: doomsday; movedthread; obamatheseer; sequester; sequestration; stillalive; thisisbreakingnews; thisisfrontpagenews; wearedoomed
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We are all going to die.
1 posted on 02/28/2013 7:56:32 PM PST by sickoflibs
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To: sickoflibs

It’s worse than that I’m afraid.


2 posted on 02/28/2013 7:57:27 PM PST by RC one (.From My Cold Dead Hands.)
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To: sickoflibs

Not to worry.....the Obamaphones will NOT be cut!


3 posted on 02/28/2013 7:59:13 PM PST by traditional1 (Amerika.....Providing public housing for the Mulatto Messiah)
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To: sickoflibs

This is the kind of thread that can save lives and get us through the hard times that lay ahead! This is the kind of thread we can use to give each other tips on surviving this peril!!


4 posted on 02/28/2013 7:59:57 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: GeronL; Kartographer; Travis McGee; ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas; Gilbo_3; NFHale; Impy; AuntB; ...

‘I cant believe this is happening’ ping!


5 posted on 02/28/2013 7:59:57 PM PST by sickoflibs (Losing to Dems and Obama is not a principle! Its just losing.)
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Man your bunkers! Get in your Sequester Shelters!

Stand watch over your little ones as sequester looms!

Only the bravest and fittest can hope to beat back the Zombies of sequester!


6 posted on 02/28/2013 8:02:12 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: sickoflibs

I orderd some sequester in a spray can to use on roaches, and liquid sequester for the Kudzu...


7 posted on 02/28/2013 8:02:12 PM PST by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
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To: sickoflibs

Should we eat the children first or wait till the food runs out?


8 posted on 02/28/2013 8:03:12 PM PST by Tenacious 1 ("The British are Coming (to confiscate weapons)" - Paul Revere (We know how that ended))
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To: sickoflibs

Well, at least we still have Joe...


9 posted on 02/28/2013 8:03:12 PM PST by smoothsailing
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To: sickoflibs

Do I have still to run out and get some milk and bread?


10 posted on 02/28/2013 8:04:24 PM PST by digger48
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To: sickoflibs

I am already dead. Weeks ago, I wrote a computer program to to post on FR for this exact event. The only solution, speaking from the other side, is for all Democrats, liberals, progressives, socialists and communists to take their lives. Trust me, there is a very, very, very special place for you when you do.


11 posted on 02/28/2013 8:07:37 PM PST by ConservativeInPA (Molon Labe - Shall not be questioned)
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You better hurry. We are only hours away.

As Redd Fox might say “This is the big one, I’m coming for ya; Lizabeth”


12 posted on 02/28/2013 8:09:24 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: sickoflibs

Thank God I took my dog to the vet already!!!

Oh, the inhumanity!

Grab the Goldfish, Man the Lifeboats!

Good grief....;)


13 posted on 02/28/2013 8:10:14 PM PST by Shadowstrike (Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
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To: digger48

Too late, there is none left.


14 posted on 02/28/2013 8:11:57 PM PST by tiki
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To: digger48

And toilet paper. Don’t forget that.


15 posted on 02/28/2013 8:12:21 PM PST by ConjunctionJunction
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To: RC one
It’s worse than that I’m afraid.

Will it be worse than black mold, radon, leaded paint, DDT, and Africanized killer bees???

16 posted on 02/28/2013 8:13:12 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: sickoflibs
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17 posted on 02/28/2013 8:13:59 PM PST by ConjunctionJunction
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To: Shadowstrike

The game of checkers is fun.

Chess takes thought.


18 posted on 02/28/2013 8:14:13 PM PST by KittenClaws (You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: sickoflibs
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19 posted on 02/28/2013 8:14:32 PM PST by ConjunctionJunction
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To: smoothsailing

That’s hilarious!


20 posted on 02/28/2013 8:14:55 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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