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Zombie-Scented Perfumes Make You Smell Less Attractive to the Undead
IO9 ^ | March 9, 2013 | Lauren Davis

Posted on 03/10/2013 10:06:34 AM PDT by DogByte6RER

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Zombie-scented perfumes make you smell less attractive to the undead

Usually a person dabs on a bit of perfume in hopes of attracting someone else's attention, but could a zombie-scented perfume repel the affections of the flesh-craving dead? Demeter Fragrance Library, purveyors of all sorts of offbeat scents, have come up with a pair of undead-themed perfumes that could come in handy during the zombie apocalypse.

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No, the perfume doesn't smell like decaying flesh. Instead, Zombie for Him combines dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth, while Zombie for Her is a more feminine version, adding "a touch of Dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel." Let's just hope that it succeeds in masking our living, human scent without attracting amorous zombies in the process.

(Excerpt) Read more at io9.com ...


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KEYWORDS: blendingin; camouflage; cologne; iteotwawki; itstheendoftheworld; perfume; undead; worldwarz; zday; zombie; zombieapocalypse; zombies
Zombies The perfume would likely have no effect on these type of zombies ... these undead only seem attracted to the smell of the money in your wallets
1 posted on 03/10/2013 10:06:34 AM PDT by DogByte6RER
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More references ...

Zombie for Him - http://www.demeterfragrance.com/757765/products/Zombie-for-Him.html

Zombie for Her - http://www.demeterfragrance.com/757766/products/Zombie-for-Her.html


2 posted on 03/10/2013 10:09:10 AM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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3 posted on 03/10/2013 10:11:08 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: DogByte6RER

So it makes you smell unwashed and brainless like a democrat.


4 posted on 03/10/2013 10:18:53 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: DogByte6RER

I asked my wife if she wanted some and she said yes, as it was the only way I would ever buy her perfume. Apparently the last time I purchased perfume was in the early 90’s according to her.

Only a women would or could keep track of that.


5 posted on 03/10/2013 10:19:38 AM PDT by Fzob (In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. Jefferson)
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I got some readily available methane that should do the trick. Some pickled eggs and a few brewskies should add to the “mix”.


6 posted on 03/10/2013 10:24:23 AM PDT by rktman (BACKGROUND CHECKS? YOU FIRST MR. PRESIDENT!(not that we'd get the truth!))
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To: RandallFlagg

ping


7 posted on 03/10/2013 10:26:23 AM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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8 posted on 03/10/2013 10:31:16 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: DogByte6RER
Eau du Occupier

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9 posted on 03/10/2013 10:32:16 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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I’m not so sure. I think the best zombie repellant would be the smell of a Democrat poll worker, who incessantly pesters zombies to vote.

“Yeah, I know I told you last time that if Obama was reelected all you zombies would get free brains, and like he wants to, but the Republicans block him, because they like *hate* zombies! They are anti-zombie racists!”


10 posted on 03/10/2013 10:46:13 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Best WoT news at rantburg.com)
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MoBama antidote searching for after the Zombie Apocalypse:

It doesn't help when somebody's @$$ is grass.

11 posted on 03/10/2013 11:30:03 AM PDT by Slyfox (Arbitrary power is most easily established on the ruins of liberty abused to licentiousness -G Wash.)
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As everyone knows, zombies feed on brains.

The vast majority of Democrats, Progressives and Leftists will be safe in a zombie attack.


12 posted on 03/10/2013 12:48:06 PM PDT by Skepolitic
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Thanks to DogByte6RER for the ping.
13 posted on 03/10/2013 1:06:01 PM PDT by RandallFlagg
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Luckily, my Wife still loves when I wear Drakkar.


14 posted on 03/10/2013 1:07:27 PM PDT by RandallFlagg
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What is Drakkar?


15 posted on 03/13/2013 2:52:03 PM PDT by tbw2
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It’s an ‘80s cologne.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drakkar_Noir


16 posted on 03/13/2013 4:31:14 PM PDT by RandallFlagg
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