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Pink bikini-clad gal bit another woman's cheek during beach brawl over...littering, cops say
South Florida Sun-Sentinel ^ | March 13, 2013 | Barbara Hijek

Posted on 03/13/2013 7:28:52 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement

There's a new breed of Spring Breaker that walks the beaches these days.

Fights over booze, flirting boyfriends or heckling seems to be a thing of the past now that Green Spring Breakers are leaving their carbonated beer footprints on the sand.

Madison Alexandra Pelfrey, 21, from Wellington, was approached on Smathers Beach on March 4th by a woman with blond hair wearing a pink bikini, later ID'd as Cassi Lyn Clayton, 20, from Rock Hall, MD, who began to yell at Pelfrey about littering on the beach, according to an arrest affidavit from the Key West Police Department.

(Excerpt) Read more at sun-sentinel.com ...


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: bikini; bite; fight
Litter bug meets litter thug.
1 posted on 03/13/2013 7:28:52 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

“Whe-e-e-re the boys arr-rrre.”


2 posted on 03/13/2013 7:34:07 AM PDT by eCSMaster (Palin was correct!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Give a hoot(er)....don’t pollute!


3 posted on 03/13/2013 7:35:14 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: ConservativeStatement

“...Pelfrey dropped her cup on the beach ...”

Did not know women wore cups....


4 posted on 03/13/2013 7:36:00 AM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Pictures ... we need pictures!


5 posted on 03/13/2013 7:36:10 AM PDT by Ken522
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To: illiac

Except for their tops, of course...


6 posted on 03/13/2013 7:36:45 AM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: ConservativeStatement

cat fight?


7 posted on 03/13/2013 7:39:39 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Ken522
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The accused. Blonde, bikini-clad, zombies....good stuff!
8 posted on 03/13/2013 7:40:59 AM PDT by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Unfortunately Girls Gone Wild just filed for bankruptcy.


9 posted on 03/13/2013 7:41:13 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: ConservativeStatement

This story is meaningless without pictures.


10 posted on 03/13/2013 7:41:21 AM PDT by traderrob6
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To: traderrob6

Video would be better.


11 posted on 03/13/2013 7:42:34 AM PDT by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
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To: ConservativeStatement
The police report noted that Clayton "had been drinking" and her "speech was slurred."

Alcohol was involved? I am shocked, shocked I say!

12 posted on 03/13/2013 7:42:36 AM PDT by commish (The takers rule. Time to implement the triple G plan - GOD, GUNS, & GOLD)
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To: ConservativeStatement
The Chompa:


13 posted on 03/13/2013 7:42:58 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: ConservativeStatement
'Cause I'm a Blonde!"
14 posted on 03/13/2013 7:44:02 AM PDT by pabianice
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To: Hemingway's Ghost

Best looking zombie perpetrator in Florida yet.


15 posted on 03/13/2013 7:44:13 AM PDT by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
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To: Hemingway's Ghost

16 posted on 03/13/2013 7:44:41 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama is the "Disco Duck" president. A no-substance novelty that reached number one.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Clayton was also arrested one month prior for Assaulting an Officer, Firefighter, etc., according to Monroe County Jail inmate records.

Green: It's the new Red.

17 posted on 03/13/2013 7:45:30 AM PDT by fso301
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To: fso301

She’d be a handful for any prospective suitor, but I bet it would be a fun while it lasted.


18 posted on 03/13/2013 7:47:52 AM PDT by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
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To: 3Fingas

I don’t remember stabbing my suitor 57 times,but it was
self defense!


19 posted on 03/13/2013 7:50:04 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: ConservativeStatement

Based on the muggs, I’m going to go with a preliminary finding of Not Guilty, but I have to see some full body shots before I can make a definitive call.


20 posted on 03/13/2013 7:51:55 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: Dr. Ursus

She’s pretty for a zombie and all, but I think we would probably be incompatible.


21 posted on 03/13/2013 7:57:10 AM PDT by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
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To: Hemingway's Ghost

Facebook page?
http://www.facebook.com/cassi.clayton?fref=ts


22 posted on 03/13/2013 8:19:51 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Figures she’d be from Maryland.


23 posted on 03/13/2013 8:34:26 AM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: 3Fingas
I bet it would be a fun while it lasted.

A 4-day, max the credit-card out, no-last-names weekend bender with this chick would be something you'd talk about in bull sessions with the guys for the next 20 years.

"Lemme tell ya guys, There I was....."

24 posted on 03/13/2013 8:43:27 AM PDT by wbill
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To: ConservativeStatement

25 posted on 03/13/2013 8:44:58 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: wbill

So I worked with this amazing flight attendant, who spoke four languages, about ten years ago. Over drinks we all got her whole story. When she graduated from high school, her parents rented out a beach house for ONE week and rented a red Mustang convertible for her and her friends. After two weeks, her dad went to look for her and the car. (She had kept in touch by phone but wouldn’t come home.) Daddy found his little girl working in a strip club, collared her and brought her to an Army recruiting office where she signed up.

She got a college education, traveled the world and married a great guy.

Her dad is still her best friend.

And she still can’t hold her liquor.


26 posted on 03/13/2013 9:14:00 AM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: Jack Hydrazine
COULD BE.

If'n that's the case, I think it's safe for me to go on record by saying NOT GUILTY.

27 posted on 03/13/2013 9:17:19 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Typical Florida day. Also on the same page:

Defendant: Traci Batcher 34

Traci Batcher alledgedly drank a few drinks at the Thirsty Turtle Bar in Sarasota, then entered the mens' room before deciding to come out of her shell by shedding her clothes and returned to the bar stark naked.


28 posted on 03/13/2013 9:44:08 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: Cowgirl of Justice
And she still can’t hold her liquor.

Not even by the ears? Sorry, couldn't resist...

29 posted on 03/13/2013 9:48:32 AM PDT by Veggie Todd (That's some bad hat, Harry.)
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To: RightGeek
Wait, there's more:

Heads up, Dad: It's never good news when your little girl brings home a boyfriend named 'Bubba."

Passengers on the Key West Express, a boat that runs from Marco Island to Key West, allegedly alerted a crew member that there was a 'hull lotta loving" going on with a couple down under in the men’s head, reports the Naples Daily News.

When the woman's dad went down into the men's head to lower the boom and take the wind out of the young man's sails, the boyfriend, Robert “Bubba” Emerson Martin, 24, of East Naples, pushed the concerned poppa away and tried to punch him, according to the report.

'Bubba' also reportedly bit the captain's hand after the captain released zip ties he had used to restrain 'Bubba's hands.

30 posted on 03/13/2013 9:49:01 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: ConservativeStatement

It could be that this Madison Alexandra Pelfrey told Cassi Lyn Clayton “bite me” as a reply to which the bikini clad blond obliged her.


31 posted on 03/13/2013 11:58:43 AM PDT by History Repeats (sic transit gloria mundi)
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