Woman, teenager accused of sexually abusing man at Super Bowl party

Syracuse ^ | 03/01/2013 | By Sistina Giordano

[Responsibility2nd]

Auburn, NY -- One woman and a teenager were charged with sexual abuse following an incident at a Super Bowl party, Auburn police said.

Chasity Bell and an unnamed 16-year-old girl were charged with felony sexual abuse.

Bell and the teen allegedly exposed a 19-year-old man to sexual contact while he was passed out at a Super Bowl party Feb 3, police said.

The two suspects were arraigned in Auburn City Court. The victim was not injured in the alleged sexual assault, police said.

[Responsibility2nd]

Chasity Bell

[E. Pluribus Unum]

The imagination runs wild.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Shame on them! They should have waited until he was awake. ;)

[MacMattico]

No, this couldn’t of happened in Auburn! /S

[gundog]

CHASITY? Is that a typo?

[saleman]

For some reason I just can’t get all upset about this.

At least he wasn’t “injured”.

[KarlInOhio]

Once again a public service announcement: Do not name your girls after virtues. Hope will require a lifetime prescription of anti-depressants. Grace will spend more days than you can count in the emergency room. Temperance will be a barfly. And Chastity will end up with an arrest record and a funny article on Free Republic.

The victim was not injured in the alleged sexual assault, police said.

But he did complain about not waking up for it.

[gundog]

Bttt

[FroggyTheGremlim]

“A 19-year-old man?”

[Responsibility2nd]

Thank God it wasn’t Chastity (Bono). That really would have been a sexual assualt.

[b4its2late]

LOL

[Old Sarge]

A man had three daughters, named Faith, Hope, and Charity.

Faith is an atheist.

Charity is a miser.

Hope is emo.

[massgopguy]

Never pass out like that at a party. Magic Markers don’t wash right off and that’s if you notice the art work. Especially if you’re still drunk and leave in your shorts and you go to the gas station.

[Jack Hammer]

Oh, geez, what’d they do - pull his weewee?

[Defiant]

Please, just a little peril!

[b4its2late]

For sure

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

No, it’s too perilous.

[Revolting cat!]

My Gaydar needle is up on the “19-year old man” victim.

[Eepsy]

“Well, it`s like this… The Carter parents were a quiet and respectable Lancre family who got into a bit of a mix-up when it came to naming their children.
First, they had four daughters, who where christened Hope, Chastity, Prudence and Charity, because naming girls after virtues is an ancient and unremarkable tradition. Then their first son was born and out of some misplaced idea about how this naming business was done he was called Anger Carter, followed by Jealousy Carter, Bestiality Carter and Covetousness Carter.
Life being what it is, Hope turned out to be a depressive, Chastity was enjoying life as a lady of negotiable affection in Ankh-Morpork, Prudence had thirteen children, and Charity expected to get a dollar`s change out of seventy-five pence - whereas the boys had grown into amiable, well-tempered men, and Bestiality Carter was, for example, very kind to animals.”

— A footnote from Lords and Ladies by Terry Pratchett

[PapaBear3625]

Please, just a little peril!

Visualize this young man being hauled into court for 18 years worth of child support payments, for something he could not recall. This may have been the plan.