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JUSTIN BIEBER MUST WEAR GAS MASK FOR REST OF HIS LIFE
WWN ^

Posted on 03/09/2013 9:18:48 AM PST by traumer

Doctors told Justin Bieber he will have to wear a gas mask for the rest of his life.

It’s a rare condition, similar to what Michael Jackson had – except it’s much more severe. Justin Bieber can not breathe the air that the rest of the humans on the planet can breathe.

“He needs much better air than we are producing on Earth,” said a source close to Bieber. ”Justin was crushed to learn that he would never be without a gas mask, but he’s accepting it in stride. He thinks he’ll still be able to record – he’ll just have a much deeper voice.”

Bieber is taking it all in stride: “I’m focused on the good things in life. I’m blessed and not forgetting it. I’m giving back every day for it. Can’t phase me.” He added: “I’m a good person. I know that. You can’t tell me different. We know the truth.

“As long as my family, friends, and fans r with me u can say whatever. We are all equal in God’s eyes & we have a responsibility to each other.”

He went on: “I understand it is part of the job to be judged…but judge me on the facts, judge me on the music, and be careful of the judgement u pass.

(Excerpt) Read more at weeklyworldnews.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bieber; justinbieber; napl; stunedhisbieber; thebieb
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1 posted on 03/09/2013 9:18:48 AM PST by traumer
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To: traumer

My, my! My heart goes out to him.


2 posted on 03/09/2013 9:23:45 AM PST by davisfh
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To: traumer

Careful what you say about the bieb. From what I hear he’ll kick you a$$. LOL! Send this useless (except to recording industry) little puke back where he came from. Good satire though.


3 posted on 03/09/2013 9:24:49 AM PST by rktman (BACKGROUND CHECKS? YOU FIRST MR. PRESIDENT!(not that we'd get the truth!))
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To: humblegunner

Your BFF is in the news again!


4 posted on 03/09/2013 9:25:31 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: traumer

Good, we won’t have to hear about that rug rodent any more!


5 posted on 03/09/2013 9:25:31 AM PST by dalereed
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To: traumer

WWN ping for later


6 posted on 03/09/2013 9:25:32 AM PST by Alex Murphy ("If you are not firm in faith, you will not be firm at all" - Isaiah 7:9)
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To: traumer

I think that what has most of his female fans upset is that the condition is so aggravated by testosterone, that he will also have to be castrated.


7 posted on 03/09/2013 9:25:35 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Best WoT news at rantburg.com)
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To: traumer

Something doesn’t seem right here.


8 posted on 03/09/2013 9:26:20 AM PST by donhunt (Certified and proud "Son of a Bitch".)
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To: traumer

to borrow a line from Groucho -

Outside of the improvement, no one will notice the difference.


9 posted on 03/09/2013 9:26:33 AM PST by llevrok (Keep your arms out. It makes it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
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To: rktman

Why do you think it’s a joke?


10 posted on 03/09/2013 9:26:52 AM PST by dalereed
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To: traumer
Doctors told Justin Bieber he will have to wear a gas mask for the rest of his life.

OK.

11 posted on 03/09/2013 9:27:53 AM PST by Senator_Blutarski
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To: traumer

Its him or us.


12 posted on 03/09/2013 9:29:41 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: shibumi

13 posted on 03/09/2013 9:31:15 AM PST by humblegunner
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To: traumer

14 posted on 03/09/2013 9:31:52 AM PST by Dallas59 (America died a little bit more on 11/6/2012)
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To: traumer
somebody might want to tell the little puke it works much better with the air filter attached... cause it looks like the Brit style without the filter attached
15 posted on 03/09/2013 9:32:23 AM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: traumer
Stuned.


16 posted on 03/09/2013 9:32:32 AM PST by mnehring
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To: dalereed

The Weekly World News was a largely fictional news tabloid published in the United States from 1979 to 2007, renowned for its outlandish cover stories often based on supernatural or paranormal themes and an approach to news that verged on the satirical. Its characteristic black-and-white covers have become pop-culture images widely used in the arts. It continues to exist as a website. [1]


17 posted on 03/09/2013 9:33:27 AM PST by saganite (What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
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To: traumer

“...judge me on the facts, judge me on the music...”

I have....not impressed....


18 posted on 03/09/2013 9:34:03 AM PST by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: dalereed
Your right...people are heart broken....


19 posted on 03/09/2013 9:35:02 AM PST by Dallas59 (America died a little bit more on 11/6/2012)
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To: traumer
Report: "JUSTIN BIEBER MUST WEAR GAS MASK FOR REST OF HIS LIFE"

Question: Is this a "Good Thing?"

20 posted on 03/09/2013 9:35:36 AM PST by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: traumer

It must be awkward and disconcerting to other patrons to wear a gas mask at a restaurant. Hopefully he’s leaving good tips.


21 posted on 03/09/2013 9:35:51 AM PST by SamAdams76
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To: traumer

Big deal. So’s my girlfriend.


22 posted on 03/09/2013 9:36:52 AM PST by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: traumer
The WWN also reports that Bieber is waiting for gay marriage to become legal, so that he can finally marry Bat Boy.


23 posted on 03/09/2013 9:39:06 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: traumer

LOL. MJ didn’t have a deeper voice, but I think he only wore surgical masks.


24 posted on 03/09/2013 9:40:14 AM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: traumer
Poor Bieber.


25 posted on 03/09/2013 9:40:30 AM PST by Rebelbase (1929-1950's, 20+years for full recovery. How long this time?)
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To: Rebelbase

Really he should be wearing one of those pink Hello Kitty gas masks.


26 posted on 03/09/2013 9:43:55 AM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: humblegunner

What’s that .gif of Ellen DeGeneres doing on a Justine Bieber thread?


27 posted on 03/09/2013 9:47:25 AM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: traumer

He is just looking for his mummy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gows3X8yt9c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CFSyHBVxDQ

Not that he could be any more creepier...


28 posted on 03/09/2013 9:49:05 AM PST by GraceG
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To: traumer

LOL, that’s hilarious.


29 posted on 03/09/2013 9:51:18 AM PST by andyk (I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
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To: traumer
 photo wtf.gif
30 posted on 03/09/2013 9:52:10 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: mnehring

It looks more like the type of training masks that some athletes wear to add resistance to breathing , to strengthen the muscles used for breathing.


31 posted on 03/09/2013 9:54:37 AM PST by jmcenanly ("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
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To: traumer

And we care why?


32 posted on 03/09/2013 9:55:10 AM PST by Blood of Tyrants (There is no requirement to show need in order to exercise your rights.)
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
sniff sniff I'm sowwy. This is a devastating bwow.

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33 posted on 03/09/2013 9:56:52 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: traumer

Can we ban gas masks?


34 posted on 03/09/2013 9:57:09 AM PST by OKRA2012
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To: mnehring

Yep. Stuned his bieber.

Poor thing.


35 posted on 03/09/2013 9:58:00 AM PST by Jeff Winston
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To: donhunt
yeah... no kidding. How can he not breathe this air?

This is too weird for even for a Coast to coast segment.

36 posted on 03/09/2013 9:58:58 AM PST by Northern Yankee (Where Liberty dwells, there is my Country. - Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Dallas59

I have to ask what made him smile like that


37 posted on 03/09/2013 9:59:45 AM PST by winodog
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To: Rebelbase

Oink-Oink


38 posted on 03/09/2013 10:00:00 AM PST by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a Tea Party descendant...steeped in the Constitutional Republic given to us by the Founders.)
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To: OKRA2012

“Can we ban gas masks?”

Only military need gas masks....


39 posted on 03/09/2013 10:02:34 AM PST by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a Tea Party descendant...steeped in the Constitutional Republic given to us by the Founders.)
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To: stylecouncilor

ping


40 posted on 03/09/2013 10:03:02 AM PST by windcliff
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To: saganite
a largely fictional news tabloid

Ya mean it largely existed in someone's imagination, Francois?

41 posted on 03/09/2013 10:07:45 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: traumer

I want to hear Ed Anger’s take on this.


42 posted on 03/09/2013 10:08:20 AM PST by GreenHornet
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To: traumer
Not being able to breathe other people's air IS a real problem!


43 posted on 03/09/2013 10:09:59 AM PST by Slyfox (Arbitrary power is most easily established on the ruins of liberty abused to licentiousness -G Wash.)
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To: GGpaX4DumpedTea
Only military need gas masks....

I know this was /s. But in the civilian market gas masks are called respirators, and lots of people use them in their work, including me.

You can turn one into a gas mask as such simply by changing the cartridges. FWIW the civilian masks are a whole lot more comfortable than that thing he's wearing.

44 posted on 03/09/2013 10:11:10 AM PST by Sherman Logan
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To: winodog
Watermelon to the face....



She didn't get hurt.
45 posted on 03/09/2013 10:12:17 AM PST by Dallas59 (America died a little bit more on 11/6/2012)
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To: traumer

I love that the best stories always show up in WWN or The Enquirer-— I mean where is the MSM ?


46 posted on 03/09/2013 10:14:09 AM PST by Nifster
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To: traumer

Gas masks, barfing on stage and fainting on stage; what’s next?

And when will my obsessive teenage niece stop treating this guy like he’s the end-all be-all and she has some relationship with him?


47 posted on 03/09/2013 10:14:14 AM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: saganite
in other news...
48 posted on 03/09/2013 10:16:16 AM PST by traumer
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To: the OlLine Rebel

My verging-upon-teenage niece hates Bieber but loves some sappy English boy band that is almost as bad and there are several of them. One Way? Something like that. They’re insipid, I looked them up.


49 posted on 03/09/2013 10:18:25 AM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: Dallas59

Thanks. I would have cringed also


50 posted on 03/09/2013 10:23:47 AM PST by winodog
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