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Woman mauled to death by lion as she made love to boyfriend in Zimbabwe
TelegraphUK ^ | 12:35PM GMT 06 Mar 2013 | By Emily Miller

Posted on 03/06/2013 5:35:45 PM PST by BenLurkin

Sharai Mawera died on Tuesday after the lion pounced as she enjoyed a romantic al fresco moment with her unnamed partner.

The My Zimbabwe news website reported that the predator attacked the couple at a secluded spot in the bush near the northern town of Kariba.

Ms Mawera's boyfriend, who has not been identified, is believed to have jumped up and fled in the nude when the lion lunged forward.

A source told the newspaper the young woman died at the scene.

He said: "Unfortunately the woman was mauled to death by the lion, but her boyfriend managed to escape naked."

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: maul

1 posted on 03/06/2013 5:35:50 PM PST by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin
Better title..."Boy Friend Gets a Little Nookie...and Abandons Girlfriend when Viking Kitties Show Up."

Never trust a lib or a troll!

2 posted on 03/06/2013 5:39:21 PM PST by RoosterRedux (Get armed, practice in the use of your weapons, get physically fit, stay alert!)
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To: BenLurkin

When making love always try to be on top.


3 posted on 03/06/2013 5:39:50 PM PST by Venturer
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To: Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

Ubangi?!


4 posted on 03/06/2013 5:42:27 PM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: BenLurkin

I hate when that happens.....


5 posted on 03/06/2013 5:43:00 PM PST by Victor (If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert." -David Ben-Gurion, the first Prime Minister)
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To: Venturer

“...that the predator attacked the couple at a secluded spot in the bush...”
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OUCH!!!!!


6 posted on 03/06/2013 5:43:08 PM PST by 21twelve ("We've got the guns, and we got the numbers" adapted and revised from Jim M.)
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To: a fool in paradise

The lion didn’t sleep on Tuesday night.


7 posted on 03/06/2013 5:45:36 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: BenLurkin

The question is do you need to have a concealed carry permit when you are nude in the bushes.


8 posted on 03/06/2013 5:47:50 PM PST by staytrue
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To: 21twelve

LOL! Safe sex gone awry! That was a mean kitty.


9 posted on 03/06/2013 5:48:11 PM PST by Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America (PRISON AT BENGHAZI?????)
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To: BenLurkin

At least she went out with a bang and a roar!


10 posted on 03/06/2013 5:48:14 PM PST by ScottinSacto
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To: Revolting cat!
Ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh / Ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh / Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
11 posted on 03/06/2013 5:49:17 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: BenLurkin

A woman is killed in an animal attack while with her boyfriend, sounds pretty tragic to me.


12 posted on 03/06/2013 5:52:04 PM PST by ansel12 (Romney is a longtime supporter of homosexualizing the Boy Scouts (and the military).)
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To: BenLurkin

This proves the truth of the old precept that you don’t have to run faster than the lion - just faster than the person you’re with. It’s cold, but true.


13 posted on 03/06/2013 5:52:35 PM PST by Zhang Fei (Let us pray that peace be now restored to the world and that God will preserve it always.)
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To: BenLurkin

Jungle love can be dangerous.


14 posted on 03/06/2013 5:53:21 PM PST by RC one (.From My Cold Dead Hands.)
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To: ScottinSacto

He told her “The lion it is coming!!” and she misunderstood.


15 posted on 03/06/2013 5:55:18 PM PST by Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America (PRISON AT BENGHAZI?????)
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To: BenLurkin
Woman Stops bear Attack With 22 Cal Pistol

What is the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself?

This is the woman's story of self control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy shooter by a woman against a fierce predator.

While out hiking in western Massachusetts with my boyfriend we were surprised by a huge black bear charging at us from out of no where. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little 22 with me I would not be here today!

Just one shot to my boyfriend's knee cap was all it took…….the bear got him and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. It's one of the best pistols in my collection……...

16 posted on 03/06/2013 5:57:07 PM PST by Boston Blackie
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To: BenLurkin
This story must be bogus...

There's an old saying....

"A little þÜ$$ץ never hurt anyone..."

/cynical

17 posted on 03/06/2013 6:09:55 PM PST by Wings-n-Wind (The main things are the plain things!)
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To: a fool in paradise

One dead chick, two cats that got away!


18 posted on 03/06/2013 6:10:52 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: BenLurkin

I hate it when my girlfriend gets attacked in the bush.


19 posted on 03/06/2013 6:12:16 PM PST by Delta 21 (Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
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To: BenLurkin
Truly horrific. However, I found it amusing that the source was a site named 'My Zimbabwe.'

So close to first-world yet so far.

20 posted on 03/06/2013 6:12:32 PM PST by Oratam
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To: ansel12

yeah, not really funny at all.


21 posted on 03/06/2013 6:13:28 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: Wings-n-Wind

Thank you - I was struggling over how to introduce that term without getting myself banned ;-)


22 posted on 03/06/2013 6:16:04 PM PST by bigbob
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To: BenLurkin

Did he have his Asagai with him? You should always take your Asagai with you when you go into the bush.


23 posted on 03/06/2013 6:27:15 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: BenLurkin

So with that on his resume does that mean he will lose his standing at Match.com and his consideration for Bachelor.


24 posted on 03/06/2013 6:27:59 PM PST by Uncle Chip
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To: BenLurkin

Very sad. Very tragic. With all due apologies to the victims and families...

But if you go lovemaking in the wilds of Africa, just remember that Don Henley and Glenn Frey were wrong: you CAN hide those lion eyes.


25 posted on 03/06/2013 6:33:35 PM PST by Our man in washington
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To: BenLurkin

Apparently the Lion enjoys Oral Sex.


26 posted on 03/06/2013 6:43:27 PM PST by Kickass Conservative (A Republican freed the Slaves and a Democrat murdered Martin Luther King.)
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To: BenLurkin

ELLEN: Sparky, wild animal!
CLARK: I know.
ELLEN: No, wild animal.
CLARK: I’m gonna’ go for it, honey!


27 posted on 03/06/2013 6:48:21 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: BenLurkin

“In the jungle,
The quiet jungle,
The lion sleeps....”

Uh, never mind.


28 posted on 03/06/2013 6:51:10 PM PST by neversweat (40 years and I still miss it!)
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To: dfwgator

LOL!


29 posted on 03/06/2013 6:52:14 PM PST by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: BenLurkin

Soon 0 and the dims will come out and claim that the lion was a Republican and the attack is part of the war on women.

On a related note a Colorado state rep claims that women being attack by lions can’t be trusted with a gun


30 posted on 03/06/2013 6:57:04 PM PST by fungoking (Tis a pleasure to live in the Ozarks)
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To: a fool in paradise
Ubetcha!

CC

31 posted on 03/06/2013 7:01:43 PM PST by Celtic Conservative
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To: a fool in paradise
Ubangi?!

Bangi?! I hardly even knew 'ee!

32 posted on 03/06/2013 7:48:40 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: BenLurkin; martin_fierro; Perdogg

Thanks BenLurkin.
the predator attacked the couple at a secluded spot in the bush
Another case of Bush's fault.


33 posted on 03/07/2013 4:54:25 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Romney would have been worse, if you're a dumb ass.)
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