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To: Olog-hai

7 posted on 03/14/2013 7:26:07 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

Colonel, you better take a look at this.
COLONEL
What is it, son?
JOHNSON
I don’t know, sir, but it looks like a giant—
JET PILOT
Dick!
DICK
Yeah?
PILOT
Take a look outta starboard.
DICK
Oh, my God! It looks like a huge—
BIRD-WATCHING WOMAN
Pecker!
BIRD-WATCHING MAN
[raises his binoculars] Oh, where?
BIRD-WATCHING WOMAN
Wait! that’s not a woodpecker. It looks like someone’s—
ARMY SERGEANT
PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with—
UMPIRE
2 balls! [looks up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous—
TEACHER
Wang! Pay attention!
WANG
I was distracted by that enormous flying—
MUSICIAN
Willie.
WILLIE
Yeah?
MUSICIAN
What’s that?
WILLIE
[looks up] Well, it looks like a giant—
COLONEL
Johnson!
JOHNSON
Yes, sir!
COLONEL
Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!


9 posted on 03/14/2013 7:28:26 PM PDT by dfwgator
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