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How much PANCAKE MAKEUP was John F Kerry (who served in Vietnam) wearing in recent interview?
3/5/13

Posted on 03/05/2013 10:01:13 AM PST by SoFloFreeper

Fox is running video of a recent interview of John F Kerry, from Qatar, I believe.

How much PANCAKE MAKEUP does that clown wear? I mean I remember him turning ORANGE during the 2004 campaign....now, it appears he has had his makeup done by a 13-year old girl.


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: kerry; kerrymakeup; makeup; secstatekerry; soskerry
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Did you all see that?
1 posted on 03/05/2013 10:01:21 AM PST by SoFloFreeper
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To: SoFloFreeper

Not enough.


2 posted on 03/05/2013 10:02:52 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

IHOP called and they want their batter back.


3 posted on 03/05/2013 10:03:56 AM PST by Flick Lives (We're going to be just like the old Soviet Union, but with free cell phones!)
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To: SoFloFreeper

wait, what? Are you telling me John Kerry served in Vietnam??


4 posted on 03/05/2013 10:04:05 AM PST by Clarence
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To: SoFloFreeper

Maybe it’s Lurch’s natural pallor.


5 posted on 03/05/2013 10:05:15 AM PST by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

I’d benefit from a picture illustrating what the heck you are talking about (cubicle-bound here so I don’t have a TV). Assuming it’s a lot, should we start with the Rachel Corry pancake jokes?


6 posted on 03/05/2013 10:05:53 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: SoFloFreeper

It’s facial putty, on sale at Home Depot right now......


7 posted on 03/05/2013 10:08:13 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (God bless you Tommy and thank you for your service: http://swiftboats.org/tribute/tribute.html)
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To: SoFloFreeper

"Can I borrow your pen? I can't open my mouth all the way..."


8 posted on 03/05/2013 10:10:12 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Fighting Obama without Boehner & McConnell is like going deer hunting without your accordion)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Maybe it’s to cover up those mysterious war wounds he sustained while on a super-secret mission into Cambodia on Christmas Eve...


9 posted on 03/05/2013 10:11:29 AM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: Cyber Liberty

See #8. He looks like he’s ready for Ringling Brothers...


10 posted on 03/05/2013 10:11:46 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Fighting Obama without Boehner & McConnell is like going deer hunting without your accordion)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Looks like a corpse.


11 posted on 03/05/2013 10:11:54 AM PST by ZX12R
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To: SoFloFreeper

What is funny is someone told him it was OK to do a interview looking like that!!!!


12 posted on 03/05/2013 10:12:05 AM PST by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: Hot Tabasco

You can get Bondo at a paint supply store also.


13 posted on 03/05/2013 10:12:36 AM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Obama is the Chicken Little of politics)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Yo dude. What's with the long face?

14 posted on 03/05/2013 10:12:40 AM PST by McGruff (You are either with us or you are with the RINOs.)
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To: ZX12R

Maybe the Botox has overtaken his head.


15 posted on 03/05/2013 10:13:21 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Fighting Obama without Boehner & McConnell is like going deer hunting without your accordion)
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To: COBOL2Java

Wow. I guess budding morticians have to practice somewhere....


16 posted on 03/05/2013 10:14:08 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: COBOL2Java

Lawdy, I think he looks ‘botoxicated’! WITH stage makeup.


17 posted on 03/05/2013 10:15:25 AM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
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To: McGruff

LOL!


18 posted on 03/05/2013 10:15:25 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: McGruff

19 posted on 03/05/2013 10:16:13 AM PST by Fido969
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To: COBOL2Java

He looks like Glenn Close in that picture...


20 posted on 03/05/2013 10:16:42 AM PST by jacknhoo (Luke 12:51. Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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To: COBOL2Java

I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of John Kerry with a pancake on his face.

21 posted on 03/05/2013 10:16:58 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: COBOL2Java

He looks like Chris Matthews with hair.


22 posted on 03/05/2013 10:18:03 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: dfwgator

Somebody ought to send this to Snerdly. Be a hoot if Rush mentions this on his show today.


23 posted on 03/05/2013 10:18:35 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Fighting Obama without Boehner & McConnell is like going deer hunting without your accordion)
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To: COBOL2Java

He looks like he’s dead.


24 posted on 03/05/2013 10:19:04 AM PST by rockabyebaby (We are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo screwed!)
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To: SoFloFreeper

His attempts to sound like a statesman made him sound like an oblivious fool. Churchill was a statesman. Kerry is a lifelong political hack who was barely wise enough to marry some money.


25 posted on 03/05/2013 10:20:03 AM PST by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: rockabyebaby

His body caught up with his brain.


26 posted on 03/05/2013 10:20:11 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: COBOL2Java

Bad photoshopping. Looks like the face was lightened up (fixing poor lighting) and all the texture was lost in the process.

Or he is sick as heck and we all need to give him wide berth.

By the way, he served in Vietnam so I hear.


27 posted on 03/05/2013 10:20:21 AM PST by llevrok (Keep your arms out. It makes it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

I’ve seen corpses at funerals in little rural towns look much better than that.


28 posted on 03/05/2013 10:21:24 AM PST by txrefugee
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To: rockabyebaby

I wonder if they had to position the interviewer back and forth so that she was properly facing Kerry, since he was clearly frozen in that pose. “Hold on, m’am, let me move you over to the left just a bit, there! Now you’re facing the Secretary. OK, roll em!”


29 posted on 03/05/2013 10:24:50 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Fighting Obama without Boehner & McConnell is like going deer hunting without your accordion)
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To: COBOL2Java
He looks like he’s ready for Ringling Brothers...

He looks like Robin Williams.


30 posted on 03/05/2013 10:27:50 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Here once the embattled farmers stood... And fired the shot heard round the world.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Not only did John F Kerry serve in Viet Nam, he shot himself in Viet Nam.


31 posted on 03/05/2013 10:35:47 AM PST by jda ("Righteousness exalts a nation . . .")
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To: SoFloFreeper

He and Tammie Faye Baker must have the same landscaper....


32 posted on 03/05/2013 10:36:02 AM PST by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: COBOL2Java

ack! He looks like a corpse!!!!!!!!


33 posted on 03/05/2013 10:39:48 AM PST by Shimmer1 (No matter how cynical I get, I just can't keep up.)
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To: Shimmer1
ack! He looks like a corpse!!!!!!!!

Well, perhaps Obama can call him a corpseman...

34 posted on 03/05/2013 10:42:20 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Fighting Obama without Boehner & McConnell is like going deer hunting without your accordion)
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To: SoFloFreeper

He should just put a bag over his head.......preferably a plastic one


35 posted on 03/05/2013 10:46:07 AM PST by faucetman ( Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts)
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To: llevrok

Bad photoshopping. Looks like the face was lightened up (fixing poor lighting) and all the texture was lost in the process.

Or he is sick as heck and we all need to give him wide berth.

By the way, he served in Vietnam so I hear.

Too much rice flour I guess.


36 posted on 03/05/2013 10:49:52 AM PST by puppypusher (The World is going to the dogs.)
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To: COBOL2Java

That’s not just makeup. He had some work done. That doesn’t even look like him.


37 posted on 03/05/2013 10:50:05 AM PST by ottbmare (The OTTB Mare)
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To: SoFloFreeper

He looks like a cadaver.


38 posted on 03/05/2013 10:51:31 AM PST by youngidiot (God help us.)
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To: llevrok
Pancake or phony suntan...it's still the same dip shit!
39 posted on 03/05/2013 10:55:36 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Old Sarge

...right, the mission he was sent on under the orders of President-Elect Richard Nixon.


40 posted on 03/05/2013 10:57:30 AM PST by SoFloFreeper
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To: llevrok

No, no...I saw the interview playing on Fox news....he REALLY DID look like that.....


41 posted on 03/05/2013 10:58:47 AM PST by SoFloFreeper
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To: SoFloFreeper

Is it Purple?


42 posted on 03/05/2013 11:02:43 AM PST by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Vendetta))
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43 posted on 03/05/2013 11:03:25 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: SoFloFreeper
YIKES !

Well then, we need to know if this is a pandemic or something worse (like headusupusasses disease) that Le French John (who served in Vietnam) has.

44 posted on 03/05/2013 11:11:00 AM PST by llevrok (Keep your arms out. It makes it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

His coloring was the subject of a conversation with my wife this morning. She said he looked dead, and I said it looked like he’d finally escaped from Oompa-Loompa-land.


45 posted on 03/05/2013 11:16:39 AM PST by Ol' Sox (Those who advocate should be first in line to experience the consequences of their convictions.)
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To: SoFloFreeper
"Yeah, but is it seared into your mind? Did they make a movie about you?"
46 posted on 03/05/2013 11:31:22 AM PST by Dogbert41
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To: COBOL2Java

You’re funny. :D


47 posted on 03/05/2013 11:31:54 AM PST by Shimmer1 (No matter how cynical I get, I just can't keep up.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Home Depot called. They want their trowel and shovel back.


48 posted on 03/05/2013 11:33:23 AM PST by Fast Moving Angel (A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Video on FoxNews.com

http://video.foxnews.com/v/2205137011001/secretary-kerry-met-with-benghazi-survivor/?playlist_id=903226511001

[Yes, he does look like he is wearing pancake batter.]


49 posted on 03/05/2013 11:35:47 AM PST by TomGuy
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To: ColdOne
What is funny is someone told him it was OK to do a interview looking like that!!!!

I remember thinking something similar when Gore showed up to one of the debates with GW and he looked very orange. I figured whoever did his makeup was out of a job because how orange he looked was all people were talking about.

I remember Mara Liasson on the Special Report panel (on Fox) complaining about people only talking about what Al Gore looked like. I had to laugh -- I mean, the guy shows up looking like an Oompa-Loompa, and we were not supposed to notice; or, if we did, no one was allowed to point it out. It actually brought to mind an episode of WKRP in Cincinnati when Mr. Carlson decides to run for some public office and he shows up to debate looking very orange. It was hysterical, everybody laughed because it was funny.

50 posted on 03/05/2013 11:44:10 AM PST by LibertarianLiz
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