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(X) Moose (X) Sister ( ) Cheese
Norway | 3/5/2013 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 03/05/2013 7:59:24 AM PST by Lazamataz



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cheeses; moose; moosebitsister; moosebitsisteretc; napl; sister; sisterbitmoose; thecheesestandsalone
I moose you,
I sister you,
But there AIN'T NO WAY I'm ever gonna cheese you,
Now don't be sad (don't be sad),
'Cause two out of three ain't bad.

1 posted on 03/05/2013 7:59:27 AM PST by Lazamataz
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To: humblegunner; BuckeyeTexan; onyx; NYTexan; Jim Robinson; mylife; TheMom; Eaker

(X) Moose (X) Sister ( ) Cheese


2 posted on 03/05/2013 8:02:23 AM PST by Lazamataz (Republicans have the same policies as the Democrats, except for the part where they win elections.)
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To: Lazamataz

Did someone say cheese?


3 posted on 03/05/2013 8:04:33 AM PST by corkoman (Release the Palin!)
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To: OWK

I lift a glass to you, sir.


4 posted on 03/05/2013 8:04:33 AM PST by Lazamataz (Republicans have the same policies as the Democrats, except for the part where they win elections.)
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To: Lazamataz

A moose once bit...

Never mind, that one has been done to death.


5 posted on 03/05/2013 8:06:00 AM PST by Tarantulas ( Illegal immigration - the trojan horse that's treated like a sacred cow)
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To: corkoman

There is no cheese.

6 posted on 03/05/2013 8:06:00 AM PST by Lazamataz (Republicans have the same policies as the Democrats, except for the part where they win elections.)
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To: Lazamataz

Ah, Laz.... this is going to make the FReeper whose sister was bitten by a moose feel really GUILTY that he did not do more to save her. This could become SERIES, being outdone by a 12 year old and witchcraft!


7 posted on 03/05/2013 8:06:09 AM PST by NEMDF
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To: Lazamataz

There was cheese, it was just cut.


8 posted on 03/05/2013 8:06:23 AM PST by Perdogg (Sen Ted Cruz is my adoptive Senator)
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To: Perdogg

My cheese is constantly being cut.


9 posted on 03/05/2013 8:07:47 AM PST by Lazamataz (Republicans have the same policies as the Democrats, except for the part where they win elections.)
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To: Lazamataz

Well, stun my beeber.


10 posted on 03/05/2013 8:08:16 AM PST by razorback-bert (I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?)
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To: Lazamataz
But there AIN'T NO WAY I'm ever gonna cheese you,

Why, oh why have you cut the cheese? Now someone will have to light matches or something.

11 posted on 03/05/2013 8:12:51 AM PST by roamer_1 (Globalism is just socialism in a business suit.)
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To: Lazamataz

After the incident, they both went home and had grilled cheese sandwiches...


12 posted on 03/05/2013 8:13:46 AM PST by Raven6 (Psalm 144:1 and Proverbs 22:3)
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To: Lazamataz

Bookmark for when I get out of the shower.....


13 posted on 03/05/2013 8:14:32 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Lazamataz
Misleading title! I thought there would be some mention of cheese. But the title isn't really decipherable until you're actually in the article.

If you don't ping the mods I will....be warned.

14 posted on 03/05/2013 8:16:16 AM PST by DouglasKC
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To: Lazamataz

“The World’s Most Expensive Cheese: $500/lb - And It’s Not Even French!

Believe it or not, it’s Swedish.

Even more unbelievably, it’s made from moose milk. Yes, it’s a fact.

Moose milk cheese is made at the Moose House, a 59-acre moose dairy farm in Bjursholm, in northern Sweden.

The cheese comes from the milk of three moose cows, named Gullan, Haelga, and Juna.”

http://blogcritics.org/culture/article/the-worlds-most-expensive-cheese-500lb/


15 posted on 03/05/2013 8:16:31 AM PST by Gadsden1st
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To: Lazamataz

Welcome to Freeper Island!

16 posted on 03/05/2013 8:18:13 AM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: Lazamataz
Two outta three ain't bad!
17 posted on 03/05/2013 8:20:10 AM PST by deoetdoctrinae (Gun free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
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To: Lazamataz

This IS a CHEESE shop, Isn't it?

18 posted on 03/05/2013 8:22:39 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Lazamataz
 photo churchmice.jpg
19 posted on 03/05/2013 8:23:31 AM PST by llevrok (Keep your arms out. It makes it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
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To: llevrok

Shared with coworkers LOL


20 posted on 03/05/2013 8:26:51 AM PST by Lazamataz (Republicans have the same policies as the Democrats, except for the part where they win elections.)
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To: Lazamataz

Wow, a near-perfect storm.

Got cheese?


21 posted on 03/05/2013 8:27:09 AM PST by Zeppo ("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
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To: Lazamataz

22 posted on 03/05/2013 8:27:36 AM PST by humblegunner
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To: Lazamataz

Her name has to be Gret .....


23 posted on 03/05/2013 8:40:59 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Lazamataz

One word - Thailand


24 posted on 03/05/2013 8:41:24 AM PST by pbear8 (the Lord is my light and my salvation)
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To: Lazamataz
Say (X) Cheese .....


25 posted on 03/05/2013 8:41:59 AM PST by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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To: Gadsden1st

Milking a moose to make cheese can be very nasti


26 posted on 03/05/2013 8:43:45 AM PST by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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To: Lazamataz

CREAM CHEESE MOUSSE
3 egg whites
8 oz. pkg. cream cheese, softened
1/4 c. sugar
Fresh blueberries, raspberries, strawberries, sliced peaches, papaya, mango or kiwi
1/2 c. sugar
1/2 c. whipping cream, whipped


27 posted on 03/05/2013 8:50:30 AM PST by ColoCdn (Neco eos omnes, Deus suos agnoset)
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To: corkoman

Have you in fact got ANY cheese here at all?


28 posted on 03/05/2013 8:51:45 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
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To: Vaquero

Well, it’s certainly not contaminated by any cheese.


29 posted on 03/05/2013 9:21:51 AM PST by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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To: Lazamataz
I moose you,
I sister you,
But there AIN'T NO WAY I'm ever gonna cheese you,
Now don't be sad (don't be sad),
'Cause two out of three ain't bad.

Copious amounts of corn in there.

30 posted on 03/05/2013 9:22:35 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lazamataz

Nice!


31 posted on 03/05/2013 9:26:56 AM PST by knittnmom (Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!)
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To: BenLurkin
"Bookmark for when I get out of the shower....."

Is somebody making popcorn??

32 posted on 03/05/2013 9:44:35 AM PST by redhead ('If your enemy is quick to anger, irritate him.' -- Sun Tzu)
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To: pbear8
One word - Thailand

Let me fix that for you.

One word - Thailand?

33 posted on 03/05/2013 10:07:14 AM PST by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: Just another Joe

This is hugh.


34 posted on 03/05/2013 10:09:27 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Lazamataz; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Blessed are the Cheesemakers.


35 posted on 03/05/2013 11:42:33 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Lazamataz
(X) Moose (X) Sister ( ) Cheese

More proof that all things move through the Cheese/Mǿǿse continuum even when there is no cheese indicated in the equation.

36 posted on 03/05/2013 11:48:14 AM PST by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: Vaquero

“Camembert, perhaps?”
“Yes. It’s a bit runny.”
“Oh, I like it runny.”
“Well, actually it’s very runny.”
“No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de belle France! Mm-mm!”
“It’s a bit runnier than you’d like...”
“I don’t care how (bleep)ing runny it is, hand it over with all speed!”
“Oh, no!”
“What now?”
“The cat’s eaten it.”
“Has he...”
“She, sir.”


37 posted on 03/05/2013 12:12:18 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
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To: Lazamataz

Oh, the hu-manatee...


38 posted on 03/05/2013 12:27:47 PM PST by JouleZ (You are the company you keep.)
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To: Lazamataz

Sweetie pie!


39 posted on 03/05/2013 1:00:26 PM PST by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: Lazamataz

40 posted on 03/05/2013 1:04:32 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: onyx

POOKY!


41 posted on 03/05/2013 1:20:51 PM PST by Lazamataz (Republicans have the same policies as the Democrats, except for the part where they win elections.)
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To: Lazamataz

42 posted on 03/05/2013 1:23:39 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Lazamataz

43 posted on 03/05/2013 1:26:24 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: humblegunner

ROFL. Good one! :-D


44 posted on 03/05/2013 1:35:43 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows
...Hans knew he would have to 'taunt' and provoke the animal...


45 posted on 03/05/2013 2:38:01 PM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Just another Joe

Thank you


46 posted on 03/05/2013 6:53:22 PM PST by pbear8 (the Lord is my light and my salvation)
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To: Lazamataz
Good catch, Laz! ............................................................................. FRegards
47 posted on 03/05/2013 8:39:41 PM PST by gonzo ( Buy more ammo, dammit! You should already have the firearms ... FRegards)
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To: Lazamataz

48 posted on 03/05/2013 9:58:18 PM PST by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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