Skip to comments.A lesson in economics. Learning from Obituaries....
Posted on 03/10/2013 4:45:44 AM PDT by Las Vegas Dave
A lesson in economics.
Learning from Obituaries....
It seems that every couple of days New Orleans loses one of its treasured ENTREPRENEURS .
Lets get the players straight before we go on with this. interpretation of data not verified but...
LARMONDO "FLAIR" ALLEN His Companion (NOT married with children: Kawanner Armstrong His Sons : Christian Allen Kwan Allen Larmondo Allen, Jr.
His Daughters: Deidra Allen Larmenshell Allen Lamonshea Allen Larmomdriel Allen Larmerja Allen Korevell Allen
AT AGE 25 - He had 9 Children. (Could Kawanner Armstrong Possibly Be The Mother Of All Of His Kids?)
His Father: Burnell Thompson His Mother: Esther Allen His Stepfather: Bruce Gordy
His Brothers: Burnell Thompson Edgar Thompson Wil Willis Danta Edwards Reshe Edwards Mattnell Allen Burnell Allen Lester Allen
(At least FOUR different fathers (?) ++++++++++
His Sisters: Shannail Craig Lekiksha Thompson Gwendolyn Carter Jessica Willis Katina Gordy
Grandparents: Delors Allen J.C. Allen Anna Laura Thompson Will Thompson
So, lets see now....
His Father, Burnell Thompson, fathered his brothers Burnell, Edgar and his sister Lekiksha. His Stepfather, Bruce Gordy, fathered his Sister Katina. His Mother, Esther Allen, must have been unwed when she gave birth to: Larmondo, Mattnell, Burnell and Lester. We don't know who fathered Wil Willis and Jessica Willis, or Dante and Reshe Edwards. Lets hope sisters Shannail Craig and Gwendolyn Carter are married.
GOT THE ABOVE ALL STRAIGHT? ********** NOW, THE REST OF THE STORY
He was 25 and had 3 sons and 6 daughters. NINE welfare recipients collecting $950 each per month..... That equals $8,550 a month !!! Now add Food Stamps, Free medical, Free school lunches, and on and on .......
Do the math...$102,000+/year.
Anyone out there, sittin' on their butt while reading this e-mail, making A HUNDRED GRAND a year doing nothing?
Now that, to me, is a real Entrepreneur. (ALSO, BECAUSE OF THEIR FATHERS DEATH, ALL OF THE KIDS WILL COLLECT SOCIAL SECURITY UNTIL THEY ARE 18).
EVEN BETTER...IF "FLAIR'S" THIRTEEN BROTHERS & SISTERS FOLLOWED HIS ENTREPRENEURIAL STRATEGY--THAT'S AN ADDITIONAL $1.3 MILLION PER YEAR BUT WAIT...THERE'S MORE!
IF ALL THIRTEEN BROTHERS AND SISTERS CAN DUPLICATE HIS FEAT OF 9 WELFARE STRATEGISTS, THAT BREEDS 117 NEW RECIPIENTS COLLECTING $100,000/YR!!...OR AN ADDITIONAL $11,700,000PER YEAR... &THAT'S ONE DAMN FAMILY (And it demands 100% of the Taxes Paid by 1,000 average taxpayers).
And THAT is why this once great country is BANKRUPT!!
Pinging the lists..!!?
Yeah, but think how many jobs he created by making so much work for so many bureaucrats. This guy was a true national treasure. Nancy Pelousy should nominate him for some sort o congressional award.
Good work, Dave.
That’s just one family. There are thousands more just like that
Nothing good ever happens on Martin Luther King Blvd.
$102,000 a year with no income tax. That’s like you or I making a lot more than that.
His obituary clearly shows the value of Cambridge (list terminating) comma for clear writing.
The most chaotic annual event in the universe: Father’s Day in NOLA.
This is why I get a hankerin’ to drink me a few Big Gulps, and go few hundred miles west and winkle on LBJ’s grave.
I heard he was turning his life around and hoped to marry the mother of some of his children.
I have a feeling that there were probably several omissions. I love the reference that he was an "entreprenuer". I wonder what kind of "commerce" he was in. :)
Well, it’s a lot of money to spend on one family, but I’m sure they are very grateful to thankful to the taxpayers and the investment will pay off by thier contributions to medicine, science, and their philanthropy.
“Martin Luther King stood for non violence ... and I don’t give a f@k* where you are in America, if you’re on Martin Luther King Boulevard, there’s some violence going down.”... Chris Rock.
Where does this information come from?
And there are folks who support, “reparations” to make amends for past injustices...