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Dolphins armed with guns and knives allegedly escape into wild
Yahoo!News ^ | March 12, 2013 | Eric Pfeiffer

Posted on 03/13/2013 8:41:56 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

No, it’s not a promo for the latest SyFy movie. There are claims circulating that three dolphins, trained to attack humans, have escaped from a Ukrainian military training facility armed with head-mounted guns and knives.

Could this seemingly outrageous claim be true? Unfortunately, the U.S. media has nothing on a number of international publications that publish completely fabricated tales, often to score political points. And for its part, the Ukrainian government has denied the claim, calling it a “fabrication” and a “gross provocation.”

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TOPICS: Outdoors; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: dolphins; ukraine; workingdogs
Flipper says: "Make my day!"
1 posted on 03/13/2013 8:41:56 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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2 posted on 03/13/2013 8:43:57 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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Something fishy about this story.....


3 posted on 03/13/2013 8:44:01 AM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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Frickin' guns and knives on dolphins heads? How quaint!
4 posted on 03/13/2013 8:44:05 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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If Flipper had a son...


5 posted on 03/13/2013 8:47:36 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!

_DR. Evil


6 posted on 03/13/2013 8:47:59 AM PDT by V_TWIN (obama=where there's smoke, there's mirrors)
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To: JRios1968
Mike Myers is making another Austin Powers..

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1218992/

Mini me, you complete me.


7 posted on 03/13/2013 8:51:25 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Someday our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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So long, and thanks for all the fish
8 posted on 03/13/2013 8:51:57 AM PDT by Alex Murphy ("If you are not firm in faith, you will not be firm at all" - Isaiah 7:9)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Isn’t Mini-me working as a lawyer these days for Steenrod, Schwartz & McMinimee, LLP?
http://www.steenrodlaw.com/


9 posted on 03/13/2013 8:58:39 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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Dolphins armed with guns and knives allegedly escape into wild

As if the NFL didn't already have enough problems with criminals in the league.

10 posted on 03/13/2013 9:01:00 AM PDT by dfwgator
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11 posted on 03/13/2013 9:02:13 AM PDT by dfwgator
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LOL! The secretary at that law firm must get at least one call per hour asking for McMinimee.


12 posted on 03/13/2013 9:08:04 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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13 posted on 03/13/2013 9:10:58 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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An oatmeal cookie for whomever can photoshop Mini-Me into this photo of the Steenrod, Schwartz & McMinimee, LLP law firm.


14 posted on 03/13/2013 9:11:02 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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Christ!!! That dolphin is dynamite!!!


15 posted on 03/13/2013 9:24:28 AM PDT by Fedupwithit (You gave him what he wanted. I gave him what he needed.)
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Guns and knives? Where are the frickin’ laser beams?!?!?!


16 posted on 03/13/2013 9:29:15 AM PDT by kevkrom (If a wise man has an argument with a foolish man, the fool only rages or laughs...)
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Man... we need Gary Larson out of retirement for this one.


17 posted on 03/13/2013 9:29:54 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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LOL! I thought you were kidding till I saw that page. I cannot believe that is the guys last name. Can you imagine the judge asking someone "Who is your lawyer?" "McMinimee!" LMAO!

"Your honor, my client is.. how shall I say, "innocent" of all charges? Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!"


18 posted on 03/13/2013 9:42:37 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Someday our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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19 posted on 03/13/2013 9:47:15 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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20 posted on 03/13/2013 9:50:58 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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Who let the fish out!


21 posted on 03/13/2013 9:52:48 AM PDT by aomagrat (Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
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22 posted on 03/13/2013 10:10:11 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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I love dolphins; but they really do hang out in gangs that fight each other; they kidnap and hold captive female dolphins and gang rape them, which leads to the female being promiscuious because the males won’t kill their young if they think they are offspring of their gang. This is true! So guns and knives will only make this societal problem worse!


23 posted on 03/13/2013 10:11:32 AM PDT by Rusty0604
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Who’s that freek and what has he to do with the story?


24 posted on 03/13/2013 10:21:26 AM PDT by dalereed
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To: dead

LOL! Maybe I’ll send it to that law firm.


25 posted on 03/13/2013 10:21:58 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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He’s just some freek(sic) who desires world domination who wanted and received sharks with laserbeams on their heads. Kinda similar to those dolphins with guns and knives on their heads.


26 posted on 03/13/2013 10:28:46 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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27 posted on 03/13/2013 10:29:19 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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You need to be locked up in the looney bin!


28 posted on 03/13/2013 10:30:41 AM PDT by dalereed
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For?


29 posted on 03/13/2013 10:31:20 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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dreaming up your wierd character and his thoughts!


30 posted on 03/13/2013 10:33:34 AM PDT by dalereed
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You might want to throw all of Hollyweird into the looney bin, too, while you’re at it!


31 posted on 03/13/2013 10:34:37 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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what’s it got to do with Hollywood?


32 posted on 03/13/2013 10:37:20 AM PDT by dalereed
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Oh, nevermind...


33 posted on 03/13/2013 10:42:33 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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Well, since the bulk of the Ukrainian Navy is rusting away tied up to the piers of Sevastopol and Odessa due to money problems, I don’t give much credence to the dolphin thing.


34 posted on 03/13/2013 11:33:40 AM PDT by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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I know who can find him...


35 posted on 03/13/2013 2:45:52 PM PDT by GreenLanternCorps
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