Colonel, you better take a look at this.
What is it, son?
I don’t know, sir, but it looks like a giant—
Take a look outta starboard.
Oh, my God! It looks like a huge—
[raises his binoculars] Oh, where?
Wait! that’s not a woodpecker. It looks like someone’s—
PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with—
2 balls! [looks up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous—
Wang! Pay attention!
I was distracted by that enormous flying—
[looks up] Well, it looks like a giant—
Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!