Skip to comments.Pink bikini-clad gal bit another woman's cheek during beach brawl over...littering, cops say
Posted on 03/13/2013 7:28:52 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
There's a new breed of Spring Breaker that walks the beaches these days.
Fights over booze, flirting boyfriends or heckling seems to be a thing of the past now that Green Spring Breakers are leaving their carbonated beer footprints on the sand.
Madison Alexandra Pelfrey, 21, from Wellington, was approached on Smathers Beach on March 4th by a woman with blond hair wearing a pink bikini, later ID'd as Cassi Lyn Clayton, 20, from Rock Hall, MD, who began to yell at Pelfrey about littering on the beach, according to an arrest affidavit from the Key West Police Department.
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“Whe-e-e-re the boys arr-rrre.”
Give a hoot(er)....don’t pollute!
“...Pelfrey dropped her cup on the beach ...”
Did not know women wore cups....
Pictures ... we need pictures!
Except for their tops, of course...
This story is meaningless without pictures.
Video would be better.
Alcohol was involved? I am shocked, shocked I say!
Best looking zombie perpetrator in Florida yet.
Green: It's the new Red.
She’d be a handful for any prospective suitor, but I bet it would be a fun while it lasted.
I don’t remember stabbing my suitor 57 times,but it was
Based on the muggs, I’m going to go with a preliminary finding of Not Guilty, but I have to see some full body shots before I can make a definitive call.
She’s pretty for a zombie and all, but I think we would probably be incompatible.
Figures she’d be from Maryland.
A 4-day, max the credit-card out, no-last-names weekend bender with this chick would be something you'd talk about in bull sessions with the guys for the next 20 years.
"Lemme tell ya guys, There I was....."
So I worked with this amazing flight attendant, who spoke four languages, about ten years ago. Over drinks we all got her whole story. When she graduated from high school, her parents rented out a beach house for ONE week and rented a red Mustang convertible for her and her friends. After two weeks, her dad went to look for her and the car. (She had kept in touch by phone but wouldn’t come home.) Daddy found his little girl working in a strip club, collared her and brought her to an Army recruiting office where she signed up.
She got a college education, traveled the world and married a great guy.
Her dad is still her best friend.
And she still can’t hold her liquor.
If'n that's the case, I think it's safe for me to go on record by saying NOT GUILTY.
Defendant: Traci Batcher 34
Traci Batcher alledgedly drank a few drinks at the Thirsty Turtle Bar in Sarasota, then entered the mens' room before deciding to come out of her shell by shedding her clothes and returned to the bar stark naked.
Not even by the ears? Sorry, couldn't resist...
Heads up, Dad: It's never good news when your little girl brings home a boyfriend named 'Bubba."
Passengers on the Key West Express, a boat that runs from Marco Island to Key West, allegedly alerted a crew member that there was a 'hull lotta loving" going on with a couple down under in the mens head, reports the Naples Daily News.
When the woman's dad went down into the men's head to lower the boom and take the wind out of the young man's sails, the boyfriend, Robert Bubba Emerson Martin, 24, of East Naples, pushed the concerned poppa away and tried to punch him, according to the report.
'Bubba' also reportedly bit the captain's hand after the captain released zip ties he had used to restrain 'Bubba's hands.
It could be that this Madison Alexandra Pelfrey told Cassi Lyn Clayton “bite me” as a reply to which the bikini clad blond obliged her.
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