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How much PANCAKE MAKEUP was John F Kerry (who served in Vietnam) wearing in recent interview?
3/5/13

Posted on 03/05/2013 10:01:13 AM PST by SoFloFreeper

Fox is running video of a recent interview of John F Kerry, from Qatar, I believe.

How much PANCAKE MAKEUP does that clown wear? I mean I remember him turning ORANGE during the 2004 campaign....now, it appears he has had his makeup done by a 13-year old girl.


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Did you all see that?
1 posted on 03/05/2013 10:01:21 AM PST by SoFloFreeper
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To: SoFloFreeper

Not enough.


2 posted on 03/05/2013 10:02:52 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

IHOP called and they want their batter back.


3 posted on 03/05/2013 10:03:56 AM PST by Flick Lives (We're going to be just like the old Soviet Union, but with free cell phones!)
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To: SoFloFreeper

wait, what? Are you telling me John Kerry served in Vietnam??


4 posted on 03/05/2013 10:04:05 AM PST by Clarence
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To: SoFloFreeper

Maybe it’s Lurch’s natural pallor.


5 posted on 03/05/2013 10:05:15 AM PST by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

I’d benefit from a picture illustrating what the heck you are talking about (cubicle-bound here so I don’t have a TV). Assuming it’s a lot, should we start with the Rachel Corry pancake jokes?


6 posted on 03/05/2013 10:05:53 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: SoFloFreeper

It’s facial putty, on sale at Home Depot right now......


7 posted on 03/05/2013 10:08:13 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (God bless you Tommy and thank you for your service: http://swiftboats.org/tribute/tribute.html)
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To: SoFloFreeper

"Can I borrow your pen? I can't open my mouth all the way..."


8 posted on 03/05/2013 10:10:12 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Fighting Obama without Boehner & McConnell is like going deer hunting without your accordion)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Maybe it’s to cover up those mysterious war wounds he sustained while on a super-secret mission into Cambodia on Christmas Eve...


9 posted on 03/05/2013 10:11:29 AM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: Cyber Liberty

See #8. He looks like he’s ready for Ringling Brothers...


10 posted on 03/05/2013 10:11:46 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Fighting Obama without Boehner & McConnell is like going deer hunting without your accordion)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Looks like a corpse.


11 posted on 03/05/2013 10:11:54 AM PST by ZX12R
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To: SoFloFreeper

What is funny is someone told him it was OK to do a interview looking like that!!!!


12 posted on 03/05/2013 10:12:05 AM PST by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: Hot Tabasco

You can get Bondo at a paint supply store also.


13 posted on 03/05/2013 10:12:36 AM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Obama is the Chicken Little of politics)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Yo dude. What's with the long face?

14 posted on 03/05/2013 10:12:40 AM PST by McGruff (You are either with us or you are with the RINOs.)
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To: ZX12R

Maybe the Botox has overtaken his head.


15 posted on 03/05/2013 10:13:21 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Fighting Obama without Boehner & McConnell is like going deer hunting without your accordion)
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To: COBOL2Java

Wow. I guess budding morticians have to practice somewhere....


16 posted on 03/05/2013 10:14:08 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: COBOL2Java

Lawdy, I think he looks ‘botoxicated’! WITH stage makeup.


17 posted on 03/05/2013 10:15:25 AM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
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To: McGruff

LOL!


18 posted on 03/05/2013 10:15:25 AM PST by dfwgator
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19 posted on 03/05/2013 10:16:13 AM PST by Fido969
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To: COBOL2Java

He looks like Glenn Close in that picture...


20 posted on 03/05/2013 10:16:42 AM PST by jacknhoo (Luke 12:51. Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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