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Obama: If Kim Jong-Un Were American, Id Drone Him
http://scrappleface.com/ ^ | 3/7/13 | Scott Ott

Posted on 03/07/2013 9:06:49 AM PST by Lucky9teen

Just hours after a top North Korean official threatened a preemptive nuclear strike against the United States, President Barack Obama said he’s also willing to take aggressive action, under certain conditions.

“If Kim Jong-Un were an American citizen,” Obama said, “I’d drone him in a second — but only if he were on U.S. soil, since North Korea is a long flight, and drone fuel is scarce because of the sequester.”

The remarks come after Sen. Rand Paul and fellow Republicans staged a filibuster, talking on the Senate floor for nearly 13 hours Wednesday in a vain attempt to get the Obama administration to admit that killing Americans on U.S. soil, without due process of law, is unconstitutional. Obama ignored the effort.

“If we send the Marines into Pyonyang to assassinate Kim,” Obama added, “that’s clearly illegal under international rules of war. So, that’s why I’d only take him down if he were here, just after he took his oath of U.S. citizenship. That’s a constitutional grey area, and Attorney General Holder is pretty sure we could win that one in court if those Tea Party wackos challenge it.”


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: drones; kimjong; obama; satire

1 posted on 03/07/2013 9:06:52 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

It’s legal to drone him while he’s sitting on his porch, as long as you read him his veranda rights.


2 posted on 03/07/2013 9:09:02 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Lucky9teen

We live in a very weird time when the lines between the satire of Scrappleface and reality begin to blur.


3 posted on 03/07/2013 9:09:17 AM PST by ScottinVA (Gun control: Steady firm grip, target within sights, squeeze the trigger slowly...)
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To: Lucky9teen

Scott Ott is a national treasure! Pure gold.


4 posted on 03/07/2013 9:10:19 AM PST by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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To: Lucky9teen

bttt


5 posted on 03/07/2013 9:12:02 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: dead

LOL!


6 posted on 03/07/2013 9:15:27 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Lucky9teen
Why Kim Jong Un is really pissed
7 posted on 03/07/2013 9:18:44 AM PST by Hoodat (I stand with Rand.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Wait until Dennis Rodman appears in the viewfinder first.


8 posted on 03/07/2013 10:18:49 AM PST by Mich Patriot (PITCH BLACK is the new "transparent")
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To: Lucky9teen

Kim Jong-Un and his gub mint have stated they will nuke Washington D.C.
To the point that I’m rooting for him to do it.
During a joint session of congress


9 posted on 03/07/2013 10:59:58 AM PST by Joe Boucher ((FUBO))
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To: Lucky9teen

SCRAPPLEFACE!!!!
I had no idea he had a website.
Thanks!


10 posted on 03/07/2013 11:15:09 AM PST by CaptainPhilFan
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